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THE BEST OF JOEY

View Poll Results: WHICH JOEY STORY IS YOUR FAVORITE?

JOEY VS. POKERBABE

118 15.90%

JOEY VS. ALLINBOY

40 5.39%

JOEY VS. DYNASTY

60 8.09%

JOEY VS. JIMBO BRIER

37 4.99%

JOEY VS. MARK

88 11.86%

JOEY VS. MASON MALMUTH

208 28.03%

JOEY VS. ROLF SLOTBOOM

191 25.74%

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03-13-2004 , 09:29 PM

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DrSavage

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OK people, confess: who is JOEYTHEB on Party ?

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03-15-2004 , 05:12 PM

#27

Sloats

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Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 402

Funney stuff.

If no one knows the JEFFK reference, I'm not explaining it.

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06-09-2004 , 12:33 PM

#28

Sloats

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Clarkmeister: 2/16/03

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In honor of Rolf Slotboom's new quiz, and one of the funniest lines I've ever read on this forum:

Mason Malmuth: 2/16/03

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Thanks Clark:

This is just what these forums needed. JB on top.

ben mo: 12/15/03

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Bump!?

arod4276: 3/10/04

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This is the funniest thread ever. I had to bump it again.

Why do I suspect this thread is going to end up getting bumped once every 3-6 months?

bump

it's been almost 3 months.

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07-06-2004 , 10:19 PM

#29

Dids

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Because Bruiser doesn't listen.

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07-07-2004 , 12:19 AM

#30

_2000Flushes

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Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 900

I came to the forums just as you JB's true identity came to light, so I wasn't familiar with the two personalities. Something I'll always regret.

I cry every time I this genius.

-2kF

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07-07-2004 , 10:21 AM

#31

spacemonkey57

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Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 587

I love this thread.

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07-07-2004 , 01:24 PM

#32

Death Valley

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Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 5,036

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Due to my "aggressive" style of posting, he labled me an obnoxious, thinks-he-knows-it-all jackass

Wow, I wonder if Joey was Bernies alter ego

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07-07-2004 , 04:58 PM

#33

ArchAngel71857

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Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,785

I'd like to point out that I made sure I was a bad beat victim myself in the third JOEYBITCH post.

Putting it delicately, Dynasty, I think Joey is the bad beat vicitim in every story.

-AA

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07-09-2004 , 03:11 AM

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bernie

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Wow, I wonder if Joey was Bernies alter ego

Dyno never did anything to me that would've made me think to do that to him.

I thought the guy who originally did this was pretty low for doing it. He got pretty personal, if i remember right. The first post or 2 it was kind of a joke. But then it just kept going on. Some posts, it was almost like reading notes from a stalker. It's like, get a life, dude. I would imagine it was rather uncomfortable knowing this moron was watching him that way. It went on for some time. I know i wouldn't like it. The guy was pathetic and needed his ass shoved down his throat.

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07-09-2004 , 05:52 AM

#35

Dynasty

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I misunderstood the post bernie is responding to. I thought Death Valley was saying JOEYBITCH was bernie and I figured he didn't read the whole thread.

bernie was never suspected. In fact, Clarkmeister could point out the original Joey to me. He was at one time a blackjack(?) dealer at the Mirage.

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10-22-2004 , 05:24 PM

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JBB

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10-22-2004 , 05:41 PM

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ThaSaltCracka

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awesome bump, I was looking for this a week ago.

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10-22-2004 , 06:10 PM

#38

felson

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I am laughing so hard that I'm starting to cry. Thanks for the bump.

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10-22-2004 , 07:55 PM

#39

Dominic

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,272

did i read this one wrong? The joker on the river only gave him 4 Aces, not five...didn't it?

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10-23-2004 , 12:25 AM

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Tom H

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10-23-2004 , 12:27 AM

#41

fsuplayer

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did i read this one wrong?

yes. flop AKJ turn case A. river joker.

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12-14-2004 , 03:16 PM

#42

JaredL

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It's time for a holiday season bump.

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01-05-2005 , 06:39 PM

#43

Bob L

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I cant beleive Ive never read this -one of the funniest threads I've ever read.

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01-07-2005 , 03:29 PM

#44

soundgarden4

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best post ever.

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01-07-2005 , 04:34 PM

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DMBFan23

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my favorite part is that Joeybitch vs. Mason is the hand from the cover of HPFAP.

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01-08-2005 , 01:00 AM

#46

Dynasty

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This silliness will disappear soon enough, I won't drag it up again.

Nearly two years after Clarkmeister made this post, JOEYBITCH finds himself on top, again.

This thread has some legs.

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01-08-2005 , 02:40 AM

#47

ThaSaltCracka

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This silliness will disappear soon enough, I won't drag it up again.

Nearly two years after Clarkmeister made this post, JOEYBITCH finds himself on top, again.

This thread has some legs.

Well Joeybitch is good people.

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01-08-2005 , 11:56 AM

#48

Roy Munson

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Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,090

I remember the JOEYBITCH posts in response to the JOEYBLOEY entries. My search for the original JOEYBLOEY posts was unsuccessful. Were they deleted?

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01-08-2005 , 03:51 PM

#49

PartyGirlUK

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Joey is back!

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1499965&page=0&am p;view=collapsed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1

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04-26-2005 , 12:45 AM

#50

i wanna be me

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mandatory 3 month bump

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