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01-14-2008 , 02:49 PM
This thread has really tailed off but at least OP made me conscience of my favorite titty bar in Vegas:



01-14-2008 , 02:51 PM
The only worthwhile part of this thread up to now is Sklansky's use of Machiavellian which is ****ing gold

C'mon Brandon, cut loose on this ****
01-14-2008 , 02:53 PM
brandi hawbaker is an anagram for "a barn bawd hiker" imo
01-14-2008 , 02:53 PM
Didn't Brandi study game theory at Duke?
01-14-2008 , 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by pernicus53
Didn't Brandi study game theory at Duke?
Don't know about that, but she has made some aggressive calls over the years.
01-14-2008 , 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Yowserrrs
Some % being a very low number. Most of these girls grew up in messed up households, are currently on drugs and/or around girls who are on drugs, their job is essentially to use their bodies to extort money from men, they have lost most of the real relationships in their lives, they have no future once they cant strip anymore.

Think about it. You have a routine fight with your girl then she leaves to go flirt with guys and grind on them for $20 / song. Don't know anyone with self-respect that could put up with that for long. Unless they were a messed up dirtbag themselves.

And dont get me wrong. I love a good pair of tits in my face. I'm just making an OBVIOUS point here.
If your point is, coming from the first paragraph, that a high percentage of strippers are pretty messed up, well that may or may not be true, I know its a common stereotype, but I have no idea to what extent its true. I had a fairly brief relationship with a stripper once, and while she was mildly messed up and needy, no more so than any number of other girls I've dated.

If strippers do tend to be pretty messed up, then it might be a good idea not to be in relationships with them, but I don't see what that has to do with having or not having self respect for yourself if you date one. If you're making a moral judgement about the job, and thus a moral judgement about the person dating the woman with that job (i.e. no self respecting guy would have a relationship with such an immoral woman) fine, but go ahead and make that point. If not, I have no idea what you're saying in the second paragraph.
01-14-2008 , 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by pimprexel
I had some CD's that she had overheard me talking about with a financial advisor over the phone. She had no idea what a CD was. I explained it to her. She then went on one of the internet poker shows (mandalay bay) and told that tale. She made me beg no to reveal it to anyone. I basically never did except to my close friends that knew the truth already. I even told her it made no sense how she explained it. People dont purchase certificates of deposit for a month.
I can't wait until this paragraph is translated to English.
01-14-2008 , 02:59 PM
ive never had less sympathy for someone who has been robbed/scammed/hustled/conned

you really seem like more and more of a scumbag with each post...i dont think anyone here really cares if you get your money back
01-14-2008 , 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by fees
haha, I think the most interesting thing about this thread (or people in general) is how much emphasis we put on what we see (i.e. if she wasn't 20 something and a hottie he probably wouldn't have given her the time of day). We're all life fish imo.

This is the best post I've seen in my life.
01-14-2008 , 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Triumph36
half the posts in this thread should be deleted, they're that stupid

as for all this 'con man' stuff, we have an image, mostly from films, of a con man as being a rational person looking to get what he or she can off a mark - but brandi is clearly completely crazy, and while she's manipulative, i don't think she's exactly laughing about her hustles while using her ivory backscratcher in her palace made of gold
Yeah, I tried and failed to get that point across in some other brandi thread.
01-14-2008 , 03:05 PM
All,

Cliff notes: Brandi stole from me. What I posted before was all lies, this is all truth now. I took all kinds of **** from her because I wanted to help her, not because she let me put my wang in her.
01-14-2008 , 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Yowserrrs
Some % being a very low number. Most of these girls grew up in messed up households, are currently on drugs and/or around girls who are on drugs, their job is essentially to use their bodies to extort money from men, they have lost most of the real relationships in their lives, they have no future once they cant strip anymore.

Think about it. You have a routine fight with your girl then she leaves to go flirt with guys and grind on them for $20 / song. Don't know anyone with self-respect that could put up with that for long. Unless they were a messed up dirtbag themselves.

