Just that. He was bumhunting so hard he became atrocious at poker (at least hu).

http://www.highstakesdb.com/profiles...s/0Human0.aspx

HSDB graph actually suggests that he went on major downswing playing PLO. in nl, he is breakeven for this year

Full Tilt Poker, Holdem NL - $0/$600 - 6 players
HSDB Parser v0.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #1305642

MalACEsia (UTG): $64933.25 (108 bb)
MALTARDS (MP): $118082 (197 bb)
AdvancedFear (CO): $71127.5 (119 bb)
Feniks7: $24223 (40 bb)
Denoking: $69594 (116 bb)
John R Turk (BB): $38338 (64 bb)
#SEAT_7_TAG_OPEN# (BU/SB): $0 (#SEAT_7_BB# bb)#SEAT_7_TAG_CLOSE#

Pre Flop: ($600)
1 fold, AdvancedFear (CO) raises to $1800, 1 fold, Denoking calls $1800, 1 fold

Flop: ($4200) Q A 6 (3 players)
AdvancedFear (CO) bets $2940, Denoking calls $2940

Turn: ($10080) 5 (3 players)
AdvancedFear (CO) bets $7800, Denoking calls $7800

River: ($25680) K (3 players)
AdvancedFear (CO) bets $18600, Denoking bets $57054 (all in), 1 fold

Total pot: $62880 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:

MalACEsia (UTG) mucks
Denoking mucks
Denoking wins $62877

Full Tilt Poker, Holdem NL - $300/$600 - 6 players
HSDB Parser v0.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #1305649

MalACEsia (UTG): $71830.25 (120 bb)
John R Turk (MP): $41935 (70 bb)
MALTARDS (CO): $111182 (185 bb)
AdvancedFear (BU): $63897 (106 bb)
Feniks7 (SB): $18820 (31 bb)
Denoking (BB): $98631 (164 bb)

Pre Flop: ($900)
1 fold, John R Turk (MP) raises to $1500, 3 folds, Denoking (BB) raises to $5100, John R Turk (MP) raises to $11700, Denoking (BB) raises to $98631 (all in), John R Turk (MP) calls $31735 (all in)

First Flop: ($85670) J T T (2 players, 2 all-in)

First Turn: ($85670) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

First River: ($85670) A (2 players, 2 all-in)

Second Flop: ($85670) 7 8 A (2 players, 2 all-in)

Second Turn: ($85670) 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Second River: ($85670) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $85670 (Rake: $3)

First Showdown:

First Board: J T T 8 A

John R Turk (MP) shows Q Q
(Equity - pre: 50%, flop: 52%, turn: 50%, river: 50%)

Denoking (BB) shows Q Q
(Equity - pre: 50%, flop: 48%, turn: 50%, river: 50%)

Second Showdown:

Second Board: 7 8 A 9 2

John R Turk (MP) shows Q Q
(Equity - pre: 50%, flop: 48%, turn: 40%, river: 50%)

Denoking (BB) shows Q Q
(Equity - pre: 50%, flop: 52%, turn: 60%, river: 50%)

John R Turk (MP) wins $42083.5
Denoking (BB) wins $42083.5

Full Tilt Poker, Holdem NL - $300/$600 - 6 players
HSDB Parser v0.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #1305658

tyme2gamb0l111 (UTG): $59700 (100 bb)
proudlikeagoat (MP): $60000 (100 bb)
MalACEsia (CO): $87752 (146 bb)
MALTARDS (BU): $75097 (125 bb)
luvtheWNBA (SB): $60300 (101 bb)
AdvancedFear (BB): $80577 (134 bb)

Pre Flop: ($900)
3 folds, MALTARDS (BU) raises to $1200, luvtheWNBA (SB) raises to $4800, 1 fold, MALTARDS (BU) calls $3600

Flop: ($10200) 2 5 3 (2 players)
luvtheWNBA (SB) bets $6600, MALTARDS (BU) calls $6600

Turn: ($23400) K (2 players)
luvtheWNBA (SB) bets $15000, MALTARDS (BU) calls $15000

River: ($53400) 8 (2 players)
luvtheWNBA (SB) bets $33900 (all in), MALTARDS (BU) calls $33900

Total pot: $121200 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:

luvtheWNBA (SB) shows J J
MALTARDS (BU) mucks
luvtheWNBA (SB) wins $121197

Proudlikeagoat = muha84 most likely, maltards just called him muha.

