Millions, possibly billions, of people have asked me who my least favorite poker player is and i'm here to tell you that is Dave "devilfish" Ulliott.

There is nobody that bugs me as much as him and i think it is directly related to his wink:blink ratio (which is right at 2.3:1). Yes, he winks 2.3x as much as he blinks. I cannot stand his arrogance and i feel like he's one of the douchiest douchers that's ever douched.

I am rooting so hard for him to bust from the 5k plo it's making my balls hurt.

Seriously, who winks that much? Everytime he does it i just want to kick his face off.

I'm not sure if this thread will get me banned but i think i'm allowed to say this right? If not.... ups!

If not Dave, who is mroe annoying? Hellmuth is close; but at least we get to see him get run over playing cash all the time. That makes up for his "brat" behavior a little bit. He is obviously paid to whine and has no shame but at least he doesn't have annoying ass habits like Ulliots "wink turrets."

rant over...

*writes this information furiously in my poker diary*

Or, possibly none.

Devilfish is the man, he's hysterical and cool. The wink is whatever, not a huge fan but you take the good w/the bad

There's this reg who routinely takes the worst of it pre and post flop and always leaves w/ 8 racks.....so, yeah.....

I hope he ships 5k plo so op will create another topic...

He's not actually winking, it's just a nervous tick left over from years of safe cracking

wink :

Horrible beat from Devilfish, got him to put in 106k into a 44k pot with Ac-Qh-Jc-3s on 10c-10s-9c flop. I had Ah-Kh-10d-6s in BB, river 7c!
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from @Phil_Hellmuth

it's pretty sad that you say "none" and yet somehow you were interested enough to read the thread. hmm...

[ ] Billions have asked OPs opinions
[ ] Millions have asked OPs opinions
[ ] Hundreds of thousands have asked OPs opinions
[ ] Thousand have asked Ops opinions
[ ] Hundreds have asked OPs opinions
[ ] 2+2 asked OPs opinions
[ ] NVG asked OPs opinions

lol nh

yet another person that makes a HILARIOUS joke; yet doesn't notice the fact that they read my post to see my opinion. Stop leveling yourself, stop leveling yourself.

ps. i'm rubber and you're glue so stfu. (zing!)

pps. saying a billion people asked was a pre-level on my part. Nice job getting the absurdity.

LMFAO

you extinguished my flame....

Co-sign

I used to like him, but now he wears Ed Hardy tshirts every day and has some emo swoop type hairstyle (wtf) that doesnt work at all. Fish, go back to the suits and stuff...way better (you're not 20 years old).

My least favorite poker player

he winks when hes bluffing obv

UPS? I don't get it. What does UPS have to do with any of this?



Oh I see. Carry on then.

what's a wink turret?

obv

I agree with OP but not on the winking front he just annoys me

and as others have said you was asked by billions of people this? really wtf, although i share your opinion on least fave poker player(not well named as should be most hated!) anyway basically i couldn't care less who randoms worse poker player is

If you talk TV then:

1.Hellmuth
2.DevilFISH (close second)
3.Doyle (distant 3rd, retire already old man!)

Live poker:
Every poker "teacher" preaching strategy on the table, sometimes mid-hands.
Any table has at least one of those tools, you can not escape them.

poker player I hate most (same as least favorite?) is Annie Duke, and there is not a close second behind her.

I'm impressed that OP hates Dave Ulliot more than Russ Hamilton.

i don´t know about that

I like Devilfish.

He's the British version of the crusty old man we all know from live games... But he says what he's thinking instead of muttering it under his breath.

RA