And dont get me wrong. I love a good pair of tits in my face. I'm just making an OBVIOUS point here.
Possibly, but more likely you're just a sheltered self-righteous prick.
01-14-2008 , 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by pimprexel
I know the majority of the world see's everything in black and white. There is a pretty girl. Guy tries to help pretty girl with only intention of getting laid. Maybe the majority of people think like that. But there are some people in this world that see a situation like this and try to do something good out of compassion. An unfortunate side effect is these type of people get burned too.
i am kinda confused: you did have a sexual relationship with her, right? and yet you state that you were trying to help her put her life back together and you were showing her compassion?

i wonder how many people Mother Teresa fscked during her life? she liked to help down and out people too.

your posts come off as Robert Redford in Indecent Proposal; and that is not a compliment.
01-14-2008 , 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by tuq
I can't wait until this paragraph is translated to English.
it made sense to me...brandi said on an internet radio show that her bankroll was 6 figures and that she had "invested some of it in CDs" so she couldn't blow it before the world series. but as op already said, people typically buy CDs for like a year minimum.
01-14-2008 , 03:08 PM
pimpr,

"I know the majority of the world see's everything in black and white. There is a pretty girl. Guy tries to help pretty girl with only intention of getting laid. Maybe the majority of people think like that. But there are some people in this world that see a situation like this and try to do something good out of compassion. An unfortunate side effect is these type of people get burned too."

Just out of curiosity, how many people in situations like this have you helped that weren't chicks you were banging or trying to bang?
01-14-2008 , 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
All,

Cliff notes: Brandi stole from me. What I posted before was all lies, this is all truth now. I took all kinds of **** from her because I wanted to help her, not because she let me put my wang in her.
It would have been nice if you wrote this about 300 posts earlier.
01-14-2008 , 03:13 PM
All,

I think more interesting than anything brandon has posted is the revelation that Jamie Gold was banging Brandi!
01-14-2008 , 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Chump Change
Possibly, but more likely you're just a sheltered self-righteous prick.
Truth hurts?
01-14-2008 , 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by pimprexel
There are definitely no winners in any of this.
Judging by how many responses you have gotten in the span of one day, I would say 2+2 is the winner.
01-14-2008 , 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
All,

I think more interesting than anything brandon has posted is the revelation that Jamie Gold was banging Brandi!
judging his profession (LA agent whore) and her profession (grifter whore) i would say they are a perfect match.

plus, he's got some $$ and she needs vast amounts.
01-14-2008 , 03:16 PM
All,

Newsflash from little birdie: Jamie Gold staked Brandi in WSOP while David was "coaching" her.
01-14-2008 , 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
pimpr,

"I know the majority of the world see's everything in black and white. There is a pretty girl. Guy tries to help pretty girl with only intention of getting laid. Maybe the majority of people think like that. But there are some people in this world that see a situation like this and try to do something good out of compassion. An unfortunate side effect is these type of people get burned too."

Just out of curiosity, how many people in situations like this have you helped that weren't chicks you were banging or trying to bang?

No, it wasnt about sex. I met someone who had abused herself and been abused for many many many years. Maybe its hard for an outsider that does not personally know me to understand my mindset.

There many people both in the poker world and outside of it that know me very well and understood my intentions all along.

When two people spend countless days consisting of just themselves alone together, intimacy in some form is a natural by product.

But if you are saying that by trying to help someone undo the damage they have created in the past i.e legal, financial, emotional for the sole purpose of having sex, then you dont understand what I am saying at all.
01-14-2008 , 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
All,

I think more interesting than anything brandon has posted is the revelation that Jamie Gold was banging Brandi!
The thing that one guy posted about Phil Ivey having ED was pretty juicy too.
01-14-2008 , 03:18 PM
Typical brandi move.
01-14-2008 , 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by pimprexel
No, it wasnt about sex. I met someone who had abused herself and been abused for many many many years. Maybe its hard for an outsider that does not personally know me to understand my mindset.

There many people both in the poker world and outside of it that know me very well and understood my intentions all along.
If you came across gobboboy in this exact same situation, would you try to help him? If so, to the tune of high six figures?

      
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