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08-29-2017 , 02:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kelvis
Sometimes you think you have to fart and so you fart but then it turns out it was poo.
It happened on toilet with pants down, so damage was most likely much worse. Obviously we need more evidence to judge in this important matter.
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08-29-2017 , 02:37 PM
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He was trying to hit a flush but missed.
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08-29-2017 , 02:47 PM
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Reminds me of the 2010 WSOP where a thousand year old Amarillo Slim ****/pissed himself and it was simultaneously appalling, heartbreaking and amusing.
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08-29-2017 , 03:51 PM
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Sometimes you just get bad runs.
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08-29-2017 , 04:05 PM
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A disgusting old Casino Arizona Talking Stick reg once shat his pants at the table and just kept doing his thing. He wasn't even chasing a promo or anything.
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08-29-2017 , 04:18 PM
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Most regs are disgusting..smell like crap...look like crap...one guy when he breathed was like an open casket mixed with bad indian food.. so many have NO hygene its disgusting.
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08-29-2017 , 06:15 PM
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This is the kind of thing I expect to see in NVG and for forum regs to party over.

Good stuff
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08-29-2017 , 08:44 PM
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nothing he could do, gotta poop them pants
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08-29-2017 , 09:24 PM
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On the plus side, the man is now sponsored by Deuces Cracked.
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08-29-2017 , 10:43 PM
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It wasn't his fault... someone previously advised him never to splash the pot.
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08-30-2017 , 04:30 AM
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I guess it depends whose version you believe.
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08-30-2017 , 08:37 AM
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This likely happens several times a day at larger rooms and pissing your pants even more. Poker chips and chairs might be slightly effected.
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08-30-2017 , 12:46 PM
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I guess holdem isn't his game. Maybe he will do better at spread limit.
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08-30-2017 , 02:45 PM
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The first person to invent a poker table where you can piss/poop at is going to make a fortune.
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08-30-2017 , 02:46 PM
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That's weird, the Browns play in Cleveland
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08-30-2017 , 02:48 PM
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This likely happens several times a day at larger rooms and pissing your pants even more. Poker chips and chairs might be slightly effected.
lol i dunno about that.

maybe canada is just cleaner but ive never heard or seen this happen and ive played for many years
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08-30-2017 , 05:10 PM
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i usually chalk it up to variance. weve all had worse runs.
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08-30-2017 , 08:19 PM
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lol i dunno about that.

maybe canada is just cleaner but ive never heard or seen this happen and ive played for many years
Maybe you are just lucky. Maybe there is some "hard or soft" data on this matter.
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08-30-2017 , 08:34 PM
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2p2 killing it with puns ITT
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08-30-2017 , 08:44 PM
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wow. It's 2017 i guess its time to go easy on the protein/dairy prior to longer sessions. i dont want to end up in the news.
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08-30-2017 , 09:52 PM
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wow. It's 2017 i guess its time to go easy on the protein/dairy prior to longer sessions. i dont want to end up in the news.


Ya who knew Dneg's vegan diet was actually a poo angle?

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08-30-2017 , 10:36 PM
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He obviously had a number two in the hole.
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08-30-2017 , 10:47 PM
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He thought he was scooping
realized instead he was pooping.
And, all he could manage
after unleashing some cabbage
was to mutter the words,
"Ante up! Next hand please."
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08-30-2017 , 10:50 PM
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His neighbors complained.
with looks of disdain.
At the nut low. At the scat that lay below. Oh no.
"Table change please."
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08-30-2017 , 11:23 PM
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sticky imo.
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