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05-27-2008 , 07:00 AM
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Just one thing that came to my mind:
Does PA's daughter also have to perform Twelve Labors to prove that she is godly enough do dine among Bobby's Room ?
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05-27-2008 , 07:02 AM
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Slow rolling is so awesome. Everyone's attention is on you. You are the most important person in the room.

Everyone is just dying to see what your cards are. You hold all the power, and they can all wait until you decide they are ready to know. You are the ring master, the magician, the MC.

You are holding court as the KING and they are all your loyal subjects. Your opponent is like a convicted child rapist and everyone in the court is on the edge of their seats awaiting the deliciously awful sentence you are about to hand down.

The look of desperation on your opponents face as he awaits his fate is like the exquisite pleasure of enjoying a good meal and KNOWING that a cute, big-eyed baby cow had to die horribly so you could have your veal.

It is about the anticipation. Does he have it? Doesn't he? We dont know! We so very, very much want to know! Please show us. Please!?!

It is all about the "show". If you turn over the cards immediately, people will look at them, nod, and then move on with the rest of their lives. But if you slow roll, they will have an experience they will treasure the rest of their lives. They will have a story to tell their grandchildren.
i came
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05-27-2008 , 07:33 AM
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Slow rolling is so awesome. Everyone's attention is on you. You are the most important person in the room.

Everyone is just dying to see what your cards are. You hold all the power, and they can all wait until you decide they are ready to know. You are the ring master, the magician, the MC.

You are holding court as the KING and they are all your loyal subjects. Your opponent is like a convicted child rapist and everyone in the court is on the edge of their seats awaiting the deliciously awful sentence you are about to hand down.

The look of desperation on your opponents face as he awaits his fate is like the exquisite pleasure of enjoying a good meal and KNOWING that a cute, big-eyed baby cow had to die horribly so you could have your veal.

It is about the anticipation. Does he have it? Doesn't he? We dont know! We so very, very much want to know! Please show us. Please!?!

It is all about the "show". If you turn over the cards immediately, people will look at them, nod, and then move on with the rest of their lives. But if you slow roll, they will have an experience they will treasure the rest of their lives. They will have a story to tell their grandchildren.
Awesome. I'm not saying slowplaying is right, I'm just saying how confused the asian guy would be.
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05-27-2008 , 11:40 AM
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“Andy Bloch. I played this one guy, he was so bad, calling raises with stuff like J-5o and Q-5o out of the big blind, and was just crushing for a while. I played Aeron73 first, he played really well, he was the toughest. I was lucky to get past him.”
I am pretty sure 'this one guy' he is referring to was in fact Andy Bloch as he was defending his BB with J3o and Q5o that got showndown.
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05-27-2008 , 11:57 AM
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yeah terribly misleading title. makes it look like you were fishing for views. YOU GOT ME.
Antonious playing bad is way more interesting than Bond playing bad IMO>
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05-27-2008 , 12:02 PM
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He is wearing a T-shirt instead of his normal partially unbuttoned dark shirt.
beat
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05-27-2008 , 12:02 PM
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Slow rolling is so awesome. Everyone's attention is on you. You are the most important person in the room.

Everyone is just dying to see what your cards are. You hold all the power, and they can all wait until you decide they are ready to know. You are the ring master, the magician, the MC.

You are holding court as the KING and they are all your loyal subjects. Your opponent is like a convicted child rapist and everyone in the court is on the edge of their seats awaiting the deliciously awful sentence you are about to hand down.

The look of desperation on your opponents face as he awaits his fate is like the exquisite pleasure of enjoying a good meal and KNOWING that a cute, big-eyed baby cow had to die horribly so you could have your veal.

It is about the anticipation. Does he have it? Doesn't he? We dont know! We so very, very much want to know! Please show us. Please!?!

It is all about the "show". If you turn over the cards immediately, people will look at them, nod, and then move on with the rest of their lives. But if you slow roll, they will have an experience they will treasure the rest of their lives. They will have a story to tell their grandchildren.


A true champion slowroller knows that ever 1/100 slowrolls you should fake it show up with some cheese, just to give them a glimpse of hope for the next 99 soul crushes.
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05-27-2008 , 12:04 PM
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Slow rolling is so awesome. Everyone's attention is on you. You are the most important person in the room.

Everyone is just dying to see what your cards are. You hold all the power, and they can all wait until you decide they are ready to know. You are the ring master, the magician, the MC.

You are holding court as the KING and they are all your loyal subjects. Your opponent is like a convicted child rapist and everyone in the court is on the edge of their seats awaiting the deliciously awful sentence you are about to hand down.

The look of desperation on your opponents face as he awaits his fate is like the exquisite pleasure of enjoying a good meal and KNOWING that a cute, big-eyed baby cow had to die horribly so you could have your veal.

It is about the anticipation. Does he have it? Doesn't he? We dont know! We so very, very much want to know! Please show us. Please!?!

