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Hilarious Bank of 'Merica suspecting Doug Polk to support terrorism. Froze his bankaccounts Hilarious Bank of 'Merica suspecting Doug Polk to support terrorism. Froze his bankaccounts

09-13-2014 , 08:29 AM
Cause of this blemish of the Bank of America was nothing else, but him trying to change his "WCGRider" nickname to "Doug Polk" somewhere online, which caused the online-operator to report this wish to the anal vultures of the BoA, who seem to be about as bright as the unbleached anus of mary j blige.

Dont let the terrorists win! USA #1!

Last edited by TooRareToDie; 09-13-2014 at 08:34 AM. Reason: As it seems, the german newspage got its info from HSDB.
Hilarious Bank of 'Merica suspecting Doug Polk to support terrorism. Froze his bankaccounts Quote
09-13-2014 , 09:04 AM
what a confused OP

link to the article




Doug Polk Mistaken for Terrorist in Banking Error, Poker770 Re-Brands to NetBet Poker


http://www.highstakesdb.com/5086-dou...bet-poker.aspx


in before polititarding
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09-13-2014 , 10:45 AM
Where does it say anything about terrorism?
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09-13-2014 , 10:45 AM
well if you bank with Bank of Amerika that whats you get and probably deserve. they're the worst bank around and everyone knows it why would he bank with them. id stuff my money in my mattress and set it on fire myself before opening and account with BOA.
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09-13-2014 , 10:50 AM
Before this gets out of hand - the BoA DOES NOT suspect Doug of being a terrorist.

After he tweeted that his accounts were frozen I made a joke out of how the banks are treating him as if he were a terrorist. http://f5poker.com/poker-news/2014/9...y-those-pesky/

"The money laundering rules and anti-gambling financial provisions of the UIGEA were implemented to help prevent funding terrorism. Does this mean Doug is now officially Doug “Potential Terrorist” Polk?

Has Doug been losing high stakes cash games to Russians, or the wrong type of Ukrainians? Perhaps that Syrian home game was a mistake Doug.

Maybe Doug should have chosen a less obvious screen name like Phil “The Unabomber” Laak*—how has he stayed out of government clutches for so long?"

High stakes db must have picked up on the joke - but it's obviously a bloody joke!
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09-13-2014 , 12:12 PM
terrorism is funny to you?! nine eleven!!
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09-13-2014 , 05:08 PM
The idea of the Bank of America using anti-terrorist legislation against Doug Polk is funny to me.

As an ex-Army Officer with 18 years of military service--including tours in Northern Ireland and as operations officer for British forces when we first went into Bosnia, I'm going to guess I have a little more experience of terrorism than you thought
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09-13-2014 , 07:10 PM
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09-13-2014 , 11:21 PM
Well that's incredibly stupid.

I'd imagine he'll get his money back but the fact it was even frozen in the first place is absurd
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09-14-2014 , 12:17 AM
This is why bitcoin will be a success in my opinion.
People can be the only ones to hold their money and nobody can freeze it or steal it which is basically the same thing.
Coinbase is easy, get your own wallet and be free.

Hopefully the guy has most of it online on stars.
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09-14-2014 , 04:33 AM
Hilarious? More like absolutely ****ing infuriating.
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