Full Tilt Poker, Holdem NL - $300/$600 - 6 players
HSDB Parser v0.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #1305671

MalACEsia (UTG): $108749 (181 bb)
MALTARDS (MP): $60900 (102 bb)
luvtheWNBA (CO): $118926 (198 bb)
AdvancedFear (BU): $71145 (119 bb)
tyme2gamb0l111 (SB): $60597 (101 bb)
proudlikeagoat (BB): $60600 (101 bb)

Pre Flop: ($900)
1 fold, MALTARDS (MP) raises to $1800, 1 fold, AdvancedFear (BU) calls $1800, 1 fold, proudlikeagoat (BB) raises to $7800, MALTARDS (MP) raises to $15900, 1 fold, proudlikeagoat (BB) raises to $60600 (all in), MALTARDS (MP) calls $44700

First Flop: ($123300) 9 8 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

First Turn: ($123300) T (2 players, 1 all-in)

First River: ($123300) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Second Flop: ($123300) 3 2 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Second Turn: ($123300) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Second River: ($123300) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $123300 (Rake: $3)

First Showdown:

First Board: 9 8 4 T 8

MALTARDS (MP) shows Q Q
(Equity - pre: 18%, flop: 14%, turn: 14%, river: 0%)

proudlikeagoat (BB) shows A A
(Equity - pre: 82%, flop: 86%, turn: 86%, river: 100%)

Second Showdown:

Second Board: 3 2 2 A 7

MALTARDS (MP) shows Q Q
(Equity - pre: 18%, flop: 8%, turn: 0%, river: 0%)

proudlikeagoat (BB) shows A A
(Equity - pre: 82%, flop: 92%, turn: 100%, river: 100%)

proudlikeagoat (BB) wins $123297

Thank you to MalACEsia for being the catalyst for this nosebleeds NLHE ring-game action. Very fun to rail.

Lol @ amount of players out of malta. How come that the nosebleeds NLHE guys moved to malta and others to Canada?

Full Tilt Poker, Holdem NL - $300/$600 - 6 players
HSDB Parser v0.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #1305675

John R Turk (UTG): $89956.5 (150 bb)
MALTARDS (MP): $106415 (177 bb)
AdvancedFear (CO): $60000 (100 bb)
Feniks7 (BU): $21318 (36 bb)
Denoking (SB): $106204.5 (177 bb)
MalACEsia (BB): $64268.25 (107 bb)

Pre Flop: ($900)
John R Turk (UTG) raises to $1800, 2 folds, Feniks7 (BU) calls $1800, 2 folds

Flop: ($4500) 8 7 4 (2 players)
John R Turk (UTG) checks, Feniks7 (BU) bets $2400, John R Turk (UTG) calls $2400

Turn: ($9300) 8 (2 players)
John R Turk (UTG) bets $3255, Feniks7 (BU) calls $3255

River: ($15810) 9 (2 players)
John R Turk (UTG) bets $82501.5 (all in), Feniks7 (BU) calls $13863 (all in)

Total pot: $43536 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:

John R Turk (UTG) shows 8 9
Feniks7 (BU) mucks
John R Turk (UTG) wins $43533

Full Tilt Poker, Holdem NL - $300/$600 - 6 players
HSDB Parser v0.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #1305678

Denoking (UTG): $105904.5 (177 bb)
MalACEsia (MP): $64268.25 (107 bb)
John R Turk (CO): $113071.5 (188 bb)
MALTARDS (BU): $105515 (176 bb)
AdvancedFear (SB): $60000 (100 bb)
Feniks7 (BB): $21000 (35 bb)

Pre Flop: ($900)
1 fold, MalACEsia (MP) raises to $1500, 1 fold, MALTARDS (BU) raises to $4800, 2 folds, MalACEsia (MP) raises to $64268.25 (all in), MALTARDS (BU) calls $59468.25

