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11-18-2008 , 02:44 AM
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Some people had been criticizing me for making alot of one or two word posts lately. I explained that it was because my parrot ate my keyboard. On the pokercast today, I was cross examined about this comment. So I now realize I must show the evidence.

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11-18-2008 , 02:46 AM
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lol, that is so cute David.
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11-18-2008 , 02:47 AM
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hahahahahaha, thats pretty ridiculous. I bet you won't let your parrot roam free when you are not around anymore
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11-18-2008 , 02:49 AM
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david sklansky is a parrot?
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11-18-2008 , 02:54 AM
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lol in before 10+ pages.
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11-18-2008 , 02:55 AM
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Buy a new laptop nit
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11-18-2008 , 02:57 AM
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and that's probably the parrot's genes all over the keyboard too.

I feel a ban a coming
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11-18-2008 , 03:01 AM
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way to stop him before he ate THE WHOLE ****ING LAPTOP David...
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11-18-2008 , 03:05 AM
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lol birdmanaments
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11-18-2008 , 03:08 AM
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**** is dirty as hell
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11-18-2008 , 03:10 AM
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i like the reflection in the screen.
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11-18-2008 , 03:32 AM
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lol compaqaments
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11-18-2008 , 03:47 AM
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did it also eat your Nobel prize in mathematics?
Last edited by Beatngreet415; 11-18-2008 at 03:47 AM. Reason: am I banned yet
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Do fish get thirsty? Take the dumb test now.
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11-18-2008 , 03:57 AM
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i have that computer
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11-18-2008 , 04:05 AM
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all the 2+2 books I bought and you can't afford a parrot cage
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11-18-2008 , 04:06 AM
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thanks for the news
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11-18-2008 , 04:18 AM
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FYP

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Originally Posted by David Sklansky
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Translation: A parrot ate my keyboard
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11-18-2008 , 04:21 AM
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lolololool
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11-18-2008 , 04:28 AM
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david, you are truly a gentleman and a scholar

sincerely and with much love,


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11-18-2008 , 04:29 AM
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Get that dirty thing off your ****
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11-18-2008 , 04:29 AM
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me: oh god
me: hes out of his cage
me: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...idence-346137/
me: omg
me: i want u to kno
me: i hadnt clicked yet
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11-18-2008 , 04:49 AM
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Bad parrot! Can he talk?
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11-18-2008 , 05:11 AM
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I don't think the parrot did it, it looks innocent. I think it is more likely that a freak gust of wind (or mini tornado?) simultaneously blew the keys off and the bird towards the scene of devastation.

Anyway if it did in fact eat the keys it might not have done it deliberately, maybe it was just foraging for crumbs and the keyboard proved overly delicate.
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