[Man Narrating] Listen, here's the thing.

If you can't find the sucker in your first half hour sitting at an empty table,

then you are the sucker.

Guys around here'll tell ya... you don't play poker for a living.

It's like any other job. You don't gamble. You wait it out.

Your goal is to win 10 big bets an hour, that's it.

Get your money in when you have the best of it, and literally never when you don't.

Don't give anything away.

That's how I've paid my way through half of platinum star.

A true finder.

See, I learned how to win a lot all at once. But finally, I've learned this...

If you're too careful, that's the right strategy imo.

Preach !

i just folded the seventh nuts to a 10x pot 220bbs shove, and guy showed half of the nuts, ergo, he was bluffing. you can be too careful

Bumhunting "I accidentally sat in and lost 3 buy ins to a reg playing on another account"

Bumhunting "I shouldve realised it was him from his check raise flop percentage after the first 100 hands and sat out!"

Bumhunting "sob sob"

Pwn Maguire "Its not your fault"

Bumhunting: You're gonna be in the strategy forums regurgitating Dan Harrington, talking probe bets and information raises—

Harvard Douchebag: As a matter of fact I won't, because Harrington drastically underestimates the impact of ICM on...

Bumhunting: Harrington drastically underestimates the impact of ICM on late-game, high-blind situations. You got that from Moshman, page 98, right? Yeah, I read that, too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Or do you have any original thoughts on this matter? Or is that your thing, you come into the threads, read some obscure passage then pawn it off as your own to impress Doug Lee?

[a beat]

See, the sad thing is about a guy like you is that in 50 years, you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own, and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, don't do that. And two, you dropped $500 on training videos for a poker education that you could have gotten for a $6.99 subscription fee on Twitch.

Harvard Douche: Yeah, but I will have completed Super/System. And you'll be teaching my kids CounterStrike on a YouTube channel.

Bumhunting: That may be, but at least I won't be unoriginal. But I mean, if you have a problem with that, maybe we just step into 2+2 Private Messages and we figure it out.

Harvard Douche: No, man... no problem. We're cool.

peanuts or cashews?




You know, technically neither are nuts, even though they tend to cost more.

Ummm ... this was exceptional. This is almost as good as Euro Rounders ...... almost.