elmariachimacho: i had 99

on that aq(gus) vs ak(durrrr) 225k pot

Full Tilt Poker $500/$1000 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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aejones (UTG): $108772.00
Gus Hansen (MP): $105497.00
Patrik Antonius (CO): $198249.00
durrrr (BTN): $556178.00
Urindanger (SB): $202358.00
elmariachimacho (BB): $159463.00

Pre Flop: ($1500.00)
1 fold, Gus Hansen raises to $3000, Patrik Antonius calls $3000, durrrr raises to $12200, 1 fold, elmariachimacho calls $11200, Gus Hansen raises to $105497 all in, 1 fold, durrrr raises to $198794, 1 fold

Flop: ($226694.00) 2 8 Q

Turn: ($226694.00) 9

River: ($226694.00) J

am I missing something on the AQ vs AK hand? What's up with durrr's shove?

hahahaha gus is such a donnk

Full Tilt Poker $500/$1000 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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aejones (BB): $130269.00
Gus Hansen (UTG): $237985.00
durrrr (CO): $431572.00
Urindanger (BTN): $205752.00
elmariachimacho (SB): $179657.00

Pre Flop: ($1500.00)
Gus Hansen raises to $3000, durrrr raises to $9600, Urindanger calls $9600, 2 folds, Gus Hansen calls $6600

Flop: ($30300.00) 4 J 7 (3 players)
Gus Hansen checks, durrrr bets $18700, Urindanger folds, Gus Hansen requests TIME, Gus Hansen raises to $86400, durrrr requests TIME, durrrr raises to $421972 all in, Gus Hansen requests TIME, Gus Hansen calls $141985 all in

Turn: ($487070.00) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($487070.00) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)



UPSUPSUPS

durr just got it all back plus some

gus shoved. durr called. gus is a donk.

Like raising HUGE with tptk and deep stacks against durr so he guarantees to not get paid when he's ahead and get it in bad when he's behind.

wow, durrrr played that well.

Damn you guys are fast.

haha go durrrr

yes, 3betting KK, c-betting, and getting in all in on a J-high flop vs Gus...not rocket science.

Wouldn't that hand be played the same the other way round?

I mean durrrr is not folding AJ there vs Gus?

I don't see Tom raising like 5xbet there deep stack... but who knows.

Is ontherize 100% jc tran?

Dangs run so good it is just wrong. Guy is running like 600K below expectation tonight.

gus is a donk but that AQ hand was super std and played fine. most of u guys just have no idea how to play poker.

this is one of the more awesome posts i've read on 2p2 in awhile, and that's in a totally complimentary way, and i'm totally dead srs btw

Wow... So that was Gus I was playing at 30/60 in February... All those calls must've paid off...

Edit: Really long chatsession including a few (hilarious) hands after the real action died. I'm concidering breaking it down into smaller parts or highlighting key sentences with bold. I probably wont cuz, cuz, I'm effin lazy.

