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The Real Truth About Brandi Hawbaker The Real Truth About Brandi Hawbaker

01-15-2008 , 02:15 AM


01-15-2008 , 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by TheJubilantMale
LMFAO....

I didn't fully get this until I said it out loud.

LOL
01-15-2008 , 03:07 AM
1) I, Bryan Micon, approve of this thread

2) Pimpdrexel is a good guy. I hope he learns from this and grows as a person

3) Shout to the random 2+2'er asking me about Brandi at the Venetian earlier tonight that knew nothing about this thread and is prolly reading this right now. (he had last checked this fine website a few months ago)

4)
01-15-2008 , 03:14 AM
Brandi seems to be really good at her game. On some level, you kind of have to give her props for it...

1) Find an edge
2) Press that edge
3) ????
4) Profit (or in this case, subsidize life leaks)
01-15-2008 , 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Big Limpin
Brandi seems to be really good at her game. On some level, you kind of have to give her props for it...

1) Find an edge
2) Press that edge
3) ????
4) Profit (or in this case, subsidize life leaks)
I agree. Brandi is one hell of a Grifter. OP was an easy mark.
PT Barnum > Op

Question: She pawned $40,000 worth of your sh*t. Which would be about 80-$100,000 real value. WTF, you have gold bricks and diamonds laying around your house?
01-15-2008 , 04:00 AM
Because one cannot be considered a truly annointed member of the 2+2 community until one has posted in a "Brandi" thread, here goes another baptism...

= = =

Two observations:

1) The human capacity for self-deception never ceases to amaze. Even the renowned poker theoretician Mr. Sklansky seems utterly baffled by Brandi's motives (or lack thereof), never realizing until too late that she has always thought on a completely different level from him and all of the men/suckers who have ever crossed her path...

2) I see that one detail from this story has yet to be questioned: How, exactly, did Miss Hawbaker obtain a sheriff's card to strip at the Rhino while supposedly having a long, multi-jurisdictional rap sheet?

>> Since 1947, to work on the premises where liquor and gaming are present a person must obtain a Sheriff's Card, (Work Card). It is mandatory in the State of Nevada regardless of what your position is in a gaming establishment. The purpose of the work card is to document, investigate and license all employees of the gaming and liquor industry.

<snip>

Certain conditions may cause Applicants to be denied or revoked:
1. An outstanding warrant of arrest.
2. EXTENSIVE CRIMINAL HISTORY
3. Previous work card revoked by the Gaming Control Board.
4. Insufficient immigration documentation.
5. No birth certificate if applying for a gaming position or a position that dispenses alcoholic beverages.
6. Falsification of information on the referral slip.
7. Any other denial reason(s) so stated under Nevada Revised Statutes. <<

http://www.insidervlv.com/sheriffscard.html
01-15-2008 , 04:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Limpin
Brandi seems to be really good at her game. On some level, you kind of have to give her props for it...

1) Find an edge
2) Press that edge
3) ????
4) Profit (or in this case, subsidize life leaks)
i hear lee harvey oswald was a good shot
01-15-2008 , 04:12 AM
Ok, my turn to chime in. Dealt to her at the main event of the WSOP. All I can say is that even in that brief time i got the feeling something was weird with this woman. She got in to a raising war with mimi tran and when she folded and mimi showed a bluff brandi about cried. Just thought it was a little wierd.





01-15-2008 , 04:26 AM
OP: If you think getting taken for $40K worth of trinkets is bad, try getting divorced.

You got out cheap.
01-15-2008 , 04:48 AM
OP I hate you.
01-15-2008 , 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Tumaterminator
Must be hotter in person?
Never saw what the big deal was with her anyways.
Most poker players don't have actual contact with semi-attractive women.

I can pull some SERIOUS ass on myspace, though.
01-15-2008 , 05:54 AM
Pimpdrexel = little league Ted Binion, imo.
01-15-2008 , 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by strongsauce
Attn:

If you're a poker player and you are dating a girl and you are uncertain if she loves you or the money here is a simple test.

Tell her that you were playing in an underground game for 30k (or whatever your bankroll is) but unfortunately you lost all of it to a huge cooler. Proceed to act like you really lost all that money for 2-3 days so she knows its not a joke and see what she does.
ROFL LOVE having to angle-shoot your significant other. I would say that maybe that is the first sign that MAYBE you should look for someone else to be with.
01-15-2008 , 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Arnold_O
a lot of people simply can't help who they fall for. brandi is VERY good at hooking men. i've only been in her presence for a total of about 30 minutes but i witnessed her charm.

i'm betting 80 to 90% of poker playing single men in any of the vegas casinos would be all over her if she came on to them and let it develop into a relationship. no doubt that each one would end up bruised.

not sure how many would give her thousands of dollars but i know for certain she wouldn't be cheap to keep around. i have a problem with her stealing the property. big problem with that. she needs to be punished for what she did.
then why are people saying Gus didn't give her ****? just cause u bang her doesn't mean u gotta give her a small-decent % or ur net worth. just cause a girls putting her vag in ur face doesn't mean u gotta get all dizzy over it.
01-15-2008 , 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by honestperson
lol now they ban brandon from 2+2. Haha thats funny
= Brandi? New account with intimate knowledge?

Jesus, if I stayed up till 7am EST reading this drivel, and there is no payoff, I'm going to friggin lose it.
01-15-2008 , 07:45 AM
This thread needs more naked pics........
Otherwise awsome entertainment, next time make sure to atleast make a porn with the chick b4 she ruins ure life!
01-15-2008 , 08:52 AM
I will watch out for her antics when I'm at the 1/2 tables. She's not getting any of my cash.
01-15-2008 , 09:14 AM
So, what is the status of the toaster?
01-15-2008 , 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by tuq
This thread has really tailed off but at least OP made me conscience of my favorite titty bar in Vegas:

you fail..

SPEAR!

01-15-2008 , 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Tirppa
you fail..

SPEAR!

Isn't posting a pic of a spear considered racist in a Golf Channel styleeeeeee?
01-15-2008 , 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by fatshaft
Isn't posting a pic of a spear considered racist in a Golf Channel styleeeeeee?
say what? :|

I'm a noob as you can see... enlighten me.. don't wanna break any rules
01-15-2008 , 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Tirppa
say what? :|

I'm a noob as you can see... enlighten me.. don't wanna break any rules
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=100136

Doesn't travel well outside the golf forum.
01-15-2008 , 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by fatshaft
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=100136

Doesn't travel well outside the golf forum.
riiight..
01-15-2008 , 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Devil Duq
How, exactly, did Miss Hawbaker obtain a sheriff's card to strip at the Rhino while supposedly having a long, multi-jurisdictional rap sheet?
i am guessing it is not what but who you know. or sexual favors. or both.

surely there is no graft & corruption in Las Vegas; place is clean as the driven snow....

      
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