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06-23-2019 , 09:15 PM

#76

Jgplk123

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Math is idiotic - BG

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06-23-2019 , 09:16 PM

#77

Jgplk123

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Join Date: Apr 2019 Posts: 228

Quote:

Originally Posted by brianr

“Ducky”

"Quack.......Quack."

"She does not like it."

+1 can someone link me to this again

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06-23-2019 , 09:22 PM

#78

Dwimmerlaike

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Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 1,849

Maratik: "I wont million"

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06-23-2019 , 09:32 PM

#79

zica

adept

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 974

I can't lose forever but I'm doomed to try.
--Morphine

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06-23-2019 , 10:22 PM

#80

redbuck

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Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 3,064

"I'm so broke I can't even pay attention." Luke Warmwater

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06-24-2019 , 01:45 AM

#81

Nepeeme2008

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You don't have a problem with gambling, you have a problem with winning.
-- Viffer

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06-24-2019 , 03:20 AM

#82

RandomRig

stranger

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 12

“I hope I break even this week, I need the money”

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06-24-2019 , 03:27 AM

#83

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 17,321

"btch im cuter" - Chad Batista

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06-24-2019 , 08:54 AM

#84

IUmike

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 74

On his bus, Pug Pearson had "I'll play any man from any land, in any game that he can name, for any amount that he can count"

On the other side of the bus "(provided I like it.)"

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06-24-2019 , 11:03 AM

#85

Lagavulin16

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Join Date: Jul 2018 Posts: 95

Quote:

Originally Posted by illdonk

It wasn’t really supposed to mean anything (or more to the point: it sounds like it might mean something but doesn’t hold up to any kind of scrutiny), and was instantly called out for nonsense in the movie itself.

However, this one certainly holds up: “If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.”

Are you guys serious??? It means even the smartest, most successful, most disciplined man who does everything right will be made to do something stupid/feel pain/lose over a woman. No matter how well you do in life, life takes its pound of flesh in that form. It's the rake. But the rake is a necessity and so are women. It's a few percentage points from being a tautology.

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06-24-2019 , 11:22 AM

#86

Lagavulin16

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Join Date: Jul 2018 Posts: 95

Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game.
-James Altucher

Best thread going on 2+2 right now!

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06-24-2019 , 11:27 AM

#87

boutrous11

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Old man busted a tournament in horrific fashion. Says to table "See everyone in church on Sunday!"

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06-24-2019 , 11:32 AM

#88

Lagavulin16

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"The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play."
-Chris Moneymaker

This is great on multiple levels.

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06-24-2019 , 02:37 PM

#89

hoonist

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,321

"i know what you're gonna do... and i knew it before you did"

--tj cloutier @ cherokee casino in tulsa ~2007

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06-24-2019 , 02:46 PM

#90

ATrainBoston

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 384

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loctus

Thor Hansen when asked what he would do with the $1 Million if he won the WPT he was chipleading:

-"Pay off some debts I guess"
-"What will you do with the rest?"
-"Oh, they'll have to wait"

I know I’m being very nitpicky and I apologize, but the original interviewer I think said “what about the rest?” A small change, but it makes the comeback even a little funnier and more awesome.

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06-24-2019 , 04:57 PM

#91

BEANO52

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Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,032

"GO SINK YOURSELF IN SPA"

- Ziig

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06-24-2019 , 05:20 PM

#92

unlucky4me

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,081

Yall play your money the way you want and I'll play their money the way I want

Sam Grizzle possibly

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06-24-2019 , 06:53 PM

#93

Goose00

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Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 70

“We at five Nick.” - Phil Ivey to Nick Schulman

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06-24-2019 , 07:53 PM

#94

PokerHero77

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,684

You wanna double your money, kid?

Fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

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06-24-2019 , 08:07 PM

#95

PokerHero77

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,684

Ward: There's no way to determine if they were cheating.

Ace: Yes there is, an infallible way, THEY WON.

Ward: It's a casino, people gotta win sometimes.

Ace: Hey, Ward? You're pissing me off, now you're insulting my intelligence. You think I'm a f****** idiot?

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06-24-2019 , 08:24 PM

#96

crsseyed

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ukbilly

Its not gambling when you know you are going to win.

Ukbilly 2019

I use this one more often:
"it's not gambling when you know you're going to lose"

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06-24-2019 , 08:36 PM

#97

PokerHero77

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,684

Friend: A good gambler like you should know that.

Poker player: I try to keep the gambling to a minimum.

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06-24-2019 , 09:14 PM

#98

wowsooooted

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,090

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06-24-2019 , 11:01 PM

#99

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 75,330

"What if you're a goofball that just catches cards?"

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06-24-2019 , 11:18 PM

#100

xoxoxo

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Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 411

Phil Ivey another beautiful quote.

I'd work on my game online and at casinos, build my bankroll, find good games, and try to put myself in a position to keep winning and earn a steady income.
Phil Ivey

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