Flop: ($129436.5) 3 A 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($129436.5) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($129436.5) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $129436.5 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:

MalACEsia (MP) shows A 9
(Equity - pre: 31%, flop: 86%, turn: 95%, river: 100%)

MALTARDS (BU) shows T T
(Equity - pre: 69%, flop: 14%, turn: 5%, river: 0%)

MalACEsia (MP) wins $129433.5

Full Tilt Poker, Holdem NL - $300/$600 - 6 players
HSDB Parser v0.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #1305680

MalACEsia (UTG): $129433.5 (216 bb)
John R Turk (MP): $113071.5 (188 bb)
MALTARDS (CO): $41246.75 (69 bb)
AdvancedFear (BU): $60000 (100 bb)
Feniks7 (SB): $20400 (34 bb)
Denoking (BB): $105904.5 (177 bb)

Pre Flop: ($900)
MalACEsia (UTG) raises to $1800, John R Turk (MP) calls $1800, MALTARDS (CO) calls $1800, 2 folds, Denoking (BB) calls $1200

Flop: ($7500) 6 7 K (4 players)
Denoking (BB) checks, MalACEsia (UTG) bets $5250, 1 fold, MALTARDS (CO) calls $5250, Denoking (BB) calls $5250

Turn: ($23250) J (3 players)
Denoking (BB) checks, MalACEsia (UTG) checks, MALTARDS (CO) checks

River: ($23250) Q (3 players)
Denoking (BB) checks, MalACEsia (UTG) checks, MALTARDS (CO) bets $16275, Denoking (BB) calls $16275, 1 fold

Total pot: $55800 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:

MALTARDS (CO) shows 9 8
(Equity - pre: 40%, flop: 37%, turn: 18%, river: 0%)

Denoking (BB) shows Q K
(Equity - pre: 60%, flop: 63%, turn: 82%, river: 100%)

Denoking (BB) wins $55797

Full Tilt Poker, Holdem NL - $300/$600 - 6 players
HSDB Parser v0.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #1305681

IReadYrSoul (BU): $60000 (100 bb)
trex313 (MP): $60000 (100 bb)
samrostan (CO): $24000 (40 bb)
Trueteller: $21600 (36 bb)
Denoking (SB): $29400 (49 bb)
MalACEsia (BB): $60000 (100 bb)

Pre Flop: ($900)
samrostan (CO) raises to $1800, Trueteller raises to $5100, 2 folds, samrostan (CO) raises to $24000 (all in), Trueteller calls $16500 (all in)

First Flop: ($44100) 4 A 8 (4 players, 2 all-in)

First Turn: ($44100) J (4 players, 2 all-in)

First River: ($44100) Q (4 players, 2 all-in)

Second Flop: ($44100) 6 3 T (4 players, 2 all-in)

Second Turn: ($44100) 3 (4 players, 2 all-in)

Second River: ($44100) J (4 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $44100 (Rake: $2)

First Showdown:

First Board: 4 A 8 J Q

Trueteller shows K A
(Equity - pre: 70%, flop: 94%, turn: 91%, river: 100%)

samrostan (CO) shows K Q
(Equity - pre: 30%, flop: 6%, turn: 9%, river: 0%)

Second Showdown:

Second Board: 6 3 T 3 J

Trueteller shows K A
(Equity - pre: 70%, flop: 86%, turn: 93%, river: 100%)

samrostan (CO) shows K Q
(Equity - pre: 30%, flop: 14%, turn: 7%, river: 0%)

IReadYrSoul (BU) mucks
trex313 (MP) mucks
Trueteller wins $44098

Full Tilt Poker, Holdem NL - $300/$600 - $100 - 6 players
HSDB Parser v0.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #1305683

John R Turk (UTG): $110071.5 (183 bb)
MALTARDS (MP): $28011.9 (47 bb)
AdvancedFear (CO): $68091 (113 bb)
Feniks7 (BU): $22197 (37 bb)
Denoking (SB): $132376.5 (221 bb)
MalACEsia (BB): $121483.5 (202 bb)