Dealer: Coragyps111 sits down
Dealer: Coragyps111 adds $77,777.70
Coragyps111: idiots
Coragyps111: lmao
Coragyps111: rofld
Coragyps111: plzzz someone send me 5bucksa
System: The $4,000 Guarantee ($24+$2 PL Hold'em) will be starting in 6 minutes.
Coragyps111: pplzzzzzzzzz someone send me 5bucks
Coragyps111: i promisse i pay u back tomorrow
Dealer: Coragyps111 adds $1,111.10
Dealer: Urindanger has returned
Dealer: Hand #8494540097
Dealer: Coragyps111 has 5 seconds left to act
Coragyps111: ops
Dealer: Coragyps111 adds $10,000
Dealer: Coragyps111 is sitting out
Dealer: Urindanger stands up
Dealer: Coragyps111 has timed out
Dealer: Hand #8494540097 has been canceled
Coragyps111: misclick
Coragyps111: just messing around
Coragyps111: plzzz 5bucks
System: The Turbo Hundo ($100+$9 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
Coragyps111: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 5 bucks
Coragyps111: average %$! is brazil is pretty tight
Coragyps111: a s s
Coragyps111: average woman in brazil is very hot
Coragyps111: i am 13
Coragyps111: brazilians arent rich $$ people, but are good people
Coragyps111: idiots
Coragyps111: nobody sent me $5
Coragyps111: =/
Coragyps111: plzzz $5bucks, i need have a breakfast tomorrow
Coragyps111: no, i am a monkey from the jungle
Coragyps111: tomorrow i pay u back
Coragyps111: night tomorrow
Coragyps111: i need have some food
Coragyps111: meh. lyers. nobody sent me money for food =/
Coragyps111: $15 is ok
Coragyps111: but $5 helps too
Coragyps111: sended?
Coragyps111: LOLK
Dealer: Coragyps111 has returned
Coragyps111: yes shin0shan
Coragyps111: ninnnnnnnjaaaaaa
Dealer: luvtheWNBA stands up
Coragyps111: omg
Coragyps111: i received $15
Coragyps111: so nice
Coragyps111: thats pretty funny since a lot of railbirds are praying for 5bucks and dont receive money lol
Coragyps111: wisemonk
Coragyps111: i would play 5/10hu
Coragyps111: nl obv
Coragyps111: i sit here to receive $15
Coragyps111: ok
Coragyps111: 10-20
Dealer: Coragyps111 adds $1,111.10
Coragyps111: ok MRs
Coragyps111: MRs
Coragyps111: sit at table
Coragyps111: s
Coragyps111: i find u
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin sits down
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin adds $100,000
Dealer: Hand #8494618434
Dealer: Coragyps111 has 5 seconds left to act
Coragyps111: plzzzzzzzzzzzz stop looking!
Dealer: Coragyps111 is sitting out
Dealer: Coragyps111 has timed out
Dealer: Hand #8494618434 has been canceled
Coragyps111: plzzzzzzzzz stop looking
Coragyps111: hi shark
Coragyps111: i was going to play w/ elmariachao
Plz_Stop_Lookin: no u weren't
Plz_Stop_Lookin: don't lie to yourself
Coragyps111: but he leaves. then i am here bored
Coragyps111: yooo plzzzz stop looking
Plz_Stop_Lookin: yes whats up?
Coragyps111: dont talk about things u dont know
Plz_Stop_Lookin: all u pervs
Plz_Stop_Lookin: stop looking
Coragyps111: btw, its ok
Coragyps111: stooooooooooooop looking
Coragyps111: hey
Coragyps111: lets play?
Coragyps111: but lower, obv
Plz_Stop_Lookin: yes
Plz_Stop_Lookin: what limit
Plz_Stop_Lookin: bro
Plz_Stop_Lookin: what limit?
Coragyps111: why railbirds hates me?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: they love them some tits
Coragyps111: lol
Plz_Stop_Lookin: cora
Plz_Stop_Lookin: lets play?
Coragyps111: ?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: any limit
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u want to play
Coragyps111: too tired to play
Plz_Stop_Lookin: lmao
Coragyps111: 4am here in brazil
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u just challenged me bro
Coragyps111: lololololol
Plz_Stop_Lookin: bro u just challenged me
Coragyps111: ohhh
Coragyps111: so u want play me
Plz_Stop_Lookin: yes cora
Coragyps111: u know i wont give u action at high stakes
Plz_Stop_Lookin: lets play
Coragyps111: u dont want play mid stakes w/ me
Plz_Stop_Lookin: so lets go lower
Coragyps111: or u changed ur mind?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ill play your stakes
Coragyps111: ok
Coragyps111: 0.25/0.50
Coragyps111: i am a nit bankroll managament
Plz_Stop_Lookin: rofl
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u can smd
Coragyps111: smd?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: means you sally marry dan
Coragyps111: still dont understand
Plz_Stop_Lookin: yeah me either
Plz_Stop_Lookin: but thats nor here or there
Coragyps111: job?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: suck my deshlonga
Coragyps111: lol
Coragyps111: what job?
Coragyps111: stop
Coragyps111: u are ridic
Plz_Stop_Lookin: cora we playing or what?
Coragyps111: lets flip?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: k how much?
Coragyps111: 3 all ins
Plz_Stop_Lookin: lets do
Plz_Stop_Lookin: 3 5k flips to entertain my fans
Coragyps111: lol
Coragyps111: obv noty
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ok
Plz_Stop_Lookin: um
Coragyps111: u know i am not high stakes players
Plz_Stop_Lookin: 1k checkdowns yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Coragyps111: at this table?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: yes
Coragyps111: hmm
Coragyps111: ok
Coragyps111: 3 check downs?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: yes
Plz_Stop_Lookin: gl
