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Originally Posted by EGarrett
You want us to write...poetry? Hmm...
Once a cold November morn,
As I mixed board flaming with clicks of porn,
From one new thread arose a shout,
'Twas Subject: Poker, and news was out!
Though Full Tilt's bastards had ended our fun,
And their owning triad had earned a shun,
Our desperate cash that had sat freezing,
As we peeled onions with nametags, crying and sneezing,
Perhaps had earned a brief reprieve,
And Lady Luck produced from her sleeve,
A Frenchman savior, name I can't say,
With his own Groupe, Bernard Tapp-e-yay?
Who had all the funds, and was willing to post,
The world's biggest blind, and be our new host,
And as I dreamed of regaining my roll,
With bright new eyes and recovering soul,
I failed to think and did not wish to see,
The Previous posts on Bernard Tap-ee?
Because his group's massive cash had some meant for me,
Who cares if he's more shady than the previous three?
I like this, a lot. Old Bernie is indeed the greatest of cons.