Pre Flop: ($1500)
3 folds, Feniks7 (BU) raises to $1200, 1 fold, MalACEsia (BB) calls $600

Flop: ($3300) 9 4 7 (2 players)
MalACEsia (BB) bets $1890, Feniks7 (BU) raises to $4800, MalACEsia (BB) raises to $119683.5 (all in), Feniks7 (BU) calls $16197 (all in)

Turn: ($44694) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($44694) 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $44694 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:

MalACEsia (BB) shows 9 A
(Equity - pre: 67%, flop: 19%, turn: 14%, river: 0%)

Feniks7 (BU) shows 9 7
(Equity - pre: 33%, flop: 81%, turn: 86%, river: 100%)

Feniks7 (BU) wins $44691

This situation is hilarious. Full tables with everyone sitting out except trueteller. Evryone arguing about how the others are just bumhunting and it's not fair.

Relevant chat:

IReadYrSoul: fine to start tables but this is ridic, i will just play you HU on 4 tables and then miss the game anyway
Trueteller: agreed
Trueteller: im ok starting games deep sometimes as well
Trueteller: we need stars lobby rule here imo
HelicopterBen82: if will sitting not more than 2 players i will leave
CaII_911: tell all this rules to denoking
Trueteller: well, denoking starts action sometimes if this is somewhat relevant
Trueteller: same as Kanu, Ike and sometimes me
CaII_911: u want to be chat hero?
Trueteller: YES
Trueteller: ^)
John R Turk: unless ppl follow stars rules, we all know whats gonna happen
CaII_911: yes, but all this happen cuz samrostna, deno and trex start sitting out
luvtheWNBA: well look at thierry, we do have a game going
luvtheWNBA: we should either play or close these tables
CaII_911: k lets try

I want the SN proudlikeagoat so bad

400/800/ante deep is up and running with malacesia buying in for 200k. This gonna be good. Inb4 $500k pot

edit: And he just posted UTG. awesome

The chat continued on another table when Trueteller, Kanu and Ike who had been trying to start a game realized that 400/800 got going without them:

IReadYrSoul: ffs
IReadYrSoul: the people who get in the game are the people not distracted by actually trying to start games
IReadYrSoul: system is so messed up
Trueteller: +1
luvtheWNBA: yup super tilted
Trueteller: Samrostan, can you ask mal to change 4/8 table to another to make this world little more fair ?
luvtheWNBA: TIIIILT

Full Tilt Poker, Holdem NL - $300/$600 - 6 players
HSDB Parser v0.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #1305688

MalACEsia (UTG): $60900 (102 bb)
trex313 (MP): $51997 (87 bb)
samrostan (CO): $66594 (111 bb)
Trueteller (BU): $47095 (78 bb)
IReadYrSoul (SB): $60000 (100 bb)
Denoking (BB): $64397 (107 bb)

Pre Flop: ($900)
MalACEsia (UTG) raises to $1800, 4 folds, Denoking (BB) calls $1200

Flop: ($3900) 4 J Q (2 players)
Denoking (BB) checks, MalACEsia (UTG) checks

Turn: ($3900) K (2 players)
Denoking (BB) checks, MalACEsia (UTG) bets $2730, Denoking (BB) raises to $11154, MalACEsia (UTG) calls $8424

River: ($26208) 2 (2 players)
Denoking (BB) bets $20966.4, MalACEsia (UTG) calls $20966.4

Total pot: $68140.8 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:

Denoking (BB) shows 9 T
MalACEsia (UTG) mucks
Denoking (BB) wins $68137.8

Full Tilt Poker, Holdem NL - $300/$600 - 4 players
HSDB Parser v0.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #1305690

samrostan (UTG): $48846 (81 bb)
IReadYrSoul (BU): $64196.5 (107 bb)
luvtheWNBA (SB): $70549 (118 bb)
Trueteller (BB): $23828 (40 bb)

Pre Flop: ($900)
2 folds, luvtheWNBA (SB) raises to $1600, Trueteller (BB) calls $1000

Flop: ($3200) 2 A 7 (2 players)
luvtheWNBA (SB) bets $1800, Trueteller (BB) calls $1800

