I find that watching your mom...
Having an orgasm in every single NVG thread...
To be somewhat creepy >>> annoying.

baller by far.

then again, I think most of you are closet 2-4 limit players that think you have ability (and you might beat that 2-4 like a muther****er) but really don't have the stomach to gamble or make a score (this is nothing to be ashamed of, but to play it off like you are "ballers" is a joke). In fact, I have more respect for the wimpy gambler (me today, no balls) that picks their spots than any nutjob (me ten years ago). The one with the cutnt is the one with the money in the end is what I am getting at. But, you ballers never lose, so that doesn't apply to you, right?

wat.

man, so many to choose from, but right now i have to go with...

'line check'

'reg'

'spot' - man i hate this - durrrr says it a few times and now no thread can go without it

'baller' - most of the people on 2+2 claiming 'baller' status have never balled anything more than a picture in Maxim

obvs ftw

How about a few we haven't seen:

* "___ is bad of poker"
* "tin foil hat"
* When somebody quotes a long post and only adds "+1" or "qft" without adding anything else. Like, you couldn't think of anything new to say, but you felt you had to chime in anyway. Especially egregious is when it's the very next post after the one being quoted.

Already stated but needing a little love imo:
* "Level?" When someone states an opinion that is contrary to popular 2+2 thought
* "Hi _____!" Whenever someone comes on defending someone who 2+2 is piling on

qft

There's so much about this forum that annoys me, I don't know why I come back but there's some good stuff too.

If it hasn't been said:

- frist/first/1st etc. on new threads
- The gambler2k4 hand, get over it - boring and not funny.
- Quoting in different colours over and over again (i'm sure someone will show how original they are and do it with this)
- Typing like a ****** and spelling stuff incorrectly because you're on the internet and too cool for school
- I'll add to that "level" comment when people are too thick to think about something and just write "level" then a few days later they realise what you were talking about.

I'll stop there otherwise I could carry on all day.

Well done, the first step is admitting you have a problem...

its hilarious how p'od some people are getting over this post.

like i just f*%ked their sister

tl;dr is the most annoying 2+2 slang for sure.

"in before" is also ******ed; maybe more than "first."

hahahahahahahha

hu4rollz

the troll says:
- i wiiiin!!


well done, you are the bestest ******!

sexy checkraise

i think a bet out would be sexy

cbets are sexy

nerds are so ****ing sexy because all they think about is sex so they do it better than quarterbacks

this pink ****

I love how every other poast iit is an invitation to some sexy subtle abuse.

Don't quote me on that though.

hatersgonnahate.gif

Dont even know what LDO means and i dont want to , totally agree with DUCY i'ld knock myself out if i ever used that lame geeky ****e.

bing blang blow is the most overrated thing i've ever seen on 2+2. The guy who started it spun it off into a web site so i wouldnt doubt him and a few gimmiks help keep it going.













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Line check makes me really mad.

DUCY and it's not even close.

"flatted"
"snapcall"
"randoms"

"A bunch of randoms showed up to rail me so I flatted his 3-bet then let him bluff on the river and I snapcalled."

Everything in this thread is super annoying.