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12-29-2009 , 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by SixPackofBud
It was actually invented by God. So maybe a little less ridiculous.
pics of god
12-29-2009 , 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by AnJo280
Here's how I imagine it happened:

Luciaetta: "Phil lets get divorced!"
-2 minutes of Phils blank stare-
Phil: "Okay."

i'd say more like ivey was bored, came home flipped a coin on whether to stay married or not.
12-29-2009 , 06:46 PM
Durrrr has a chance now
12-29-2009 , 06:49 PM
wat a beast
12-29-2009 , 06:49 PM
ivey is so balla, he's prob being banging hot chicks forever.
12-29-2009 , 06:50 PM
ouch
12-29-2009 , 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by nuisance
And you think she isn't going to have a lawyer when she is divorcing a multimillionaire.
If they were high school <3, it'd lead one to believe it's not necessarily a 'messy' divorce?

Hope it's amicable, I always liked that he was private about his family life and it'd suck if there was actual real gossip.
12-29-2009 , 06:51 PM
Too many nights @ the Rhino obv.
12-29-2009 , 06:53 PM
Given their post ITT and comment on TMZ, could SarahSmile be permabanned from the internet?
12-29-2009 , 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ShipDaSherb
Here's how I imagine it happened:

Luciaetta: "I said put down those god damn gummy bears and talk to me!"
Phil: "I'll eat gummy bears whenever the hell I want to."
Luciaetta: "I'm making an ultimatum--it's either me or the gummy bears!"

Phil lifts the cob to his mouth and takes a big bite while giving the death stare.
FYP
12-29-2009 , 06:56 PM
i think James Caan won Ivey's wife in a high stakes poker game at Bally's.... heard Jerry Tarkanian was there too... after being put up she divorced him.
12-29-2009 , 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Greenpeace_Lol
who really cares any way, why do people post crap like this ffs.
probably the same reason u are reading the News, Views, and Gossip part of 2p2
12-29-2009 , 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Greenpeace_Lol
who really cares any way, why do people post crap like this ffs.
cuz its phil ivey, son
12-29-2009 , 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by dhg223
might this be our best shot at figuring out ivey's net worth?
it very well might be. Weren't they High school sweethearts?
12-29-2009 , 07:04 PM
Will he take prop bets on the divorce payout? I`ll take the over on 7 mill but under 15
12-29-2009 , 07:09 PM
Balla
12-29-2009 , 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Rushmore
Now he is free to experiment with any number of the people in the poker community who simply cannot climb off his jock.

You know who you are.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
No, not at all.
12-29-2009 , 07:13 PM


Dave Chappelle: [from the announcer's booth after Phil Iveys acceptance speech after he was picked by the black race during the Racial Draft of Poke Her] I've just received word that Phil has lost all his endorsements. FTP, HSP, Durrs Bankroll, Nike, Wheaties, Amex, Tag Heuer, the whole shebang-a-bang. Well, tough break, n i g g a. There's always FUBAR!
12-29-2009 , 07:18 PM
Why either bother getting married when you are a big figure in sports. You can do any woman you want when you want.
12-29-2009 , 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Zash
Why either bother getting married when you are a big figure in sports. You can do any woman you want when you want.
What about having a loving, caring and honest relationship?
12-29-2009 , 07:22 PM
In before every one gives a definitive answer on his settlement terms/private life.

My dad was engaged to someone but he used to watch his favourite soccer team every time they played. His fiancée gave him an ultimatum 'It's either Manchester City or me'.
Can you guess which one he chose?

I think his wife gave him an ultimatum. 'It's either Durrr or me'. He walked.
12-29-2009 , 07:22 PM
Headline: Ivey Busts Marriage with Stone Cold Nuts.
12-29-2009 , 07:26 PM
phil seems loyal and down to business at heart..that said, its sad to hear he couldn't keep his marriage under control. i read she was his high school sweet heart too..not often you get a chance to marry yours

sorry to be emo lol but im disappointed in phil
12-29-2009 , 07:29 PM
My girlfriend kicked me this week.

Im an INTP, like Ivey. Coincidence?...COINCIDENCE?
12-29-2009 , 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Pork Fri Rize
Too many nights @ the Rhino obv.
This obviously. When I read reports a while back of him going to the Rhino I figured his marriage couldn't be in great shape.

Over/under on what the settlement agreement was worth for his ex? I'm guessing 5 mil would be a pretty good number.

And nooooo I'm not saying that Phil is only worth 10 mil. We all know he's conservatively worth at least five times that.

WAIT!!!! Stop the presses. Now I know why Phil had been playing a lot of craps. He was trying to show significant losses so his divorce settlement wouldn't be as costly. Just a theory. lolz



edit: Good luck to both Phil and his ex-wife in their future relationships!

Last edited by EYESCREW; 12-29-2009 at 07:36 PM.

      
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