Is 'OMG must be a superuser' the new 'omg i just got beat'?

SECURITY LEE:
ok guys are you all watching this hu match. i think we got ourselves a hacker!

rofl apefish, nice work

Cheating is just not something that's possible on a site like FTP... Unless it is TARGETED specifically at a player, I don't even think there is any remote chance of it happening in the same way it did at UB.

Obviously a thorough scan of your computer is in order now Boosted, and it goes without saying that you shouldn't play that guy from home until you get your machine air tight.

Amazing.

boosted, any comment on the money you stole?

cliff notes or link to the thread?

Boosted: Pssst mate, can I lend $60k 100% no risk
Chump: Sure, use proper bankroll management now!
Boosted: Nothing to worry about my diamond geezer, I kill these games

5 Mins later

Chump: Hey Boosted, how did you blow my $60k so fast
Boosted: What $60k?

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Not really, $60k loan turned into massive thread about was it a loan or was it a stake (i.e does he have to pay it back)

Damn you. I was going to propose a prop bet, but now you just went and slapped him in the face with the stats.

Eh, that is definitely obscuring the true situation to be sensational.

As for Boosted vs fish in this thread, fish who minraises and min bets every hand hit every flip and every draw while also being on the positive end of several coolers.

Cheating? Extremely, extremely unlikely. But it is some wickedly eerie variance.

LOLZ OWNED

I think its JayZ, guy runs good at life

Just saw Yossarian leave a 25-50 table with ~21k. Another victim?

The supervillain who got owned by fwf is playing hu against Stinger. DB thinks the guy needs better table selection.

Full Tilt Poker Game #5689356709: Table Masters (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:34:21 ET - 2008/03/18
Seat 1: Brian Hastings ($10,349.50)
Seat 2: yossarian_2_ ($12,249)
yossarian_2_ posts the small blind of $50
Brian Hastings posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
yossarian_2_ raises to $200
Brian Hastings raises to $750
yossarian_2_ calls $550
*** FLOP *** [As Ad 7c]
Brian Hastings bets $900
yossarian_2_ calls $900
*** TURN *** [As Ad 7c] [8d]
Brian Hastings checks
yossarian_2_ bets $1,000
Brian Hastings has 15 seconds left to act
Brian Hastings raises to $3,000
yossarian_2_ calls $2,000
*** RIVER *** [As Ad 7c 8d] [Qs]
Brian Hastings has 15 seconds left to act
Brian Hastings checks
yossarian_2_ bets $7,599, and is all in
Brian Hastings calls $5,699.50, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $1,899.50 returned to yossarian_2_
*** SHOW DOWN ***
yossarian_2_ shows [4h 4d] two pair, Aces and Fours
Brian Hastings shows [Ac 4c] three of a kind, Aces
Brian Hastings wins the pot ($20,698.50) with three of a kind, Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20,699 | Rake $0.50
Board: [As Ad 7c 8d Qs]
Seat 1: Brian Hastings (big blind) showed [Ac 4c] and won ($20,698.50) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 2: yossarian_2_ (small blind) showed [4h 4d] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fours

Brian's owning him pretty bad. Maybe boostedj played bad in that match.

Full Tilt Poker Game #5689398692: Table Masters (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:37:36 ET - 2008/03/18
Seat 1: Brian Hastings ($19,298.50)
Seat 2: yossarian_2_ ($11,198.50)
Brian Hastings posts the small blind of $50
yossarian_2_ posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Brian Hastings raises to $300
yossarian_2_ raises to $1,000
Brian Hastings has 15 seconds left to act
Brian Hastings calls $700
*** FLOP *** [Qs Qc Td]
yossarian_2_ bets $1,000
Brian Hastings calls $1,000
*** TURN *** [Qs Qc Td] [9h]
yossarian_2_ checks
Brian Hastings has 15 seconds left to act
Brian Hastings checks
*** RIVER *** [Qs Qc Td 9h] [Tc]
yossarian_2_ bets $4,000
Brian Hastings has 15 seconds left to act
Brian Hastings calls $4,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
yossarian_2_ shows [4d 5d] two pair, Queens and Tens
Brian Hastings shows [Th Kc] a full house, Tens full of Queens
Brian Hastings wins the pot ($11,999.50) with a full house, Tens full of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $12,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qs Qc Td 9h Tc]
Seat 1: Brian Hastings (small blind) showed [Th Kc] and won ($11,999.50) with a full house, Tens full of Queens
Seat 2: yossarian_2_ (big blind) showed [4d 5d] and lost with two pair, Queens and Tens

pretty sure yossarian is a 2p2er, i saw a v similar name in the software forum

yeah, yossarian is a reference to such an obscure character in a novel that so few people have read or even heard of that it is extremely unlikely that more than one person would ever use it as a screen name

Must be Cheating. He knew he was turning a flush but his cheat program didnt show the river card.

Full Tilt Poker Game #5689602284: Table Masters (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:53:29 ET - 2008/03/18 (partial)
yossarian_2_ raises to $1,000
Brian Hastings has 15 seconds left to act
Brian Hastings raises to $2,700
yossarian_2_ calls $1,700
*** FLOP *** [Js 5h 7s]
yossarian_2_ bets $16,648, and is all in
Brian Hastings calls $16,648
yossarian_2_ shows [8s Ts]
Brian Hastings shows [Ks Kc]
*** TURN *** [Js 5h 7s] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Js 5h 7s 6s] [As]
yossarian_2_ shows a flush, Ace high
Brian Hastings shows a flush, Ace high
Brian Hastings wins the pot ($38,695.50) with a flush, Ace high
yossarian_2_ is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $38,696 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Js 5h 7s 6s As]
Seat 1: Brian Hastings (small blind) showed [Ks Kc] and won ($38,695.50) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: yossarian_2_ (big blind) showed [8s Ts] and lost with a flush, Ace high

stinger and superuser are playing 1/2 atm

Supervillain is a degen i guess. Brian's cleaning him up at 50/100. to get unstuck, he's playing a 2nd table at 100/200.

federer if you think i may have played so bad why not come play me

Federor thinks you played bad. I think you played atrocious. I even accept your challenge before you make one. But note, for the purposes of this challenge I play 10nl only

(Thats BI, not BB)

Boosted J

I'm broke, that's why. Since you don't post the HHs, what else do you want us to deduce after fwf's post and seeing stinger destroy him? if u give us more info rather than just "unknown beat me for a lot of buyins, must be cheating", then a different conclusion can be reached.

I Emailed FTP for HH's, they didnt send them to me yet, anyways, I already alluded to being wrong after FWF's HH's, and obv now after stinger beating him down hard. Sometimes a lot of people on 2p2 can be such volatile human beings while posting.