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Daniel Negreanu is certainly great:
Especially when there's four to a straight.
He'll put you on air
And call with two pair
And sob when you beat his 10-8.

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03-26-2010 , 07:11 PM

takemedrunkimhome

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 116

Furst-- I'll try one:

Phil Hellmuth - the poker brat
Sooner or later u fall in his trap
He flop the top set, it's like sex on the 1st date
slowplay and meet the nut straight

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03-26-2010 , 07:18 PM

Fjellabe

enthusiast

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 56

Quote:

Originally Posted by smrk

Tom Dwan is a poker machine.
He's one of the best on the scene.
He'll win all the monies
And woo a few honies
Until he runs out of Visine.

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Daniel Negreanu is certainly great:
Especially when there's four to a straight.
He'll put you on air
And call with two pair
And sob when you beat his 10-8.

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[x]A+
[x]VP
[ ]Cool story bro

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03-26-2010 , 10:01 PM

pokerjohnny

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Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 129

The self proclaimed greatest is Phil,
who most people think of as a pill.
though he's won eleven charms
he can wear on his arms
most would love to punch him is his grill

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03-26-2010 , 10:04 PM

Eponymous

Photoshop Comic Genius

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,578

Phil Hellmuth, as you surely will hear,
Is a man that has no close peer.
He'll say that you suck
And are a miserable ****
Because you couldn't have beat him without luck.

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03-26-2010 , 10:05 PM

gEM

enthusiast

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 83

loser central itt

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03-26-2010 , 10:08 PM

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

[ ] all poems posted are limericks

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03-26-2010 , 10:14 PM

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

raise to 1 miwwiun
for the holy father and son
lord just this one time
filler line so it rhymes (?)
and I'll make sure thy will be done

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03-26-2010 , 10:15 PM

Owlmanda

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 145

From Madison there came a whiny bloke
Who swore he would make you go broke
When he played like a nit
And then your two pair hit
He claimed it was all a big jopke

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03-26-2010 , 10:26 PM

#10

Sjors

banned

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 623

We all know viffer, what he's all about,
he knows he shouldn't do it but just is too proud,

Hellmuth berates him and sets up the trap
Just when Phill ships it he recieves the final jab

Phil Hellmuth knocked out cause Viffer sucked out

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03-26-2010 , 10:27 PM

#11

Owlmanda

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 145

Is that one of those new free verse limericks?

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03-26-2010 , 10:30 PM

#12

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

We all know the best in the game
Is a man who has Phil for his name
But there are some naive
Who seem to believe
We mean Hellmuth, which is lol lame.

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03-26-2010 , 10:36 PM

#13

rrrbi56

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 29

there once was an idiot named phil,
whose brain was the size of a dill,
even though he once won a nickel.
i do find his behavior quite fickle,
at night i do dream him ill.

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03-26-2010 , 10:37 PM

#14

sqwerty12

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 5,561

generally terrible limericks ITT

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03-26-2010 , 10:45 PM

#15

TheRealIABoomer

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,664

There once was a player named Stox
Who coached about outside the box
But he cheated the game
His responses were lame
Now Stox and his box can suck ****

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03-26-2010 , 10:50 PM

#16

ricardob

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 187

Phil Ivey is the stone cold nuts,
You'll never see him driving trucks.
Aside from the Phil
Before the refill
No one will say that he sucks.

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03-26-2010 , 10:51 PM

#17

Nate McV

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 30

Cole gave all takers a beating
up 3 mil like he was soul reading
but then came a stumble
a 3 million bumble
Zig said "time to take a meeting"

Last edited by Nate McV; 03-26-2010 at 11:00 PM.

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03-26-2010 , 10:52 PM

#18

Owlmanda

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This is painful

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03-26-2010 , 10:52 PM

#19

rivy56

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16

this is awesome

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03-26-2010 , 10:54 PM

#20

capt.crunch

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 123

There once was a guy called isildur1
He won 5 million bucks for fun
The nosebleeds he roamed
Until he got owned
Stick a fork in him because he is done

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03-26-2010 , 11:15 PM

#21

apefish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 14,618

The poster we once knew as Leatherass,
Is remembered by nvg altogether as
The guy who pees in a bottle,
Fist pumps at full throttle,
If this was 4L I'd randomly reference pederasts.

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03-26-2010 , 11:20 PM

#22

TheGreatWall

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,046

outstanding OP... the others are meh, but OP's were pretty good imo.

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03-26-2010 , 11:28 PM

#23

Owlmanda

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 145

There once was a man from Nantucket
"My hand is so good I can't muck it."
He said with a grin,
As he tossed his chips in,
But when his opponent said, "raise" he said "**** it!"

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03-26-2010 , 11:49 PM

#24

rivy56

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16

i like them all, especially the one that mentioned poo

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03-27-2010 , 12:25 AM

#25

Armandinho

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 217

i cant seem to find a six star vote
BT lost to isildur and took a note
the meating was laid
from which 4,2 mega was made
for fatboy slim
that pretends to go to the gym

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