boob job

i think in that order

Blow the prepaid 9th place money at the Rhino with Viffer to ensure that I will be hungry to get a higher finish.

It looks like the only one that has played a lot during the break is Ruzicka..I have a feeling he is going to bink the Main Event..go grab those 10/1 odds, boys and girls.

Much better to stay sharp like this than Mark Newhouse who didn't play a single hand from mid-July to November..

Two chicks at the same time.

How do you know?

Buy a jacket/shorts combo and make a rap video.

I would practice avoidance.

I would work on my paper form cheat sheet to make sure I wont go bust with AQ

If you are the first to bust you don't get any more money right? I thought they all got paid 9th place cash already and weren't gtd anything else.

But to answer the question, move up in stakes for sure.

kenny hallaert is in the Vic most night playing £2/5 NLH.

Considering you are probably running pretty good to make it all the way to the Main FT, I'd be playing everything I could, and for as long as the rungood lasts.

Didn't he also win the Party Poker Grand Prix back in September?

He would recommend going to Hawaii for 3 months and forgetting about poker all together then just jump back into it!

I hire a bunch of people to kick the **** out of all the mexicans on the strip handing out porn baseball cards.

Would open Pete's Peanut Butter Palace and sell food items made only from...almonds. Confuse locals and tourists. Also would buy jet skis and fireworks. Light off fireworks while on jet ski.

move down to 3/6 limit

Order a hit on all my opponents.

Can't lose if I'm the only one still alive.

Spend the time deciding what sports jersey to wear.

lol solid , although someone might be able to connect the dots when 9th November arrives

I'd play one-table sit and go's all day.
Not a big change, since I play 18's and 45's all day now.

Get into a game with Viffer and JRB for the lols.

Unrelatedly, why isn't the final table played on November 9th?

I'd take about $40k and buy a coin operated laundromat in the hood as well as a car wash, hopefully right across the street so I wouldnt have to be driving all over the place to check on my business. I'm guessing that would set me back another $40k or so. I'd allow the locals to funnel their drug money through my business for points of course. As soon as any hint of the heat was on me, i'd burn both of them down and collect the insurance money.

During the day, I'd spend my time driving around in my newly purchased 1977 lincoln continental (2 door of course with the moon roof option) going to various strip clubs. Obviously, I'd be catching the lunch time specials wherever I went because I'm thrifty like that. I'd specifically get to be "friends" with the newest strippers. You know, the ones that arent all jaded and happy they have a job. I'd impress them with my business skills as well as my 77 lincoln.

That leaves me with quite a bit of money. I'd mostly buy abandoned property/run down property in the area and just sit on it until it went up in value. I wouldnt improve it, well, because that would involve actually working. Plus that would drive up the property value in the rest of the neighborhood before I got a chance to buy that as well.

once november rolled around, i'd head to vegas with my new 18 year old stripper friends. You know, like my own entourage. I'd probably practice up on poker at the 1/2 nl game at the flamingo before hitting the main stage at the november 9.

I'd finish in 3rd place and collect more money, forever forgotton. I mean, who wants to be criticized for the next 5 years on 2+2 for not being an ambassador to the game/bad tipping habits/appearing to have aspergers?

Beats investing in low risk mutual funds.