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Old 01-14-2008, 11:01 PM   #626
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Re: The Real Truth About Brandi Hawbaker

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thread still failing, he;lp
Serge, I'd spend $50 to do a public-records search here about when hell freezes over. Still, I get curious about things, as you know, and there was that comment about the 25th birthday party in one of the OP's posts, IIRC. Age and cities of residence are generally available for free if one knows where to look.

So, this is either a tiny scrap of red meat or a big bucket of saltpeter for 2+2:


1. HAWBAKER, BRANDIROSE R (Age 32)
Available(1) Available

STUDIO CITY, CA
N HOLLYWOOD, CA
LOS ANGELES, CA
NASHVILLE, TN
View Details

2. HAWBAKER, BRANDI R
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LOS ANGELES, CA Possible Relatives:

HAWBAKER, BRANDIROSE R (Age 33)
View Details


Doesn't mean it's true, but that's what the records say.
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:02 PM   #627
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OMFG! Thanks for posting this. I hope youre ok through all of this.

Did she ever sleep with Sklansky?
LOL wow!
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:04 PM   #628
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Re: The Real Truth About Brandi Hawbaker

Can someone give me a very brief summary of this chick's life? I have never heard of her until this thread (which is waaaaay too long to read, I'm too busy with bathroom jay obviously).
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:05 PM   #629
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Probably a stupid question but what is her username?
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ighlight=poker
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:06 PM   #630
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what if brandi had been an attractive male, say patrick antonius?
UNFAIR!
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:09 PM   #631
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This drama finally has it's first winner.
Gus does get respect for it.. However the reality is some guys are really players and they use women. Whomever they are, and these guys would NEVER be caught dead falling for this stuff. They are the ones doing the taking not the giving.

Most men don't fall into that category though.. so there are plenty of fish out there for the women to hook onto...

There is hope for those who don't have the real player gene though. You have to learn to identify these predators and stay away from them. It can be done.
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:11 PM   #632
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Re: The Real Truth About Brandi Hawbaker

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Serge, I'd spend $50 to do a public-records search here about when hell freezes over. Still, I get curious about things, as you know, and there was that comment about the 25th birthday party in one of the OP's posts, IIRC. Age and cities of residence are generally available for free if one knows where to look.

So, this is either a tiny scrap of red meat or a big bucket of saltpeter for 2+2:


1. HAWBAKER, BRANDIROSE R (Age 32)
Available(1) Available

STUDIO CITY, CA
N HOLLYWOOD, CA
LOS ANGELES, CA
NASHVILLE, TN
View Details

2. HAWBAKER, BRANDI R
Available

LOS ANGELES, CA Possible Relatives:

HAWBAKER, BRANDIROSE R (Age 33)
View Details


Doesn't mean it's true, but that's what the records say.
Chances are extremely high that she lies about her age and has for a long time. That is pretty much Standard Operating Procedure, especially for someone who is a habitual liar.

I would not be surprised at all to see she is 32/33 as opposed to just turning 25.
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:25 PM   #633
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You guys keep forgetting this simple scale!

QFT!!

Been saying that for years.

It's amazing how much trouble you can avoid by not thinking with your pecker
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:35 PM   #634
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So, this is either a tiny scrap of red meat or a big bucket of saltpeter for 2+2:

1. HAWBAKER, BRANDIROSE R (Age 32)
oh, *somebody's* paying the 50 bucks at this point
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:40 PM   #635
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http://www.addresses.com/results.php...di&qn=Hawbaker

Somebody call the number on that site
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Old 01-14-2008, 11:55 PM   #636
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Re: The Real Truth About Brandi Hawbaker

uh from the pictures I have seen I would be SHOCKED if she was 32, girls like that don't hold up that well..
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:02 AM   #637
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of course, i can't turn tricks to get more funds.
Don't sell yourself short. Probably just a matter of choice.
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:03 AM   #638
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Just to set the record straight, David is merely mentoring the Billy Goats.
After reading the whole thread, I think this post got lost in the shuffle.
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:09 AM   #639
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:09 AM   #640
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:14 AM   #641
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There have always been con artists and angle shooters around poker. It is good that Brandi put a beat on pimp/Brandon. That's her job. She's a con, he's a mark, like Newhizzle but with less class.

