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Old 12-13-2010, 06:58 PM   #1
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DRybes (the brilliant creator of the Bing Blang Blaow song) and I have put together a song based on the "Chainsaw the Spider" character (original photoshop thread). It is based on "Boris the Spider" by the Who, so if you aren't familiar with that song you will think we are on crack, so listen to the original first:






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Lyrics/Concept: Dr. Spaceman
Music/Vocals/Production: DRybes
Growl: The M.F.
Music Composed by: The Who
Inspiration: Allen "Chainsaw" Kessler


Lyrics:

He's crawling up the Vegas strip,
Bald and pasty, not too hip,
Now he's sitting in his bed,
Complaining in a tourney thread.

Chainsaw the Spider
Chainsaw the Spider

He's at the MGM today,
For $30 free slot play,
Tonight he's going to the V,
Where he gets buffets for free.

Chainsaw the Spider
Chainsaw the Spider

Mincash, mincash
Mincash, mincash
Foldy, foldy, foldy, foldy
Foldy, foldy, foldy, foldy

He attracts the real hot chicks,
By playing in the 8-game mix,
They just can't resist the charms,
Of his sticky spider arms.

Chainsaw the Spider
Chainsaw the Spider

Mincash, mincash
Mincash, mincash
Foldy, foldy, foldy, foldy
Foldy, foldy, foldy, foldy

If your blinds go up too fast,
He will whine on Pokercast,
The payout structure must be right,
Or you'll be spider food tonight.

Chainsaw the Spider
Chainsaw the Spider



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Much funnier after listening to the original song imo.

Last edited by Kevmath; 12-14-2010 at 04:37 PM.
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:08 PM   #2
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Re: DRybes & Dr. Spaceman Present: "Chainsaw The Spider" - THE SONG!!!!

haha thought it was very weird at first but by the end I was dying
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:21 PM   #3
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Re: DRybes & Dr. Spaceman Present: "Chainsaw The Spider" - THE SONG!!!!

awesome
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:27 PM   #4
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Re: DRybes & Dr. Spaceman Present: "Chainsaw The Spider" - THE SONG!!!!

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in case this turns out to be another legendary thread
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:31 PM   #5
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nice work guys. Playing online and singing "foldy foldy foldy foldy!" whenever my cards hit the muck now.
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:33 PM   #6
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So awesome
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:35 PM   #7
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Re: DRybes & Dr. Spaceman Present: "Chainsaw The Spider" - THE SONG!!!!

7st!

Dr. "everything i touch turns to gold" Spaceman

Nice work as always sir.
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:37 PM   #8
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hahaha i like that alot! WP guys
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:40 PM   #9
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LOLd like never before. WP.
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:40 PM   #10
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LOL! love it!
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:40 PM   #11
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:49 PM   #12
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Quote:
They just can't resist the charms,
Of his sticky spider arms.
Best line imo.

Another piece of awesomeness.
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:58 PM   #13
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nice work guys. Playing online and singing "foldy foldy foldy foldy!" whenever my cards hit the muck now.
For some reason it was incredibly difficult to do that part.
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:01 PM   #14
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Re: DRybes & Dr. Spaceman Present: "Chainsaw The Spider" - THE SONG!!!!

nice enjoyed it
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:18 PM   #15
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Re: DRybes & Dr. Spaceman Present: "Chainsaw The Spider" - THE SONG!!!!

This was lame. Obv bling blang bleow was one hit wonder. gg.
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:50 PM   #16
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This was lame.
I will not tolerate anyone dissing on The Who itt. But me, go for it. It helps to know the original.

Choosing 720p makes a difference

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Old 12-13-2010, 08:52 PM   #17
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Re: DRybes & Dr. Spaceman Present: "Chainsaw The Spider" - THE SONG!!!!

Had to watch twice to like it - now I am a fan. ty
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Old 12-13-2010, 09:10 PM   #18
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Old 12-13-2010, 09:17 PM   #19
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Re: DRybes & Dr. Spaceman Present: "Chainsaw The Spider" - THE SONG!!!!

in before chainsaaawwwwww <3
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Old 12-13-2010, 09:25 PM   #20
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Old 12-13-2010, 09:28 PM   #21
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Re: DRybes & Dr. Spaceman Present: "Chainsaw The Spider" - THE SONG!!!!

LMFAO, haha so awesome !
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Old 12-14-2010, 12:42 AM   #22
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Re: DRybes & Dr. Spaceman Present: "Chainsaw The Spider" - THE SONG!!!!

Let's face it though, you're writing songs about him and no one's writing about you.
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Old 12-14-2010, 12:53 AM   #23
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Re: DRybes & Dr. Spaceman Present: "Chainsaw The Spider" - THE SONG!!!!

Awesome Spaceman! Spidey Chainsaw lives! Always laugh when I see that.
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Old 12-14-2010, 01:10 AM   #24
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Old 12-14-2010, 01:12 AM   #25
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Awesome spaceman! we shuld hook up : ) j/k....maybe
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