Dealer: Coragyps111 has returned
Dealer: Hand #8494676523
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ill prolly lose
Coragyps111: gl to me
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin posts the small blind of $500
Coragyps111: i will win
Dealer: Coragyps111 has 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: Coragyps111 posts the big blind of $1,000
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin calls $500
Dealer: Coragyps111 checks
Dealer: The flop is [4h Td Tc]
Dealer: Coragyps111 checks
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin checks
Dealer: The turn is [8d]
Dealer: Coragyps111 checks
Coragyps111: Q4
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin checks
Dealer: The river is [Ad]
Dealer: Coragyps111 checks
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin checks
Dealer: Coragyps111 shows a flush, Ace high
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin mucks
Dealer: Coragyps111 wins the pot ($1,999.50) with a flush, Ace high
Dealer: Hand #8494679690
Dealer: Coragyps111 is sitting out
Dealer: Coragyps111 has 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: Hand #8494679690 has been canceled
Coragyps111: gg
Plz_Stop_Lookin: dude
Plz_Stop_Lookin: wtf
Dealer: Coragyps111 has returned
Dealer: Hand #8494681180
Coragyps111: haha
Coragyps111: just kidding
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin posts the small blind of $500
Dealer: Coragyps111 posts the big blind of $1,000
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin raises to $2,000
Coragyps111: hey
Coragyps111: thats not funny bro
Dealer: Coragyps111 has 15 seconds left to act
Plz_Stop_Lookin: sorry damnit
Dealer: Coragyps111 has requested TIME
Plz_Stop_Lookin: fold and i will let u raise
Coragyps111: dude
Coragyps111: pretty bad
Plz_Stop_Lookin: yes
Plz_Stop_Lookin: all u next hand
Coragyps111: u know thats not ethical
Coragyps111: i dont know how to say that in english
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u know im a respected player
Coragyps111: but pretty bvad thing
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ill fold
Plz_Stop_Lookin: dude
Coragyps111: lets check?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u got next hand
Coragyps111: ??
Plz_Stop_Lookin: no raise next hand
Dealer: Coragyps111 calls $1,000
Dealer: The flop is [3d 8s 2c]
Plz_Stop_Lookin: im playing this hand
Dealer: Coragyps111 checks
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin bets $3,000
Dealer: Coragyps111 raises to $8,000
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin calls $5,000
Dealer: The turn is [Kd]
Dealer: Coragyps111 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Coragyps111 bets $14,000
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin calls $14,000
Dealer: The river is [8h]
Dealer: Coragyps111 checks
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin checks
Dealer: Coragyps111 shows a pair of Eights
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin shows two pair, Eights and Threes
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin wins the pot ($47,999.50) with two pair, Eights and Threes
Coragyps111: pretty ******ad
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin is sitting out
Coragyps111: danmg
Coragyps111: so tilted
Dealer: Coragyps111 is sitting out
Plz_Stop_Lookin: thanks bro
Coragyps111: i hate u
Coragyps111: i hjate
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i told u
Plz_Stop_Lookin: to fold
Coragyps111: biggest pot i have ever played
Coragyps111: dude
Coragyps111: i hate u
Coragyps111: i anm so tilted
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u can hate me
Plz_Stop_Lookin: all u want
Coragyps111: dude
Coragyps111: dang
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i told u tooooooooooooooooo foldddddddddd
Plz_Stop_Lookin: and i would give u
Plz_Stop_Lookin: the next hand
Coragyps111: dude
Plz_Stop_Lookin: cora
Coragyps111: u know u are a bad guy
Plz_Stop_Lookin: omg
Coragyps111: dude
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i loveeeeeeeeee you
Coragyps111: donnt do that again
Coragyps111: bad thing
Coragyps111: pretty bad thing
Dealer: AndyMcloed sits down
Plz_Stop_Lookin: no your a bad thing
Coragyps111: u know
Coragyps111: come on dude
Dealer: AndyMcloed adds $50,000
Coragyps111: never anyoned did that w/ me
Coragyps111: either micro stakes players
Plz_Stop_Lookin: dude
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i told u
Plz_Stop_Lookin: to fricken fold
Coragyps111: u played the hand well
Coragyps111: ok. nh
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u did too
Coragyps111: u are better than me, i know that
Plz_Stop_Lookin: your a 10
Plz_Stop_Lookin: yes i know that too
Coragyps111: i am not saying about that hand
Plz_Stop_Lookin: bro
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i did tell u to fold
Plz_Stop_Lookin: and i said
Plz_Stop_Lookin: next hand
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i would fold
Coragyps111: i am saying u counlnt min raise pre flop
Coragyps111: sry about sitting out
Coragyps111: on flop[
Coragyps111: ops. after first hand
Coragyps111: just kidding
Coragyps111: we already flip and u know i am not scam or anytihng
Coragyps111: just kidding
