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Jungleman getting destroyed by unknown Swede (isildur's new ft account?) on 4 tables of PLO Jungleman getting destroyed by unknown Swede (isildur's new ft account?) on 4 tables of PLO

02-11-2011 , 11:54 AM
Way before this match, I noticed jungleman is tiltable.
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02-11-2011 , 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ViktorBlom
Hi,

It's not me that guy, I only play on Poker Stars and i get every game I want there.
not even a little nostalgic about the ftp days...?

Spoiler:
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02-11-2011 , 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by ArcadianSky
How did the "best hand win"? You clearly show the simulator putting Jungleman ahead, yet he lost both RIT.
This is a bit of a shame, because the overall point is still solid, which was that while not a definitive bad beat, fading all the outs on the turn and then losing both in RIT for 1200 bb's is pretty rough, even when ahead/yet a 3:2 dog preflop.
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02-11-2011 , 12:06 PM
so there is a new isildur then, sweet.
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02-11-2011 , 12:08 PM
After analysing his play, it's pretty clear that this guy shares a substantial amount of genetic material with Isildur1. Such aggression levels cannot be maintained for such long periods without the presence of certain chromosomal patterns generating hormonal levels that heretofore have only been found in a small group of Swedish males. The possibility the players genes also contain a small amount of Finnish accelerators cannot be ruled out through this analysis, though clearly his play establishes it is not tainted by any British inhibitors.

In layman's terms, Victor Blom's father has a lot of explaining to do...
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02-11-2011 , 12:16 PM
Just when the thread was losing some steam a surprise post by the man himself bumps it up to epic levels

FWIW im happy that viktor is not Lindqvro, because as mentioned that means there is now a new super aggressive high stakes player on the scene, and the possibility of a isildur1 vs new crazy swed now exists, that is if Lind ever plays another hand.
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02-11-2011 , 12:35 PM
The plan was:

1) Location: Sweden. If it was really Isildur1, wouldn't he change his location to something else?

2) Playing Jungleman at 25/50. Why would Isildur1 do this? He can do the same on pokerstars.

So, he starts out this way so people doubt it's him. So, he can do what's been put in his DNA, to meet his destiny:
Spoiler:


He can't help himself
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02-11-2011 , 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by bobross88
Is Sweden a country or a person? Seems some ppl are really stupid.
neither, it's a house in a country called Europe. you never heard of Europe, dummy? it's pretty big, almost as big as New York, the state, not the country.

Victor and his brother live there together. if you play anyone aggressive from "Sweden" its either the blom brothers or a drunken stripper they are letting play on one of their accounts out of boredom.

and if you play someone from "Sweden" and they are strangely passive, well the blom brothers rent out a room to a wierd foreign exchange student who is very timid, so it's probably him.
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02-11-2011 , 01:08 PM
obv ISILDUR1 is involved in this.
sweden is a rel. small country, maybe its his friend, isi played on his account, sharing action, giving tips or whatever. isi had a good day for sure!
if you move for taxreasons at 20 years old, well I go back to my family and friends as much as I can. obv isi maintime is in sweden, he is just registered in london.
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02-11-2011 , 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by slevin90
This!

Stop the ******** now people.

Honestly, what would you expect him to say?


"Yeah, it's me! I'm breaking my PokerStars contract!"

Of course he is gonna deny it!
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02-11-2011 , 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by fattony7891
In the world of an NVGtard, if you are aggro and from sweden you are Victor Blom.
Yep.
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02-11-2011 , 02:13 PM
FACTS:

[X] Lindqvro = Sebastian Bloom's FT account
[X] Past history shows Lindqvro (Seb) never playing PLO that high
[X] Lindqvro has a brother named Viktor Bloom who plays PLO this high and higher

What are the odds of Lindqvro who doesn't have the skill or experience, to just crush a great player like Jungleman?

Hmm probably about "tree fiddy" to 1?
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02-11-2011 , 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Tommy_Ho
FACTS:

[X] Lindqvro = Sebastian Bloom's FT account
[X] Past history shows Lindqvro (Seb) never playing PLO that high
[X] Lindqvro has a brother named Viktor Bloom who plays PLO this high and higher

What are the odds of Lindqvro who doesn't have the skill or experience, to just crush a great player like Jungleman?