Here's a fool bragging that he likes hard drugs and being a fool. It's not like Brandi isn't known for borrowing money to play poker. She is like crime, she does not pay. All you have to say to someone like that is, "Go rob somebody else."

There are herds of damsels in distress in the gambling joints all over the world. The reason we write about Brandi is that she is a good con artist that has made some good scores and pitched it off.

This is Skinnerian. Stimulus. Response. Action. Reward or punishment. She tells a sad story and acts out sorrow, and the sucker puts out his money.

She's done it before. She'll do it some more.

As a teenager, a couple of other guys and I went to a small black bootlegger's afterhours joint. We gave a guy $5...like $50 now...to go get some booze. He never came back. We were conned. The owner told us we better leave and said, "Just consider that $5 worth of education."
Johnny Hughes

I had a similar experience in Lubbock my freshman year of college. Some guy told me he could get me a VCR for $175 (they were over a $1000 at the time). I let my greed take over and pushed logic aside.

Long story, short, I gave him the money to go inside and get the VCR. Of course he never came back.

Best $175 I ever spent, haven't been taken since

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Old 01-15-2008, 12:14 AM   #642
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Re: The Real Truth About Brandi Hawbaker

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Serge, I'd spend $50 to do a public-records search here about when hell freezes over. Still, I get curious about things, as you know, and there was that comment about the 25th birthday party in one of the OP's posts, IIRC. Age and cities of residence are generally available for free if one knows where to look.

So, this is either a tiny scrap of red meat or a big bucket of saltpeter for 2+2:


1. HAWBAKER, BRANDIROSE R (Age 32)
Available(1) Available

STUDIO CITY, CA
N HOLLYWOOD, CA
LOS ANGELES, CA
NASHVILLE, TN
View Details

2. HAWBAKER, BRANDI R
Available

LOS ANGELES, CA Possible Relatives:

HAWBAKER, BRANDIROSE R (Age 33)
View Details


Doesn't mean it's true, but that's what the records say.


I'm really surprised she hasn't been NSXNick-ed yet regarding her purported criminal record.
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:18 AM   #643
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Thread delivers ldo
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:43 AM   #644
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:51 AM   #645
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Serge, I'd spend $50 to do a public-records search here about when hell freezes over. Still, I get curious about things, as you know, and there was that comment about the 25th birthday party in one of the OP's posts, IIRC. Age and cities of residence are generally available for free if one knows where to look.

So, this is either a tiny scrap of red meat or a big bucket of saltpeter for 2+2:


1. HAWBAKER, BRANDIROSE R (Age 32)
Available(1) Available

STUDIO CITY, CA
N HOLLYWOOD, CA
LOS ANGELES, CA
NASHVILLE, TN
View Details

2. HAWBAKER, BRANDI R
Available

LOS ANGELES, CA Possible Relatives:

HAWBAKER, BRANDIROSE R (Age 33)
View Details


Doesn't mean it's true, but that's what the records say.

Age 32?

Age 33?

Either she has discovered the secret of keeping really great skin in her 30s, or someone got a fake ID when she was about 15!
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:54 AM   #646
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And she's still cute as hell.
And that's why she'll still ALWAYS have a mark. Good God men, think with the head above your shoulders, not the one below your belt. (rolling eyes, good GRIEF!!!)

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Old 01-15-2008, 12:57 AM   #647
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he wasn't much a fan of the ladies..
awesome.
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Old 01-15-2008, 01:01 AM   #648
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http://www.addresses.com/results.php...di&qn=Hawbaker

Somebody call the number on that site
This is the office number for the World Poker Association, of which she appears to be a member.

https://www.wpapoker.org/?sect=contact

Sorry to disappoint.
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Old 01-15-2008, 01:18 AM   #649
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jwc529 you made my drunken night.
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Old 01-15-2008, 01:18 AM   #650
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That's the most galling thing. She's a goddamned centaur. I've seen her pictures. I've seen her videos. I mean if you're gonna blow high six figures on a broad she should at least have a decent sized rack and an ass that isn't so big you could grow corn on it.
I didnt think much of her until I saw the video of her on card player I believe. She looked very good in that video. I never noticed her having a big butt. Pics?
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