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u want some back?
Coragyps111: i insta sit in
Coragyps111: dude, u just couldnt do that
Coragyps111: u know bro
Coragyps111: what i was suposed to do after u do that/
Coragyps111: thats pretty pretty bad
Plz_Stop_Lookin: foldddddddddddd
Plz_Stop_Lookin: like i said
Plz_Stop_Lookin: jesus
Plz_Stop_Lookin: stfu
Coragyps111: sry i cant explain my thoughs better since my english is bad
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ok well
Coragyps111: bad thats isnt ok
Plz_Stop_Lookin: would u like some back
Coragyps111: i am pretty pissed
Plz_Stop_Lookin: is what im asking u
Coragyps111: yes
Plz_Stop_Lookin: do u want some back?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: how much ?
Coragyps111: i dont know
Coragyps111: to be honest
Coragyps111: u played the hand well
Coragyps111: i tried a bluff
Coragyps111: u made a good call
Coragyps111: u have to be rewardaded
Coragyps111: i mean, u have to receive some for that
Plz_Stop_Lookin: and i did tell u to fold
Plz_Stop_Lookin: and i told u
Coragyps111: i would apreciate if u send me a part of it
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i would fold next hand
Coragyps111: duh. but that would be sick
Coragyps111: i said before we see the flop
Coragyps111: "checkdown ffor $2k
Coragyps111: then u say "hey, i am playing this pot"
Plz_Stop_Lookin: bro
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i told u
Plz_Stop_Lookin: it was a mistake
Coragyps111: thats PRETTY bad, u know that
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u sat out
Coragyps111: why we couldnt flip for $2k
Plz_Stop_Lookin: its not my fault
Plz_Stop_Lookin: how about ill give u an opportunity to make some back
Plz_Stop_Lookin: lets do a check down
Plz_Stop_Lookin: 3 k?
Coragyps111: thats lame
Plz_Stop_Lookin: how much u want?
Coragyps111: $50k is a lot of money for me
Coragyps111: i lost $25k
Coragyps111: u know i are better than me
Coragyps111: i cant make money playing against u
Coragyps111: i would apreciate if u sent me some part of the pot
Coragyps111: its about honor
Plz_Stop_Lookin: andy
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u ther?
Coragyps111: ya
AndyMcloed: yup
Dealer: Coragyps111 has returned
Dealer: Hand #8494753818
AndyMcloed: watched you guys play that pot
Dealer: AndyMcloed has 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: AndyMcloed posts the small blind of $500
Dealer: Coragyps111 is sitting out
Dealer: Hand #8494753818 has been canceled
Dealer: Uncalled bet of $500 returned to AndyMcloed
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ok i want to know what u think about that hand
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i told him to fold and i would fold the hand
Plz_Stop_Lookin: next hand
Plz_Stop_Lookin: and he calls my accident raise
Plz_Stop_Lookin: after he sat out
AndyMcloed: i think u should send him exactly 2k
Coragyps111: but i said we could checkdown for $2k
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ok
AndyMcloed: the rest is his fault
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ill send 2k then
Coragyps111: we already flip for $3k before
AndyMcloed: 1 or 2k
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i agree
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ill send him 2k
Coragyps111: lol
AndyMcloed: yes that's fair
Coragyps111: haha
AndyMcloed: from my perspective at least
Coragyps111: i can buy a big mac! thanks
AndyMcloed: i don't know either of u whatsoever
Plz_Stop_Lookin: he doesn't seem to be happy with that, but w/e
Coragyps111: i wont forgot what happenned today.
AndyMcloed: yea i mean he tried to angle shoot u imo
Coragyps111: what "angle shot u" means/
Coragyps111: /
Coragyps111: ?
Coragyps111: my english is bad
AndyMcloed: u tried to run a bluff on him
Coragyps111: yes, true
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u did man, i told u just fold bro
AndyMcloed: all u needed to do was fold
AndyMcloed: i read thru all the chat
Plz_Stop_Lookin: everyone on here
Plz_Stop_Lookin: knows im a regular
Coragyps111: but andy
Coragyps111: what do u think
Plz_Stop_Lookin: and i wouldn't do that to people
Coragyps111: we made a deal about 3 checkdowns
Coragyps111: 3 flips, $1k each
Plz_Stop_Lookin: yes but then u sat out
Coragyps111: first hand i won, then i sat out
Coragyps111: true. but i isnta sit in again
Plz_Stop_Lookin: omg
Coragyps111: just kidding
Plz_Stop_Lookin: im done with u
Plz_Stop_Lookin: cry me a river
AndyMcloed: i feel the minute you raise and make a play at the pot
AndyMcloed: all is fair game
Coragyps111: true
Coragyps111: hey plz stop looking
AndyMcloed: very unlucky
Coragyps111: i really dont want $2k back
Plz_Stop_Lookin: yes cora?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: k
Coragyps111: i dont want this money back
Coragyps111: i will catch my money at tables
Coragyps111: we will play later
Plz_Stop_Lookin: im sure u will
Coragyps111: be sure
Coragyps111: nah
Coragyps111: i will catch my money from u
AndyMcloed: u wanna do a set of 3 5k flips plz?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: andy 3 3ks?
AndyMcloed: sure
AndyMcloed: 3 3ks
Plz_Stop_Lookin: k gemme sec
Coragyps111: ok
Coragyps111: $4k
Coragyps111: ops
Coragyps111: $3k