Turn: ($6800) K (2 players)
luvtheWNBA (SB) bets $5100, Trueteller (BB) calls $5100

River: ($17000) J (2 players)
luvtheWNBA (SB) bets $62049 (all in), Trueteller (BB) calls $15328 (all in)

Total pot: $47656 (Rake: $2)

Showdown:

luvtheWNBA (SB) shows 4 5
(Equity - pre: 36%, flop: 32%, turn: 9%, river: 0%)

Trueteller (BB) shows J K
(Equity - pre: 64%, flop: 68%, turn: 91%, river: 100%)

Trueteller (BB) wins $47654

Full Tilt Poker, Holdem NL - $400/$800 - 6 players
HSDB Parser v0.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #1305694

HelicopterBen82 (UTG): $110147 (138 bb)
trex313 (MP): $126397 (158 bb)
samrostan (CO): $130127 (163 bb)
MalACEsia (BU): $190770 (238 bb)
CaII_911 (SB): $116950 (146 bb)
Denoking (BB): $140599 (176 bb)

Pre Flop: ($1200)
2 folds, samrostan (CO) raises to $2400, 2 folds, Denoking (BB) raises to $8000, samrostan (CO) raises to $20000, Denoking (BB) raises to $140599 (all in), 1 fold

Total pot: $38150 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:

Denoking (BB) mucks
Denoking (BB) wins $36500

Full Tilt Poker, Holdem NL - $300/$600 - 6 players
HSDB Parser v0.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #1305696

MalACEsia (UTG): $79497 (132 bb)
trex313 (MP): $53314 (89 bb)
samrostan (CO): $68091 (113 bb)
Trueteller (BU): $21000 (35 bb)
IReadYrSoul (SB): $60000 (100 bb)
Denoking (BB): $162088.39 (270 bb)

Pre Flop: ($900)
2 folds, samrostan (CO) raises to $1800, Trueteller (BU) raises to $5100, 2 folds, samrostan (CO) raises to $68091 (all in), Trueteller (BU) calls $15900 (all in)

First Flop: ($42900) J 4 A (2 players, 2 all-in)

First Turn: ($42900) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

First River: ($42900) 7 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Second Flop: ($42900) J T Q (2 players, 2 all-in)

Second Turn: ($42900) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Second River: ($42900) A (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $42900 (Rake: $3)

First Showdown:

First Board: J 4 A 6 7

Trueteller (BU) shows 9 9
(Equity - pre: 82%, flop: 96%, turn: 98%, river: 100%)

samrostan (CO) shows 8 8
(Equity - pre: 18%, flop: 4%, turn: 2%, river: 0%)

Second Showdown:

Second Board: J T Q 6 A

Trueteller (BU) shows 9 9
(Equity - pre: 82%, flop: 90%, turn: 95%, river: 100%)

samrostan (CO) shows 8 8
(Equity - pre: 18%, flop: 10%, turn: 5%, river: 0%)

Trueteller (BU) wins $42897

I wonder how much Malace is over allin EV in those games. Seems like he wins every all in pre.

Full Tilt Poker, Holdem NL - $300/$600 - 6 players
HSDB Parser v0.7 - Highstakesdb.com - Hand #1305702

Denoking (UTG): $158188.39 (264 bb)
MalACEsia (MP): $82494 (137 bb)
trex313 (CO): $52114 (87 bb)
samrostan (BU): $58200 (97 bb)
Trueteller (SB): $45294 (75 bb)
IReadYrSoul (BB): $60000 (100 bb)

Pre Flop: ($900)
1 fold, MalACEsia (MP) raises to $1800, trex313 (CO) raises to $5400, 3 folds, MalACEsia (MP) raises to $82494 (all in), trex313 (CO) calls $46714 (all in)

Flop: ($105128) 6 2 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($105128) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($105128) 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $105128 (Rake: $3)

Showdown:

MalACEsia (MP) shows Q Q
(Equity - pre: 56%, flop: 76%, turn: 86%, river: 100%)

trex313 (CO) shows A K
(Equity - pre: 44%, flop: 24%, turn: 14%, river: 0%)

MalACEsia (MP) wins $105125

Wil got he's war face on