I want to hear stories of ex wives reaping havoc on your poker game at casinos or home games. I woke up this morning reading 2+2 and figured i would make a post about ex wives and casinos and the crazy things that have happened. heres my story that took place back in 2005 in tampa hardrock!

One time while playing a $225 sng at the hardrock in tampa back in the days when the games where still going my ex wife showed up with 2 guys, one of which was her boyfriend and started berating me at the table from the rail. furtunate for me a hot girl sitting to my right got tired of it and the more she tried to piss me off the more the girl tried to act like my g/f and piss her back off. Finally it ended with my new friend and ex wife climbing over the rail and beating the crap out of her in the ultimate catfight at the tampa hardrock which continued all the way into the old cage and brush area. after which the ex was kicked out and my new found friend was allowed to continue play.... happy endings also took place afterwards!

Is this topic exclusive to people that have failed at marriage?

Don't think I would have ever married someone who would ever come to a casino with two dudes in the first place.

Marrying a hot teacher was the smartest move of my life. They just have the right mindset about values and **** and it helps me out a lot.

In before move to Brick and Mortar...

Not an ex-wife story, but a good one none the less; 10-20 reg says "Oh ****!" and literally hides under the table. His wife storms in, baby in tow, after clearly seeing him, puts the baby down on the middle of the table (midhand I might add..), "Take care of your kid *******!!" And storms back out. "Lol, owned." an internet kid actually says. Whole table burst into laughter..

Yeah, and they don't meet many new dudes at work to get tempted by trouser. Dating sites are full of teachers apparently.

yeah but did you score....

did you not read the last phrase?

Reminder for me not to get married. Also pics of anyone? paint will do.

winnar

Seems more like BBV.

In my youth, best line I read in a how-to gambling book was "Gambling is a solitary sport." Basically they were saying that you never want to be under any time/obligation pressures.

lol owned

This has to be one of the best stories I've ever read.

Not sure OP is believable.

Mark

then the kid followed up with " Marriage for the loss"

this thread has potential imo

Moar please. And pics asap.

If I saw my ex wife in a casino, I'd say: "Hi honey are you working tonight or what? Cos I figure you still owe me plenty of freebies."

ya, because the chick you married is going to show you exactly how crazy she can be before you marry her.

fn win

No, they just end up ****ing their students instead.

have you ever been to florida? where do you think Jerry Springer gets most of his guests?

+1
no, make that +9000

I'll throw one in.


I was playing your basic 1/2 game in a casino when an angry woman marched into the poker room yelling "JONATHON ROBERT! I DID NOT MARRY A MAN WHO HAS NO MONEY TO TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER BUT HAS ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD TO GAMBLE AWAY AT A CARD TABLE SURROUNDED BY SMELLY MEN!"

She then proceeded to pull him out of his chair and drag him away from the poker room by his shirt, slightly ripping it in the process. I was there for another hour and his roughly $300 stack was still there collecting missed blind buttons. What's the policy on that anyway? How long can someone leave their stack there and what happens after "x amount" of time passes?

inb4sheteaches3rdgraders

why would he be paying blinds? was he being dealt cards?