Man attempts to bet weed at casino, fails - Poker News

I was visiting a friends casino in Fresno Cali and he told me this crazy story where this guy comes in and attempts to bet weed on the table like it's no big deal.

A couple days later it turns up on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s31YQAJN7ac

Now if only we could link this guy up with the 7 year old gangster for the most epic youtube video ever.

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07-25-2008 , 07:15 AM

MrGatoraid

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i raise him all in

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07-25-2008 , 07:15 AM

trambopoline

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Come on guys he was pot committed

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07-25-2008 , 07:20 AM

MrGatoraid

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wtf is 5 card bud?

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07-25-2008 , 07:22 AM

MinusEV

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[obvious and obligatory pot-comment] He was looking for the pot limit omaha tables obv.[/obvious and obligatory pot-comment]

Best part was he thought it was ok because he had a Cannabis club card he got on the Internet.

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07-25-2008 , 07:26 AM

NoLimitLeagues

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lmao, what a moron.

one time i was sitting at a poker table with about 6 players, one of the guys (in seat #3) ducked his head below the table and hit a pinchy of some of the stinkiest weed ever. i was the only one at the table who noticed him go down. when he popped back up he tried to hold his breath for a while, but almost instantly everyone smelled it and started commenting. pretty soon security came down and kicked him out. they didnt call the cops and they didnt search him. some people are so dumb.

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07-25-2008 , 07:27 AM

sparky3474

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Well we know he must have smoked some it

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07-25-2008 , 07:27 AM

TheCanoe

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I can't come up with a funny enough HIGH/lo joke.

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07-25-2008 , 07:29 AM

Paatze

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"I bet pot!"

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07-25-2008 , 07:37 AM

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dankhank

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nice level dude

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07-25-2008 , 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by trambopoline

Come on guys he was pot committed

vnh lol

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07-25-2008 , 07:41 AM

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what is 5 card bud? or butt?

is it a pun on 5 card stud - thats so ******ed haha

Last edited by BurningSquirrel; 07-25-2008 at 08:06 AM.

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07-25-2008 , 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BurningSquirrel

what is 5 card bud? or butt?

is it a pun on 5 card stud - thats so ******ed haha

ugh all of a sudden the moran in the clip doesnt sound so dumb.

Anyways I think its even more awesome that he thought he bet to much and took back the bet and bet less weed.

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07-25-2008 , 08:25 AM

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i like how they said he had a "substancial" amount of marijuana on him when he had less than an ounce.

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07-25-2008 , 08:30 AM

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i love his response to the cop asking him what he was thinking:

'why don't you close the door'

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07-25-2008 , 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Lurker.

i like how they said he had a "substancial" amount of marijuana on him when he had less than an ounce.

typical journalistic sensationalism

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07-25-2008 , 08:33 AM

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allurit

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INTENT TO DISTRIBUTE IMO

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07-25-2008 , 08:41 AM

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dankhank

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they said he had more than an ounce dudes

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07-25-2008 , 08:44 AM

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dank stax

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would be sicker if dealer nonchalantly paid him out an O

and wtf did he think would happen? LOL

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07-25-2008 , 08:49 AM

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Come on guys he was pot committed

rofl.

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07-25-2008 , 09:06 AM

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This is so awesome

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07-25-2008 , 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by NoLimitLeagues

i love pot, playing poker high etc etc, but these people are such ****in idiots lol... no sympathy

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07-25-2008 , 09:36 AM

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Hueeey

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Originally Posted by trambopoline

Come on guys he was pot committed

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH POT COMMITTED HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
you're a genius kid.

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07-25-2008 , 09:47 AM

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this is probably completely standard at his homegame and he was probably somewhat confused by marijuana's current legal status in california and the various overlapping jurisdictions of state and federal government