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Old 03-26-2010, 06:46 PM   #1
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Poker Limericks

Tom Dwan is a poker machine.
He's one of the best on the scene.
He'll win all the monies
And woo a few honies
Until he runs out of Visine.

Spoiler:


Daniel Negreanu is certainly great:
Especially when there's four to a straight.
He'll put you on air
And call with two pair
And sob when you beat his 10-8.

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Old 03-26-2010, 07:11 PM   #2
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Re: Poker Limericks

Furst-- I'll try one:

Phil Hellmuth - the poker brat
Sooner or later u fall in his trap
He flop the top set, it's like sex on the 1st date
slowplay and meet the nut straight
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Old 03-26-2010, 07:18 PM   #3
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Re: Poker Limericks

Quote:
Originally Posted by smrk View Post
Tom Dwan is a poker machine.
He's one of the best on the scene.
He'll win all the monies
And woo a few honies
Until he runs out of Visine.

Spoiler:


Daniel Negreanu is certainly great:
Especially when there's four to a straight.
He'll put you on air
And call with two pair
And sob when you beat his 10-8.

Spoiler:
[x]A+
[x]VP
[ ]Cool story bro
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:01 PM   #4
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Re: Poker Limericks

The self proclaimed greatest is Phil,
who most people think of as a pill.
though he's won eleven charms
he can wear on his arms
most would love to punch him is his grill
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:04 PM   #5
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Re: Poker Limericks

Phil Hellmuth, as you surely will hear,
Is a man that has no close peer.
He'll say that you suck
And are a miserable ****
Because you couldn't have beat him without luck.
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:05 PM   #6
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loser central itt
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:08 PM   #7
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Re: Poker Limericks

[ ] all poems posted are limericks
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:14 PM   #8
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Re: Poker Limericks

raise to 1 miwwiun
for the holy father and son
lord just this one time
filler line so it rhymes (?)
and I'll make sure thy will be done
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:15 PM   #9
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Re: Poker Limericks

From Madison there came a whiny bloke
Who swore he would make you go broke
When he played like a nit
And then your two pair hit
He claimed it was all a big jopke
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:26 PM   #10
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We all know viffer, what he's all about,
he knows he shouldn't do it but just is too proud,

Hellmuth berates him and sets up the trap
Just when Phill ships it he recieves the final jab

Phil Hellmuth knocked out cause Viffer sucked out
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:27 PM   #11
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Is that one of those new free verse limericks?
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:30 PM   #12
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We all know the best in the game
Is a man who has Phil for his name
But there are some naive
Who seem to believe
We mean Hellmuth, which is lol lame.
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:36 PM   #13
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Re: Poker Limericks

there once was an idiot named phil,
whose brain was the size of a dill,
even though he once won a nickel.
i do find his behavior quite fickle,
at night i do dream him ill.
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:37 PM   #14
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generally terrible limericks ITT
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:45 PM   #15
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There once was a player named Stox
Who coached about outside the box
But he cheated the game
His responses were lame
Now Stox and his box can suck ****
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:50 PM   #16
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Phil Ivey is the stone cold nuts,
You'll never see him driving trucks.
Aside from the Phil
Before the refill
No one will say that he sucks.
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:51 PM   #17
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Re: Poker Limericks

Cole gave all takers a beating
up 3 mil like he was soul reading
but then came a stumble
a 3 million bumble
Zig said "time to take a meeting"

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Old 03-26-2010, 10:52 PM   #18
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This is painful
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:52 PM   #19
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this is awesome
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Old 03-26-2010, 10:54 PM   #20
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There once was a guy called isildur1
He won 5 million bucks for fun
The nosebleeds he roamed
Until he got owned
Stick a fork in him because he is done
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Old 03-26-2010, 11:15 PM   #21
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The poster we once knew as Leatherass,
Is remembered by nvg altogether as
The guy who pees in a bottle,
Fist pumps at full throttle,
If this was 4L I'd randomly reference pederasts.
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Old 03-26-2010, 11:20 PM   #22
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outstanding OP... the others are meh, but OP's were pretty good imo.
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Old 03-26-2010, 11:28 PM   #23
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There once was a man from Nantucket
"My hand is so good I can't muck it."
He said with a grin,
As he tossed his chips in,
But when his opponent said, "raise" he said "**** it!"
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Old 03-26-2010, 11:49 PM   #24
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i like them all, especially the one that mentioned poo
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Old 03-27-2010, 12:25 AM   #25
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i cant seem to find a six star vote
BT lost to isildur and took a note
the meating was laid
from which 4,2 mega was made
for fatboy slim
that pretends to go to the gym
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