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04-20-2008 , 12:16 PM

#26

jwc529

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,112

Phil shouldn't have needed a sign, he should have been able to pick up readings on the driver's soul in the crowd

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04-20-2008 , 04:02 PM

#27

gamblar

adept

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 699

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Originally Posted by btmagnetw

******, the sign helps him spot YOU not the other way around.

LOL...SweetSassy...

You sir/mam are an idiot.

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04-20-2008 , 04:51 PM

#28

DogsBrekky

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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,115

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Originally Posted by jwc529

Phil shouldn't have needed a sign, he should have been able to pick up readings on the driver's soul in the crowd

This >>>>>>>>> A+

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04-20-2008 , 04:54 PM

#29

Sickgambler1

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 658

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Originally Posted by Downbylaw11

A. thats a funny story
B. Do we really need proof of this? its not like the story involves phil giving the limo driver a BJ
C. putting aside the fact that Phil is clearly ******ed, he's pretty nice to stop and sign an autograph lol

+1 on all 3 counts

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04-20-2008 , 05:34 PM

#30

bobbyG

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Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 766

the limo driver was really hellmuths brother in law, the sign was to let everyone know hellmuth was in the building. Collusion imo

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04-20-2008 , 05:43 PM

#31

fivemeo

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,104

yes yeahs funny

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04-20-2008 , 06:26 PM

#32

SweetSassyMolassy

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 335

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Originally Posted by btmagnetw

******, the sign helps him spot YOU not the other way around.

You see son out in the real world there is this phenomenon called verbal communication, I don't expect someone who sits behind a computer screen all day to understand. People can interact with eachother by talking.

I don't need a sign for a tall famous celebrity to spot me, I spot them and walk towards them, then I use this verbal communication, then they follow me to a car. Why are you 2+2 pseudo-intellectuals so freaking dense sometimes?

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04-20-2008 , 06:33 PM

#33

bleu329

grinder

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 519

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Originally Posted by Nathaniel

You would think somebody as big and successful as Magic Johnson would have personal aides to deal with lowly limo drivers etc

vastly overlooked imo.........

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04-20-2008 , 06:47 PM

#34

SweetSassyMolassy

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 335

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Originally Posted by bleu329

vastly overlooked imo.........

Because all celebrities like to pay lots of money for extra plane tickets, hotel rooms and meals for personal aides, because no celebrities are tight with their money.

You need to differentiate ex-jocks from Tom Cruise, Jim Carrey, etc IMO.

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04-20-2008 , 07:15 PM

#35

gamblar

adept

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 699

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Originally Posted by SweetSassyMolassy

lol...Give it up already, you are stupid... just move on.

The fact that you cant admit you are wrong makes me think you are definitely a girl irl.

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04-20-2008 , 07:32 PM

#36

rmoriar1

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,981

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Originally Posted by SweetSassyMolassy

wow just stop sassy, it wasnt overlooked for its literal content, but for its humor (which you obviously dont get)

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04-20-2008 , 07:47 PM

#37

SlackerMcFly

Poet Laureate

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,186

I'm surprised Phil didn't talk about the ride during the match:

"They sent a driver that couldn't even spell LIMO."

"This donkey moved all-in on me with just a sign!"

"I can dodge drivers baby!"

"I guess if limos weren't involved, I'd win every one...."

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04-20-2008 , 07:57 PM

#38

SweetSassyMolassy

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 335

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Originally Posted by gamblar

lol...Give it up already, you are stupid... just move on.

The fact that you cant admit you are wrong makes me think you are definitely a girl irl.

Wow gamblar I was just looking through your posts since you seem to be the hypercritical asshat - looks like you like to call people idiots in threads that are of the tabloid variety, anything involving people's personal lives and not so much hand histories.

Good game on being a flaming forum troll that contributes nothing interesting as it pertains to actual poker...on a poker site. Go back to Craig's List you loser.

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04-20-2008 , 08:05 PM

#39

gamblar

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Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 699

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Originally Posted by SweetSassyMolassy

LOL at caring enough to dig through my posting history...wierdo.

And for what its worth...I like to call "IDIOTS" idiots...I calls them as i sees them.

douche

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04-20-2008 , 08:09 PM

#40

gamblar

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Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 699

LOL...OMG...Here are the Pm's I just recieved from SweetSassy:

I was a limo driver for 3 years during grad school. I didn't need a sign to pick up celebrities from the airport. Never had a problem. Are you, a person who was presumably never a limo driver going to tell me that I am wrong? I don't get why so many 2+2ers are being such asshats on this issue.

That said if you want to call people "stupid" on an internet forum I encourage you to go **** yourself, or bring your chicken**** self and your chicken**** comments down to Los Angeles and I'll be happy to have you as a sparring partner in my local boxing gym, God knows you could probably use the workout.

Now go hide behind your computer screen, big man that you are.

AND THAN THIS…

For real. Had enough of your bull****. Head down to Los Angeles if you need a beating that bad, I'm happy to oblige.

Last edited by gamblar; 04-20-2008 at 08:19 PM.

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04-20-2008 , 08:09 PM

#41

gamblar

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Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 699

HAHAHAHA

...LOL @ "I was a limo driver for 3 years during grad school and I didnt need a sign to pick up celebrities at the airport..."

badass, imo...

Last edited by gamblar; 04-20-2008 at 08:17 PM.

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04-20-2008 , 08:19 PM

#42

BigJon89

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 190

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Originally Posted by BrianBigNFun

need proof, post pic of sign and autograph

yup that you do and also i didn't know limo drivers did the sing thing you think with all this technology now a days you wouldn't need an 10 by 10 to get a hold of some 1

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04-20-2008 , 08:24 PM

#43

SweetSassyMolassy

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 335

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Originally Posted by gamblar

All true and you're still as bad as that child molester you idolize. Now by all means, die in a fire.

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04-20-2008 , 08:27 PM

#44

SlackerMcFly

Poet Laureate

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,186

Now girls...... You are both pretty.

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04-20-2008 , 08:28 PM

#45

gamblar

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Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 699

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Originally Posted by SlackerMcFly

Now girls...... You are both pretty.

LOL

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04-20-2008 , 08:33 PM

#46

Nick Varner

banned

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 87

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Originally Posted by SweetSassyMolassy

I used to drive limos for a few years, and we had the signs because the people we were picking up were nobodies. We knew which gate the client was coming out of, and we always stood at the bottleneck they had to pass through. Once I picked up Magic Johnson, and I didn't bring a sign.

I'd actually feel stupid to be holding a sign that said "MAGIC JOHNSON". When I saw him walk through I simply walked up and said "Mr. Johnson I'll be taking you to your hotel." He didn't argue.

Phil Hellmuth is a pimple on Magic Johnson's fanny when it comes to fame. He needs a sign....