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Old 01-14-2008, 03:47 PM   #501
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Re: The Real Truth About Brandi Hawbaker

I thought someone bumped an old thread from like a year ago.

I guess it is just Chapter 2.
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:48 PM   #502
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Dear Captain-Save-A-Ho,

You just don't get it. And the people who don't, won't until they get served up real good by a golddigger/MLM scheme/conman/etc. I have no doubt you are a REAL nice guy. This is exactly the type of personality that gets roped in by con artists.

At different stages of your "relationship" you may have even thought that you were doing something noble, but primarily you just wanted that ass, and to deny it is laughable. If you just truly had a desire to make the world a better place, you would have signed up for the peace corps or donated to a charity.

Calling what she did criminal is just a joke. Did you tell the police that you were engaged? Once everything spills out you will be left no richer and even more embarrassed.

She isn't a mastermind. She just chose great marks (none of the gentleman mentioned have any common sense or 'game' at all.) Also, at different stages I think she got confused about which man was most +EV, and she may have got delusional about her poker abilities at some stage and thought about dropping her hustle for poker.

She isn't even really hot or all that great at what she does. Women that do this range from strippers who have phony relationships with patrons, to gorgeous LA/Miami girls targeting rich professionals who keep the act up all the way until they have tied the knot.

Just learn your lesson and don't let money come into any future relationship you ever have. Suddenly, you will find yourself less attractive to the wrong type of women and more attractive to the good ones.

edit- You are even still claiming that she couldn't have planned to take your money from the start. I guess you don't want to feel stupid for getting hustled. She certainly couldn't have planned out the big picture (certainly not that she could hustle many more gentleman), but she sure as hell knew what she was doing in the short term.
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:49 PM   #503
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I thought someone bumped an old thread from like a year ago.

I guess it is just Chapter 42.
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:51 PM   #504
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Update from little birdie: If you guys think Brandi banging Jamie Gold is big news, then all the other **** I know about her would blow your mind
Texas Dolly?
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:51 PM   #505
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"Dear Captain-Save-A-Ho,"

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Old 01-14-2008, 03:53 PM   #506
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She isn't even really hot or all that great at what she does.
That's the most galling thing. She's a goddamned centaur. I've seen her pictures. I've seen her videos. I mean if you're gonna blow high six figures on a broad she should at least have a decent sized rack and an ass that isn't so big you could grow corn on it.
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:54 PM   #507
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That's the most galling thing. She's a goddamned centaur. I've seen her pictures. I've seen her videos. I mean if you're gonna blow high six figures on a broad she should at least have a decent sized rack and an ass that isn't so big you could grow corn on it.
That is my problem with it. I have a hard time describing her as hot. When I was writing too much about it, I was like I don't like to say hot, but clearly someone thinks she is hot or they would not just do an ATM Impression in front of her at the drop of a hat.

I don't think she is ugly.. She is girl-next-door cute on the verge of showing the road miles of being a hard-ridden stripper/whore.
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:54 PM   #508
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Re: The Real Truth About Brandi Hawbaker

Ok if Brandon wont say it, I will. Right before the world series started, brandi did bang jamie gold. He ended up putting her in the first $1500 event. I spent time with the both of them this summer so I also know when these Two cute love birds were on another break brandi then started banging gus hansen in the middle of the series. By the end of the series brandi agreed to stop ****ing gus if brandon stopped ****ing his new little poker princess.
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:54 PM   #509
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little birdie= peachy ldo
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:54 PM   #510
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:54 PM   #511
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Re: The Real Truth About Brandi Hawbaker

while i disagree with what you say, your use of the word centaur makes up for it
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:56 PM   #512
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i feel like ive seen most of those but i still love them

please do something involving billygoats
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:58 PM   #513
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Ok if Brandon wont say it, I will. Right before the world series started, brandi did bang jamie gold. He ended up putting her in the first $1500 event. I spent time with the both of them this summer so I also know when these Two cute love birds were on another break brandi then started banging gus hansen in the middle of the series. By the end of the series brandi agreed to stop ****ing gus if brandon stopped ****ing his new little poker princess.


there is much more to this...dont be so vauge!! and dont make me say it!!
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:58 PM   #514
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Old 01-14-2008, 03:59 PM   #515
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ADMO WINS THE INTERNET AGAIN!

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Old 01-14-2008, 04:02 PM   #516
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It sounds like Brandi was the button in an episode of Poker Superstars......
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:05 PM   #517
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there is much more to this...dont be so vauge!! and dont make me say it!!
This truly is like a soap opera...so much more detail but it takes foreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever for it to actually come out.

peachy, just say it please.
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:08 PM   #518
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But how much did you lose?
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:10 PM   #519
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Ok if Brandon wont say it, I will. Right before the world series started, brandi did bang jamie gold. He ended up putting her in the first $1500 event. I spent time with the both of them this summer so I also know when these Two cute love birds were on another break brandi then started banging gus hansen in the middle of the series. By the end of the series brandi agreed to stop ****ing gus if brandon stopped ****ing his new little poker princess.
Brandi! Thank goodness you've finally arrived!
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:12 PM   #520
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there is much more to this...dont be so vauge!! and dont make me say it!!
op was really dumb enough to be with brandi and chantal?
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:12 PM   #521
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and here i thought poker was about playing cards
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:15 PM   #522
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this thread is really annoying and im done with it...$100 to everyone who quotes a post from me in this thread after this one...$500 to anyone who catches me viewing it
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:16 PM   #523
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and here i thought poker was about playing cards
That's solitaire.
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:20 PM   #524
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Ok if Brandon wont say it, I will. Right before the world series started, brandi did bang jamie gold. He ended up putting her in the first $1500 event. I spent time with the both of them this summer so I also know when these Two cute love birds were on another break brandi then started banging gus hansen in the middle of the series. By the end of the series brandi agreed to stop ****ing gus if brandon stopped ****ing his new little poker princess.
I guess this all makes perfect sense now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuSVt54i4ko
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:28 PM   #525
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Gus arriving late is exactly what I thought of too. Honestly, you would think a guy like Gus could do a little better.
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