Seems to be getting better right now.
Maybe not . I was hoping they'd scam the brazilian out of his money.

Coragyps111: 3 way?
AndyMcloed: no
AndyMcloed: just headsup
Coragyps111: ahh
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u guys can go
Coragyps111: why not
Coragyps111: dang
Coragyps111: i want 3way
Coragyps111: i am so tilted
AndyMcloed: no ty just wanna go with plz
Coragyps111: but soooooooo tilted
Plz_Stop_Lookin: if cora wants it he an have it
Coragyps111: i want kill someone
AndyMcloed: i don't wanna do it w/ him right now
Plz_Stop_Lookin: why u want me
AndyMcloed: don't want him to lose any more
Plz_Stop_Lookin: lol ok
AndyMcloed: plz u and me 3 3k's
AndyMcloed: ?
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin stands up
Dealer: Coragyps111 stands up
Dealer: AndyMcloed adds $150,000
Dealer: AndyMcloed stands up
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin sits down
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin adds $122,999.50
Dealer: Coragyps111 sits down
Dealer: Coragyps111 adds $66,999.40
Dealer: Hand #8494810451
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin posts the small blind of $500
Coragyps111: dude
Dealer: Coragyps111 has 5 seconds left to act
Coragyps111: i hate u
Dealer: Coragyps111 is sitting out
Dealer: Coragyps111 has timed out
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin adds $2,475.45
Dealer: Hand #8494810451 has been canceled
Dealer: Uncalled bet of $500 returned to Plz_Stop_Lookin
Coragyps111: sick
Plz_Stop_Lookin: nooooooooo
Coragyps111: u made the worst thing at a poker table
Plz_Stop_Lookin: im here for flips
Dealer: LIBERTY 6 sits down
Dealer: LIBERTY 6 stands up
Coragyps111: if u dont want see what i write, just turn off the chat bro
Plz_Stop_Lookin: cora stfu
Dealer: AndyMcloed sits down
Plz_Stop_Lookin: even andy agreed
Dealer: AndyMcloed adds $50,000
Dealer: Hand #8494816778
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin is sitting out
Dealer: AndyMcloed is sitting out
Dealer: Hand #8494816778 has been canceled
Coragyps111: i dont care what andy thinks
Coragyps111: i dont know himn
AndyMcloed: did u wanna do three 3k flips plz_
Coragyps111: i never saw him
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ok so what did i do wrong cora?
Coragyps111: come on bro
Dealer: AndyMcloed has returned
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u bluff at the pot i told u to fold at?
Coragyps111: u know i would be very scared
Coragyps111: ya
Coragyps111: thats true
Coragyps111: but u raised pf because u know i cant play at this table
Plz_Stop_Lookin: andy we will flip later ill find u

