Mikki Mase - Page 26 - Poker News - News, Views and Gossip

I dunno this dude, but I'm pretty fly,
when they kicked me off the bus i said "my oh my"
haters sayin that he's fake, he said the numbers don't lie,
when they wanna see the proof, he's like "Felicia goodbye"

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01-24-2022 , 05:54 AM

#627

RA!Z0R RAM0N

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Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 290

vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

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01-24-2022 , 11:50 AM

#628

BobbyPeru

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Join Date: Aug 2019 Posts: 2,445

Ba ba ba back by popular demand, I post on Instagram, my fans extend me lines of credit on demand
Catch me if you can I'm the gingerbread man
I even got Spencer eating out my hand

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01-24-2022 , 02:46 PM

#629

RareBearMemeShaman

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I'm King Leonidas.
Rule over 300 Pharmas across every state.
Advantage playing baccarat.
Every card wins big money stacks on a natural 8.

I was the youngest hustler on Wall Street,
like my grandfather taught me,
confidence scams,
how to make big casino clams,
grew my trio into a think tank,
bought them out, and made bigger bank,
might **** around n sell my game plans,
because the MGM gave me a mother****ing life ban.

Ladies keep DMin' me,
Bluffed Garrett Adelstein,
Finnessed S Cordelia, see,
No pills or ecstasy,
Adam 22 just presented me,
to new marks texting me

"Gamble" on 883 - 815 - 0016
cause I get baseball players & rappers stackin' lotsa chips.

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01-24-2022 , 04:49 PM

#630

WTF Bro

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Join Date: Dec 2021 Posts: 21

Would love to see the man himself post in this thread...I mean hes gotta be at least reading it.

Come on freakshow, get ur midget ass in here and serve up some fire

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01-24-2022 , 05:22 PM

#631

Dreamer

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Originally Posted by WTF Bro

Would love to see the man himself post in this thread...I mean hes gotta be at least reading it.

Come on freakshow, get ur midget ass in here and serve up some fire

Too busy banging 10's

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01-24-2022 , 06:04 PM

#632

Mr Spyutastic

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Originally Posted by WTF Bro

Would love to see the man himself post in this thread...I mean hes gotta be at least reading it.

Come on freakshow, get ur midget ass in here and serve up some fire

I thought he was. Isn't that who lwlee is?

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01-24-2022 , 07:11 PM

#633

RareBearMemeShaman

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

I thought he was. Isn't that who lwlee is?

lwlee will be whoever you want him to be.... but only if you text "Gamble" on 883 - 815 - 0016

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01-24-2022 , 09:21 PM

#634

lwlee

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Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 884

Geez, having checked this forum in a while, this thread has gotten to point where it's a bunch of cringeworthy lyrics. People gotta get out more.

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01-24-2022 , 10:09 PM

#635

Same_again

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Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 1,676

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Originally Posted by lwlee

Geez, having checked this forum in a while, this thread has gotten to point where it's a bunch of cringeworthy lyrics. People gotta get out more.

This is probably the most correct you've been in this thread tbf!

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01-25-2022 , 12:09 AM

#636

BSumner

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Join Date: Mar 2019 Posts: 664

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Originally Posted by Dreamer

Too busy banging 10's

Now this, this is funny.
This made me laugh until my sides hurt.

The only time Mikki gets near a 10 is when he "accidentally" bumps into 5 2's in a back alley

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01-25-2022 , 01:49 PM

#637

yoyada

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Join Date: Aug 2021 Posts: 123

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Originally Posted by Same_again

This is probably the most correct you've been in this thread tbf!

Yeah Momma's Basements need airing out ffs.

I expected to see some action in this thread after watching Roobet poker vid.

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01-25-2022 , 02:19 PM

#638

cc408

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Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 28

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Originally Posted by BSumner

Now this, this is funny.
This made me laugh until my sides hurt.

The only time Mikki gets near a 10 is when he "accidentally" bumps into 5 2's in a back alley

No man, the assistant handling it all and sitting in the room waiting do all the heavy lifting. Mikki has the easy part. the system is so efficient he doesn't do any foreplay

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01-26-2022 , 01:00 AM

#639

Jackal52

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 82

Here is a good analogy for Comic Book Fans.

Bruce Wayne is to Batman as Michael David Meiterman of LA is to Mikki Mase.

I thought I would throw the thread a bone.

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01-26-2022 , 08:04 AM

#640

Slugant

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thread saved

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01-26-2022 , 11:01 AM

#641

Starks Pizzeria

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Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 678

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Originally Posted by lwlee

Geez, having checked this forum in a while, this thread has gotten to point where it's a bunch of cringeworthy lyrics. People gotta get out more.

Hey Mikki

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01-26-2022 , 11:36 AM

#642

BobbyPeru

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They lovin the steez, baccarat pimp

L W Lee, beta cuck simp

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01-26-2022 , 11:59 AM

#643

Mr Spyutastic

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lwlee and mikki both have 5 letters with two consonants and two vowels.

w is m upside down.

coincidence?

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01-26-2022 , 12:28 PM

#644

rickroll

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Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 23,026

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Originally Posted by Jackal52

Here is a good analogy for Comic Book Fans.

Bruce Wayne is to Batman as Michael David Meiterman of LA is to Mikki Mase.

I thought I would throw the thread a bone.

so micky has a spandex kink?

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01-26-2022 , 02:05 PM

#645

desire

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 278

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

lwlee and mikki both have 5 letters with two consonants and two vowels.

w is m upside down.

coincidence?

Yea because he's so smarter than the rest of the universe, he figured we'd never get it. Zodiac killer he ain't.

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01-27-2022 , 10:03 AM

#646

Starks Pizzeria

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^^^less haiku... more rap

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01-27-2022 , 11:13 AM

#647

Gzesh

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Originally Posted by Starks Pizzeria

^^^less haiku... more rap

maybe some limericks ?

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01-28-2022 , 01:14 AM

#648

Starks Pizzeria

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Ughh idk

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01-28-2022 , 03:00 AM

#649

thethethe

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There once was a midget called Mikki
Who loved hookers and enjoyed a quickie
When his scam was found out
He lost all his clout
And the ladies suddenly became much more picky

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01-28-2022 , 03:24 AM

#650

Same_again

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Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 1,676

Quote:

Originally Posted by thethethe

There once was a midget called Mikki
Who loved hookers and enjoyed a quickie
When his scam was found out
He lost all his clout
And the ladies suddenly became much more picky

Haha that is a good one

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