It is all about the "show". If you turn over the cards immediately, people will look at them, nod, and then move on with the rest of their lives. But if you slow roll, they will have an experience they will treasure the rest of their lives. They will have a story to tell their grandchildren.


x5000 if its a shortstacker amirite?!
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05-27-2008 , 12:07 PM
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I am pretty sure 'this one guy' he is referring to was in fact Andy Bloch as he was defending his BB with J3o and Q5o that got showndown.
i thought the same when i read it

good read!
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05-27-2008 , 01:11 PM
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AQ = all in anytime imo.

Old guy made correct move. obv
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05-27-2008 , 01:27 PM
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AQ = all in anytime imo.

Old guy made correct move. obv
your a donk ace queen is never good if u miss the board the asian guy should of lay it Down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-27-2008 , 01:28 PM
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we dont need cliffs if PA is in the article <3
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05-27-2008 , 02:23 PM
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Cool story, link to full blog?
http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/poker-f...ag=type:bond18
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05-27-2008 , 03:22 PM
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Bond is quickly becoming one of my favorite posters.
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05-27-2008 , 04:46 PM
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Slow rolling is so awesome. Everyone's attention is on you. You are the most important person in the room.

Everyone is just dying to see what your cards are. You hold all the power, and they can all wait until you decide they are ready to know. You are the ring master, the magician, the MC.

You are holding court as the KING and they are all your loyal subjects. Your opponent is like a convicted child rapist and everyone in the court is on the edge of their seats awaiting the deliciously awful sentence you are about to hand down.

The look of desperation on your opponents face as he awaits his fate is like the exquisite pleasure of enjoying a good meal and KNOWING that a cute, big-eyed baby cow had to die horribly so you could have your veal.

It is about the anticipation. Does he have it? Doesn't he? We dont know! We so very, very much want to know! Please show us. Please!?!

It is all about the "show". If you turn over the cards immediately, people will look at them, nod, and then move on with the rest of their lives. But if you slow roll, they will have an experience they will treasure the rest of their lives. They will have a story to tell their grandchildren.
thisf is the most awesome post in 2+2 history

slowrolling rules
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05-27-2008 , 04:58 PM
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[x] would read again
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05-27-2008 , 05:09 PM
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so old guy had 2 overs, nfd, and a gutshot with FE (maybe not FE im too lazy to reread stack sizes). But if he had FE id def make the same ship all day
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05-27-2008 , 05:19 PM
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your not funny enough to make this post work imo
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05-27-2008 , 06:59 PM
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Are you saying you're the guy who was defending with J3o and Q5o against Patrik in the 25k HU? When did Patrik tell you you played bad?

Or was he saying that he played bad in the 25k HU? If so, why the **** did I click on this thread?
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05-27-2008 , 07:15 PM
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Ban for circumventing the profanity filter.^
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05-27-2008 , 07:36 PM
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Good thread Bond as usual, tks for sharing. I just hope one day I get to be at you're table and jock you like u did PA.
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05-27-2008 , 08:29 PM
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Are you saying you're the guy who was defending with J3o and Q5o against Patrik in the 25k HU? When did Patrik tell you you played bad?

Or was he saying that he played bad in the 25k HU? If so, why the **** did I click on this thread?
do this many people really not understand quotation marks? it's not really complicated stuff, i thought
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Slow rolling is so awesome. Everyone's attention is on you. You are the most important person in the room.

Everyone is just dying to see what your cards are. You hold all the power, and they can all wait until you decide they are ready to know. You are the ring master, the magician, the MC.

You are holding court as the KING and they are all your loyal subjects. Your opponent is like a convicted child rapist and everyone in the court is on the edge of their seats awaiting the deliciously awful sentence you are about to hand down.

The look of desperation on your opponents face as he awaits his fate is like the exquisite pleasure of enjoying a good meal and KNOWING that a cute, big-eyed baby cow had to die horribly so you could have your veal.

It is about the anticipation. Does he have it? Doesn't he? We dont know! We so very, very much want to know! Please show us. Please!?!

It is all about the "show". If you turn over the cards immediately, people will look at them, nod, and then move on with the rest of their lives. But if you slow roll, they will have an experience they will treasure the rest of their lives. They will have a story to tell their grandchildren.
HAHAHAHA
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05-27-2008 , 11:31 PM
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Slow rolling is so awesome. Everyone's attention is on you. You are the most important person in the room.

Everyone is just dying to see what your cards are. You hold all the power, and they can all wait until you decide they are ready to know. You are the ring master, the magician, the MC.

You are holding court as the KING and they are all your loyal subjects. Your opponent is like a convicted child rapist and everyone in the court is on the edge of their seats awaiting the deliciously awful sentence you are about to hand down.

The look of desperation on your opponents face as he awaits his fate is like the exquisite pleasure of enjoying a good meal and KNOWING that a cute, big-eyed baby cow had to die horribly so you could have your veal.

It is about the anticipation. Does he have it? Doesn't he? We dont know! We so very, very much want to know! Please show us. Please!?!

It is all about the "show". If you turn over the cards immediately, people will look at them, nod, and then move on with the rest of their lives. But if you slow roll, they will have an experience they will treasure the rest of their lives. They will have a story to tell their grandchildren.
Taken from a prior thread i believe?
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