AND FINALLY he gets it. Not only that, he at the same time declares his idiocy to the world.

Plz_Stop_Lookin: im trying to talk to cora now
Coragyps111: u know i am way way underrolled to play here
Coragyps111: thats why u raised
AndyMcloed: im going to bed no biggie then
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ok gnight
Dealer: AndyMcloed is sitting out
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u know me i like flipping
Plz_Stop_Lookin: so anytime u want to
Plz_Stop_Lookin: let me know
AndyMcloed: haha whats ur stars name?
Coragyps111: idiot
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i don't play there
Coragyps111: not u andy
AndyMcloed: i always forget everyone's.. oh ok
Coragyps111: plz = idiot
Coragyps111: btw, i dont play at stars

God, I love it.

AAAND it just went over to super-good.

AndyMcloed: ok yea i'll look u up
Plz_Stop_Lookin: cora
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u call me an idiot
Coragyps111: ?
Coragyps111: yes
Dealer: AndyMcloed stands up
Coragyps111: i would punch ur face if was live poker
Coragyps111: i would try kill u
Plz_Stop_Lookin: like how many tears have you shed already?
Coragyps111: what that means?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: your pissing your pants over nothing
Coragyps111: this ******ad american nerds lauhing lol
Coragyps111: plz
Coragyps111: dang
Plz_Stop_Lookin: well all u have done is cry
Coragyps111: i cant believe i lost that pot lol.
Coragyps111: thats a bad thing
Plz_Stop_Lookin: wow someone just said it too
Plz_Stop_Lookin: if u won that pot
Plz_Stop_Lookin: would u have played on?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: im willing to play u more
Plz_Stop_Lookin: we can do checkdowns
Coragyps111: duh
Coragyps111: u are a bad guy
Coragyps111: u will bet on river
Plz_Stop_Lookin: omg
Plz_Stop_Lookin: im done with u
Coragyps111: or do anything like that
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ur a pos
Coragyps111: pos?
Coragyps111: what that means
Dealer: durrrr sits down
Dealer: durrrr adds $50,000
Plz_Stop_Lookin: means
durrrr: lol
Plz_Stop_Lookin: durrrr wants your money
durrrr: i just read nvg thread

Apparently someone sexy read my post.

durrrr: lol
Plz_Stop_Lookin: and ur thoughts?
durrrr: jus made a note on both of ya
durrrr: =
durrrr: =)
durrrr: idk y ne1 would flip w/ someone they dont know
Coragyps111: lol
Coragyps111: i already flip w
Dealer: durrrr is feeling happy
Coragyps111: w/ plz stop looking[
durrrr: lets play
durrrr: post post
durrrr: ya i saw
Plz_Stop_Lookin: durrrrr like anyone cares about your notes, u millionair sob
Coragyps111: we already did some checkdowns at 10-20
durrrr: thts wt im talking abt
durrrr: either of u wanna get even?
durrrr: lets play some
Coragyps111: durrr
Coragyps111: i wish one day i could play w/ u
Plz_Stop_Lookin: cora's the only one who needs to get even
Coragyps111: cora just lost 25bi on 1hand lol
Coragyps111: son of helmuth. i feel very good since i am sure i will recover this money in 2 weeks
Coragyps111: but i feel bad too since i lost 2weeks in 30 seconds
Coragyps111: but its ok

I'm starting to develop a kind of love for Cora. Durrrr says he knows what's happened... But Cora feels the need to announce that they've "already flipped". Fantastic.

