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09-16-2009 , 06:00 AM

msm89dk

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 180

Jack Johnson suddenly became popular a few years back. Many speculated about his identity, and therefore I've made a very thorough investigation.

Jack Johnson is actually just Patrik Antonius singing lullabies to collect karma!

*SHOCKING FOOTAGE FROM LIVE PERFORMANCES*

09-16-2009 , 06:16 AM

I Gotta Push

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,109

[x] FACT : PA is a shape-shifting reptilian humanoid

09-16-2009 , 06:42 AM

Kozaa

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,178

No he is not.

09-16-2009 , 06:46 AM

Damontis

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 446

lol, not even interesting.

09-16-2009 , 07:04 AM

Stinkfist

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 625

Could reliable source confirm this?

09-16-2009 , 07:25 AM

stay classy SD

adept

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 827

The secret to a succulent leg of lamb roasted on a spit is basting it with olive oil and lemon juice a few hours ahead of time, and continuing to do so while it cooks.

09-16-2009 , 07:34 AM

parker_posey

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Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 392

Don't forget the Rosemary for that succulent lamb.

09-16-2009 , 08:02 AM

_CardRak_

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 448

I can officialy say I see Jack when he was a nobody when i lived in Oz.
I had a demo of his music that wasnt released and nobody gave a f**k when i raved on about him!! And still to this day nobody gives a f**k when i tell them.

I have come tot he conclusion nobody gives a f**k about what i have to say

09-16-2009 , 08:06 AM

reverie

adept

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,000

Quote:

Originally Posted by parker_posey

Don't forget the Rosemary for that succulent lamb.

so we're stuffing the lamb with rosemary before roasting, right?

09-16-2009 , 08:31 AM

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Rauha

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 141

Let's look at this mathematicly:

Jack Johnson<God

Therefore

Jack Johnson != Patrick Antonius

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