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LMFAO!
A 15,000,000 view youtube video opportunity missed.
It could've been so, so funny... Set to the theme music from Benny Hill, then that Roadrunner "bomb drop" whistle after we went out of the window...

You are an evil moron. The evil moron is actually the worst kind of moron.

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07-03-2008 , 08:40 PM

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GoldenBears

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Originally Posted by DCJ311

Trying to decide if the correct zinger here is 'Lost a race' or 'Ran bad'.

I laughed really, really, really hard at this.

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07-03-2008 , 08:45 PM

#28

CBorders

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Originally Posted by DCJ311

Trying to decide if the correct zinger here is 'Lost a race' or 'Ran bad'.

Killer downswing amirite?

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07-03-2008 , 08:48 PM

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Michaelson

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Originally Posted by SarcasticRat

Darwin award winner?

Because he should have foreseen that running down a hallway in his underwear would likely result in a fatal 5 story plunge?

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07-03-2008 , 09:07 PM

#30

sickaz

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it's just natural selection doing its thing

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07-03-2008 , 09:13 PM

#31

housenuts

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Originally Posted by SarcasticRat

Darwin award winner?

wasn't there already a darwin award for some guy who was demonstrating to his friend how strong the glass in his office building was and ran into it, and went through and plummeted to his death?

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07-03-2008 , 09:14 PM

#32

Max Raker

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Originally Posted by chunkyass69

I laughed at that part, but the best was this.

Police think that Day:

a) tripped and crashed through the window
b) was running so fast that he couldn't stop in time
c) was distracted by something and ran directly through the window

Thats some damn fine police work. Whos up for dunkin donuts.

WTF, why the hell did they write it like that. It makes it so hard not to laugh.

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07-03-2008 , 09:16 PM

#33

Phildo

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Originally Posted by Michaelson

Because he should have foreseen that running down a hallway in his underwear would likely result in a fatal 5 story plunge?

i mean he did run through a fifth story window. that's pretty goddamn stupid.

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07-03-2008 , 09:51 PM

#34

Gambear

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Of course if Focus on the Family gets a hold of this, they'll say poker is to blame...

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07-03-2008 , 09:53 PM

#35

loK2thabrain

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Originally Posted by DCJ311

Trying to decide if the correct zinger here is 'Lost a race' or 'Ran bad'.

LMFAO

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07-03-2008 , 10:00 PM

#36

RStMartin

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I don't like how they are calling this guy "card player"

How about "immature drunk" instead?

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07-03-2008 , 10:03 PM

#37

chunkyass69

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Originally Posted by RStMartin

I don't like how they are calling this guy "card player"

How about "immature drunk" instead?

Immature drunk is an acceptable answer, but he was playing cards before he died. Whether he was good or not doesnt take away the name of a card player seeing as how he played cards. Correct me if im wrong here.

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07-03-2008 , 10:04 PM

#38

DCJ311

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Originally Posted by CBorders

Killer downswing amirite?

Hats off, I think you nailed it

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07-03-2008 , 11:32 PM

#39

FakeKramer

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I hope laughing really hard after reading that isn't like non-standard.

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07-03-2008 , 11:35 PM

#40

The Final Curtain

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What about my subscription?

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07-03-2008 , 11:41 PM

#41

Kevmath

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Originally Posted by The Final Curtain

What about my subscription?

It gets switched to Bluff.

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07-03-2008 , 11:46 PM

#42

i am run

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run it just once, imo.

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07-04-2008 , 12:31 AM

#43

got the nutz

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Originally Posted by i am run

run it just once, imo.

id let him run it twice , but thats just me !!!

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07-04-2008 , 02:03 AM

#44

BossPlayer74

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Originally Posted by The4thFilm

But how much did he lose?

does his life count?

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07-04-2008 , 03:47 AM

#45

mickeycrimm

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That was one uncoordinated son of a bitch.

God rest hos soul.

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07-04-2008 , 04:08 AM

#46

c_hoop

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wtf how hasn't this one been mentioned.......he lost with trips!

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07-04-2008 , 04:34 AM

#47

badatmath

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Ace in the window!

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07-04-2008 , 04:38 AM

#48

getterdone36

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i hope the parents of this poor kid don't read this thread cause they will be laughing thier ass off too

Last edited by getterdone36; 07-04-2008 at 04:39 AM. Reason: if i crossed the line kevmath feel free to handle it

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07-04-2008 , 04:55 AM

#49

Cat

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Originally Posted by FakeKramer

I hope laughing really hard after reading that isn't like non-standard.

Ahahahahahahaha

No.

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07-04-2008 , 05:02 AM

#50

ben wb

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Originally Posted by killsadie

this has happened many times before. i bet the kid was fat.

Nah he wouldn't have been able to go fast enough if he was. Pictures show he wasn't fat anyway.

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