Dealer: durrrr stands up
Plz_Stop_Lookin: cora do u want to play at lower stakes? and i will give you a chance at winning them back?
Coragyps111: yes plz
Coragyps111: obv that will happen. if u dont run like a chicken
Plz_Stop_Lookin: run like a chicken dude
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ok sit
Plz_Stop_Lookin: at any stake
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ill sit and u can play me all day
Plz_Stop_Lookin: till u win it back
Plz_Stop_Lookin: jesus sick of this
Coragyps111: how old are u
Plz_Stop_Lookin: lets play
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u want to know my gender next?
Coragyps111: what gender means?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: a/l/s
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ?
Coragyps111: i just want know how old are u
Coragyps111: a l s? i have no idea what is that
Plz_Stop_Lookin: thats cause your illiterate
Coragyps111: ******ads

Now he's turning into threats again I think

Plz_Stop_Lookin: ur clueless
Coragyps111: believe me, u will hate me more than i hate u
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i will hate u more then u will hate m?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: how is that true?
Coragyps111: meh. *** u
Plz_Stop_Lookin: u just gave me 25k?

And it ends so simple.

Coragyps111: yes
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin stands up

I lost every respect for Plz_Stop_Lookin. I'll "accidentally" raise too next time I have 34o when flipping...

EDIT: durrr i just saw u chatting with them. What are ur thoughts besides that u obv shouldnt flip with some1 u dont know? Shouldn't he pay half pot back?

Coragyps111: cora just lost 25bi on 1hand lol

Wow, suddenly deciding to play out the hand when the guy clearly only wanted to flip was pretty scummy by Plz imo. Although dude should not be sitting at a table that he is underolled to play at in the first place.

shoulda shoved river, imo. empty the clip, lol.

Coragyps111's story made me feel A LOT better and im ashamed because of it.

Personally I feel that the brazilian doesn't really deserve any empathy because of all the idiocy he displayed both prior and after the incident (sitting out - although jokingly but could just as well have been for real, and being generally unpleasant, demanding, illiterate and well, the death threat really puts it over the top).

But Plz should either not have wanted to flip again, imo.

Also, Plz should be directed to the thread right now. I'd also like to note that both players just sat down again. We'll see if we get a comment here, although I doubt it.

I'm gonna edit in the new chat here:
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin sits down
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin adds $200,000
Plz_Stop_Lookin: durrr said he read it on a thread where did he read this at?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: where on 2 + 2
Dealer: Coragyps111 sits down
Dealer: Coragyps111 adds $66,999.40
Dealer: Hand #8494945217
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin posts the small blind of $500
Coragyps111: plz
Dealer: Coragyps111 has 5 seconds left to act
Coragyps111: whats ur 2p2 name/
Coragyps111: ?
Dealer: Coragyps111 is sitting out
Dealer: Coragyps111 has timed out
Dealer: Hand #8494945217 has been canceled
Dealer: Uncalled bet of $500 returned to Plz_Stop_Lookin
Plz_Stop_Lookin: don't have one
Plz_Stop_Lookin: just looking to see what u all wrote
Coragyps111: ok. dont wanna say here
Coragyps111: ok
Plz_Stop_Lookin: how do u figure carddiffer
Coragyps111: i understand
Plz_Stop_Lookin: godddddddddddd
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i didn't do anything wrong
Plz_Stop_Lookin: this dude bluffed
Plz_Stop_Lookin: at a pot
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i told him to fold
Plz_Stop_Lookin: i will give him a shot
Plz_Stop_Lookin: to win it all
Coragyps111: u know u made a bad thing idiot
Coragyps111: pathetic

I feel a bit on the side of Cora here. Strangely enough. Looks like there might be some action now.