Hmm probably about "tree fiddy" to 1?
and your facts are based on.............?
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02-11-2011 , 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Pokarswinner
Viktor Blom has a friend named Robin Lindqvist.
Yes!!

Last edited by LiveLaughLove; 02-11-2011 at 02:30 PM.
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02-11-2011 , 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Tommy_Ho
FACTS:

[X] Lindqvro = Sebastian Bloom's FT account
[X] Past history shows Lindqvro (Seb) never playing PLO that high
[X] Lindqvro has a brother named Viktor Bloom who plays PLO this high and higher

What are the odds of Lindqvro who doesn't have the skill or experience, to just crush a great player like Jungleman?

Hmm probably about "tree fiddy" to 1?


Viktor Bloom ITT
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02-11-2011 , 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Tommy_Ho
[X] Lindqvro = Sebastian Bloom's FT account
This is not a fact at all. As has already been said, Sebastian Blom's full tilt name is tkorampage1.
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02-11-2011 , 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Tommy_Ho
FACTS:

[X] Lindqvro = Sebastian Bloom's FT account
[X] Past history shows Lindqvro (Seb) never playing PLO that high
[X] Lindqvro has a brother named Viktor Bloom who plays PLO this high and higher

What are the odds of Lindqvro who doesn't have the skill or experience, to just crush a great player like Jungleman?

Hmm probably about "tree fiddy" to 1?
The fail-per-word ratio in this post is so dense that it could end up creating a black hole.
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02-11-2011 , 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Rushmore
This is a bit of a shame, because the overall point is still solid, which was that while not a definitive bad beat, fading all the outs on the turn and then losing both in RIT for 1200 bb's is pretty rough, even when ahead/yet a 3:2 dog preflop.
Obv. sucks big time when happening to you that deep. But the money went in with the odds of him loosing both times >1/3 and without being a super sick setup. Just a standard spot with really deep stacks. Tilting? Def. But nowhere near a bad beat.
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02-11-2011 , 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ViktorBlom
Hi,

It's not me that guy, I only play on Poker Stars and i get every game I want there.
woah, i finally posted in the same thread as isildur! dreams really do come true...

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02-11-2011 , 03:46 PM
Well the screenname says Viktor Blom so I guess it must be him. Hi Viktor.
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02-11-2011 , 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by timeforheroes
Well the screenname says Viktor Blom so I guess it must be him. Hi Viktor.
Undertitle confirms.
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02-11-2011 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Gazillion
Undertitle confirms.
Point taken.
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02-11-2011 , 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Digby
Intersting that Lindqvro translated into Swedish is rudlisi

rudlisi spelt backwards is isildur
so ****ing funny
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02-11-2011 , 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by DesertCat
After analysing his play, it's pretty clear that this guy shares a substantial amount of genetic material with Isildur1. Such aggression levels cannot be maintained for such long periods without the presence of certain chromosomal patterns generating hormonal levels that heretofore have only been found in a small group of Swedish males. The possibility the players genes also contain a small amount of Finnish accelerators cannot be ruled out through this analysis, though clearly his play establishes it is not tainted by any British inhibitors.

In layman's terms, Victor Blom's father has a lot of explaining to do...

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Originally Posted by bobross88
Is Sweden a country or a person? Seems some ppl are really stupid.
neither, it's a house in a country called Europe. you never heard of Europe, dummy? it's pretty big, almost as big as New York, the state, not the country.

Victor and his brother live there together. if you play anyone aggressive from "Sweden" its either the blom brothers or a drunken stripper they are letting play on one of their accounts out of boredom.

and if you play someone from "Sweden" and they are strangely passive, well the blom brothers rent out a room to a wierd foreign exchange student who is very timid, so it's probably him.

you are my favorite poster ITT

besides the one and only isildur1 obv
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02-11-2011 , 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by ViktorBlom
Hi,

It's not me that guy, I only play on Poker Stars and i get every game I want there.
Oh yea? He played EXACTLY like you. Think were dumb or somn?
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