The following is satire. I am just trying to lighten things up around here, give everyone something to smile about.
So, as we know, Eskaborr outed himself as a multi-accounter in this thread. These are his quotes, taken verbatim, elipses used when necessary or for comedic effect.
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This dude can't even detect sarcasm
I was totally joking about outing myself gUyZ
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I was involved in a cheating ring
seems weird to say it out of nowhere like that. First step is acknowledging you messed up, kudos.
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but I don't believe there are shills
shills = multi-accounters
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It was suppose to be from my JusticeForRobbi or maybe it was my other one, 7s8sOverBetAllIn
Tell us who else you are, for real this time. You just admitted to having 3 accounts, surely you gave the least relevant ones, right?
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Fake news. Guilters have gotten so low they are making things up!
not as fast as you are making new accounts.
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Wtf is with all these gay fantasy projections? You're a stone cold loser.
harsh, geez.
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i... a... m... dreaming of dick
v... e... r... batim
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SO Still lying, you have certainly implied shilling, didn't we go over this already?
shill = multi-accounter. you should apologize.
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I eventually was rude to happy, but that was a disagreement about a hand where he was being very condescending after putting me down earlier with nearly no push back from me. I don't think his takes on what he thinks happened are very insane
my take was there are multi-accounters itt.
lol
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***Originally Posted by freedom 35 View Post
Happy and Strange sure starting to sound similar. I think few pages back Happy even posted that he sent Strange a PM to root him on and 'forget the haters' or something similar.***
Lmao didn't even consider it because it would be so pathetic, but you are right.
Don't call yourself pathetic please.
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You don't deserve an ounce of respect, you twist peoples words/misinterpret what they are saying and declare them liars for not defending a position you made up in your head that they were taking. You're surprised this devolves into insults very quickly?
projection?
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I know you can't read very well, but I promise you I wasn't talking about myself
too busy talking to yourself?
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And I'm not trying to play the victim, idgaf I def came at some very hard
you are dgaf too?
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the reason I haven't come after the non guilters very hard is because they haven't been making absolutely insane claims
is that how you see it?
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Also the guilters are the one's calling every non guilter SHILLS, adding more to the insanity.
looks like I was right and you were the insanity.
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Gman is a bit of a tellbox and wouldn't be surprised if she thought he had a read on him for very specific reasons(Have seen a very reliable read on him on the streams).
haters gonna _ _ _ _?
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I think it's very reasonable how most of the "didn't cheat crowd" approaches the problem and gets to the conclusion
really? rhetorical.
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Also who is this "we" you speak of? Because certain people certainly do match what I described
you = we
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I know why you guys don't like me, I just don't care. I know I come off brash, but you almost always will when telling the truth about morons. You def don't act/debate at all like an adult, you seem like the deluded one if you think that. Obviously I know its immature to be in here calling low iq people stupid... and a waste of time at that.
don't adults debate person to person, idea to idea? Do adults multiaccount internet poker forums? rhetorical again.
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I... may be a "tranny"
you said it... not me.
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No, I'm not going to... read a thread
verb... atim
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Trying to act like SO isn't heavily on the guilt side is hilarious, he thinks it likely they are mafioso silencing people
may or may not age well.
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They are clueless/overstating their side as usual.
projection
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I've said I think robbi is likely guilty no less than 5 times in this thread, I've explained both my thought process on why I think she may be but also find the "100% cheated camp" so insane in their logic it's fun to expose it.
you exposed yourself
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Yet non consensus takes on human constructs like morality let alone selectively enforced/poorly enforced rules is shocking
wat?
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Obviously more likely to use ad hominems the younger you are. As you can see I've actually become less vulgar.
but multi-accounting in online poker and 2+2 is in your wheelhouse?
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you are a clown that clearly doesn't know anything about modern NLH. As usual tho the super guilters move the goal posts after being exposed for being clueless idiots.
is it easier to move goal posts if you are more than one person? They look heavy.
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No one player per hand rule and multiple accounts should be allowed obviously.
He was referring to online poker, believe it or not.
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Biggest site in the world now allows you to multi account
I didn't know that 2+2 was the biggest site
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"Expecting logical consistency?... WHAT A NERD!" On a poker theory forum. Lmao.
verb... atim
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rips reaction makes it more likely they cheated
Interesting.
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someone more likely to be innocent is actually more evidence they are guilty
Wat?
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Illusion exposed! You knew it all along! Attack vector spotted! You gottem, another shill down.
no U
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I... am... a... very odd person.
ve... rb... at... im
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Blathering total nonsense
no U
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The evidence is mounting, SHILLS NOW WE RIDE!
well, you tried.
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how can this be a call, the signal must be off
you said it.
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Another gross misrepresentation of what people are saying.
by people do you mean yourself?
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Saying his evidence was extremely more damning and... hes a favorite to get convicted or even charged
woah buddy, why are you bringing up charges? That escalated quickly.
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I... seem truly unwell
verb... atim
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*hangs up and calls local psych ward*
stay safe!
Just trying to lighten the mood around here, we don't need to take things so seriously all the time.
take a breather, touch some grass.
Have a good week everyone!
cheers