Plz_Stop_Lookin: son of helmuth speaks the truth
Plz_Stop_Lookin: HEY EVERYONE
Plz_Stop_Lookin: HE SAT OUT
Plz_Stop_Lookin: AFTER WINN ING THE FIRST FLIP
Plz_Stop_Lookin: YES
Plz_Stop_Lookin: AND WHEN HE SAT BACK IN I RAISED
Plz_Stop_Lookin: I TOLD HIM TO FOLD
Plz_Stop_Lookin: AND I WOULD FOLD NEXT HAND
Plz_Stop_Lookin: OK
Plz_Stop_Lookin: HERE
Plz_Stop_Lookin: THIS IF FOR THE RAIL
Plz_Stop_Lookin: CORA
Plz_Stop_Lookin: SIT IN
Plz_Stop_Lookin: ILL GIVE YOU 2K
Plz_Stop_Lookin: DONATION
Plz_Stop_Lookin: THIS IS FOR THE RAIL
Plz_Stop_Lookin: CORA
Plz_Stop_Lookin: SIT IN

Short pause

Plz_Stop_Lookin: I GOT HALF OF THE RAIL SAYING GIVE HIM SOME BACK, HALF SAYING DON'T WHICH SHOULD I
DO RAIL?
Coragyps111: ?

Rail is going insane right now, obviously nothing worth quoting.
Actually this was kinda funny.
neSkybet (Observer): U GUYS SHOULD PLAY ON LOWER STAKES

Coragyps111: dude
--
Plz_Stop_Lookin: OK JEDYGYPSI
Plz_Stop_Lookin: WHAT U THINK?
Plz_Stop_Lookin: LOL
Dealer: Coragyps111 has returned
Dealer: Hand #8494982338
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin has 5 seconds left to act
Plz_Stop_Lookin: GIVE HIM 11K BACK BECAUSE HE TRIED TO RUN A BLUFF?
Dealer: Plz_Stop_Lookin posts the small blind of $500
Dealer: Coragyps111 has 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: Coragyps111 is sitting out
Dealer: Coragyps111 has timed out
Dealer: Hand #8494982338 has been canceled
Dealer: Uncalled bet of $500 returned to Plz_Stop_Lookin
Plz_Stop_Lookin: U MUST BE CRAZY
Plz_Stop_Lookin: DONE
Plz_Stop_Lookin: HE WILL RECIEVE
Plz_Stop_Lookin: 2 PENNIES
Plz_Stop_Lookin: TOMORROW
Coragyps111: hey plz
Plz_Stop_Lookin: CORA U KNOW WHAT
Plz_Stop_Lookin: IM NOT GIVING U A PENNY BACK
Plz_Stop_Lookin: SICK OF THIS
Plz_Stop_Lookin: I NEED THIS LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Plz_Stop_Lookin: NO I DON'T
Plz_Stop_Lookin: BUT IM SITTING HER WILLING TO GIVE HIM BACK MONEY
Coragyps111: what do u think about u send me back half of pot. and we play some hands.
Plz_Stop_Lookin: HALF BACK
Plz_Stop_Lookin: LOOOOOOOOOL

And I for one don't see TEH FUNNY... Okay maybe I do, in the fact that Cora is willing to play some hands. But the half back certainly aint a laughing matter.

Plz_Stop_Lookin: SO I SHOULD REWARD U FOR BLUFFING?
Coragyps111: no
Coragyps111: but u have to pay about raising a hand
Coragyps111: at a poker table i trust in a man's 'word'
Plz_Stop_Lookin: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GET TO THIS THREAD ON 2 + 2

I'd tell him myself but I only have like 150$ on FT myself (Not playing there).
Right now he's getting a few obs with the likes of
bckdooraidsdraw (Observer):
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...2/index72.html
But...

Plz_Stop_Lookin: I DON'T WANT LINKS
Coragyps111: i want see 2p2 too
Plz_Stop_Lookin: FIRST PERSON TO TELL ME HOW TO GET THERE
Plz_Stop_Lookin: GETS 10
Coragyps111: if someone say me where is the ****** thread i send $5 lol
Coragyps111: lol. ok. i send $10 too
Coragyps111: $20 for the winner
Coragyps111: impossible read a ton of messages
Plz_Stop_Lookin: NO THREADS
Coragyps111: ok
Coragyps111: maybe we have a winner

I have no idea what the hell they're on about tbh.