Originally Posted by ShipDaSherb
Here's a lame poker rap I wrote a while back when I was bored. Parody of "Juicy" by Notorious BIG.
Yeah, this song is dedicated to all the players that told me
I'd never amount to nothin', to all the people who played at my tables
that called support on me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my daughters,
and all the shortstackaz in the struggle, you know what I'm sayin'?
Uh-ha, it's all good baby bay-bee, uh
It was all a dream
I used to read Cardplayer Magazine
Tony G and Doyle B up in the limosuine
Moneymaker picture on my wall
Every Sunday Million, 100 grand, I played 'em all
I clicked my cordless mouse till my mouse popped
Eatin' Cheetos, M&Ms, folding hands like a nitty rock
Way back when I used to raise the red and black ace-jack
With no stack to match
Remeber Annie Duke, duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought poker would take it this far
Now I'm in the limelight cause I don't play tight
Time to get paid, raise every hand like I got A's
Started as a beginner, opposite of a winner
Remember when I used to get eaten by sharks for dinner.
Peace to Barry G, Annette_15, Humberto B.
Jesus Ferguson, David Sklansky
I'm blowin' up like you thought I would
Find my tables, same stakes, same hood
It's all good
Uh, and if you don't know, now you know, donkey
I made the change from a shortstacking thief
To playing deep stacked like im Freddy Deeb
And I'm far from cheap, I tip the dealers all day
Spread love its the baller's way.
Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper keep me pissy
Players used to diss me
Now they send me IM's cause they miss me
I never thought this could happen, this poker stuff
I was too used to working 9 to 5 and stuff
Now sponsors play me close like butter plays toast
From the Bellagio down to the Gold Coast
Condos in Vegas, gettin' comped for weeks
People hangin' on my rail just to hear me speak
Playin' poker without fear
Puttin' 5 bets in my opponents ear
Lunches, brunches, chinese poker by the pool
Considered a fool cause I broke every playing rule
Sterotypes of a player misunderstood
And it's still all good
Uh, and if you don't know, now you know, donkey