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07-07-2008 , 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Anthony Montana
Bill Hicks reference!
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08-16-2008 , 01:24 PM
1-3 Rio last night.
The table consisted of a few regs, a few tourists and one very drunk fish. The drunk had spewed 2 BIs and had pulled cash out of his pocket for his intial BI and second BI. After he went busto for the second time he reached into his pocket and pulled out a grip of black chips. It was at this point that one of the regs said,
" Looks like he has a pocket full of sunshine!" We all started rolling.
The drunk ran through a couple more BIs before one of the tourists apparently felt guilty and told him he should go to bed (????). As he was getting up, another reg, with a straight face, said,
"I think they run some 2 player SnGs. Intrested?"
I LOL'd for what seemed like 10 minutes.
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01-12-2009 , 10:57 PM
This happen awhile back on a sunday morning. One of the players asks: Whats the difference between praying in church and in the poker room? You really mean it in the poker room!
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01-13-2009 , 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by hoyasaxa
POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

ftw
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01-13-2009 , 04:11 AM
I make quads on the river and rake a nice pot and the guy goes:

- vnh, very nice but lucky.
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