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12-30-2013 , 02:18 AM

#1276

Zenzor

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,420

Why'd the title get switched back? We're giving free SEO value to a guy who scammed the community for a decent chunk of money.

12-30-2013 , 02:36 AM

#1277

MastaAces

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 10,280

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenzor

Why'd the title get switched back? We're giving free SEO value to a guy who scammed the community for a decent chunk of money.

google trends results for haseeb qureshi

change title imo.

12-30-2013 , 02:59 AM

#1278

zachvac

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 13,775

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenzor

Why'd the title get switched back? We're giving free SEO value to a guy who scammed the community for a decent chunk of money.

Who got scammed for a decent chunk of money?

12-30-2013 , 10:37 AM

#1279

SW_Kaizer

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Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,192

12-30-2013 , 10:51 AM

#1280

LolZombies

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 641

^^^ Lmao. Excellent

12-30-2013 , 11:38 AM

#1281

Zenzor

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenzor

Why'd the title get switched back? We're giving free SEO value to a guy who scammed the community for a decent chunk of money.

I just reread cliffs of the Girah scandal. Turns out Haseeb wasn't really directly involved in the actual scam (could make the argument that Haseeb was the guy who propped up/vouched for Girah though), but did attempt to misrepresent the facts afterwards to protect his friends reputation. That's my understanding of it anyway.

12-30-2013 , 11:42 AM

#1282

Doc T River

Master of the Edit Line

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,059

I still think it should be what I suggested earlier with a slight further modification. No, not the Lyin, the Bitch, etc, but Haseeb Qureshi Resurfaces and Gives Some Of His Money Away -- To His Parents.

12-30-2013 , 11:47 AM

#1283

isunkurbttlship

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 7,670

Quote:

Originally Posted by hockeyhero31

i found this where jungleman says hes moving to portgual 'for the women.' he even laughs about it when asked. complete. utter. bs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKahqc-b8_8

lol "what benefit do you see from living with these guys?" and he can't even come up with an answer.

12-30-2013 , 12:22 PM

#1284

jcmoussa

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Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,198

In my mind there is no doubt that haseeb is behind the Ophelia account. I had accidentally posted haseeb's home address as one of the three public listings on here and got a pm from her requesting that I take it down because it's his home address. She explained that he hadn't seen the thread yet which is why she was messaging me first. Who recognizes someone's home address like that? I'd assume due to the nature of her job and his upbringing there would be no way that he would ever bring her anywhere near his parent's home.

12-30-2013 , 12:28 PM

#1285

CzechFold

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,497

you are quite the detective, sir

12-30-2013 , 01:05 PM

#1286

CalBandGreat

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 312

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc T River

I still think it should be what I suggested earlier with a slight further modification. No, not the Lyin, the Bitch, etc, but Haseeb Qureshi Resurfaces and Gives Some Of His Money Away -- To His Parents.

This title is so much more appropriate. Mods please change it ASAP.

12-30-2013 , 01:20 PM

#1287

epcfast

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,535

How about - hasbeen Quereshi gets bailed out by his parents - tries to put positive spin on it - hilarity ensues --em dash surges in popularity -- bit like aglets in phineas and ferb -- erm.....

12-30-2013 , 01:23 PM

#1288

Doc T River

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,059

I suppose we could do a poll of what the title should be. And maybe Ophelia could do a pole(dancing).

12-30-2013 , 01:33 PM

#1289

Felt Mountain

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 591

holy fack this guy haseeb scares the f outta me.. seriously.. this whole drama and staged conversations between Haseeb, Haseeb, and Haseeb (and probably more Haseeb) is one of the most depressing and pathetic displays from a human being I've ever witnessed.. It's ffing painful
I will now delete what I have read itt thus far from my brain, happy new year fellas

12-30-2013 , 01:53 PM

#1290

rly?

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 485

^^yea, he is one sad person. and most likely have some sort of mental disorder going on. hence the "sad" part.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jcmoussa

ask franxic about it.

12-30-2013 , 02:48 PM

#1291

JamesD816

adept

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 994

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc T River

Is this a the lion the witch and the wardrobe reference? Is so...

The lyin, the bitch, and the Lock Pro

12-30-2013 , 02:54 PM

#1292

epcfast

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,535

A crook,his brief, her life and a hooker

12-30-2013 , 04:00 PM

#1293

RikaKazak

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc T River

I agree

12-30-2013 , 04:09 PM

#1294

Doc T River

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,059

I want it known that I am not taking a page from the Haseeb playbook and getting friends to support my suggested title.

12-30-2013 , 04:15 PM

#1295

franxic

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Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,059

Quote:

Originally Posted by rly?

ask franxic about it.

Mmmkay.

Say you control two accounts, one HaseebQ, one OpeheliaMayRose, one being Haseeb Qureshi, one being an escort from Boston, which one would you choose to request a deletion of Haseeb Qureshi's address from?

Hope that helps!

Last edited by franxic; 12-30-2013 at 04:28 PM.

12-30-2013 , 04:35 PM

#1296

Doc T River

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,059

So people didn't know it was me, the OMR one.

12-30-2013 , 04:38 PM

#1297

Codecci

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,717

What's the point to post under OpheliaMayRose though? Her posts didn't exactly help him, at any point, at all.

If you want to create fake persona to vouch for you, why choose an escort?

12-30-2013 , 05:03 PM

#1298

Power On/Off

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Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 11

Free advertising. Haseeb gets 25% of her profits. (imo)

12-30-2013 , 06:15 PM

#1299

franxic

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Codecci

What's the point to post under OpheliaMayRose though? Her posts didn't exactly help him, at any point, at all.

I am not sure how such simple but not contradictable logic represents such a huge minority in nvg. I guess if I express my thoughts on that, then my post gets deleted and my infraction count increases, so I'll just leave that at the judgement of the intelligent reader.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc T River

So people didn't know it was me, the OMR one.

wat

You say Haseeb feared the information to go public that Haseeb requested the deletion of Haseeb's address? Another masterful evil plan to achieve.. what again?

You are kidding, right? Got me.