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View Poll Results: WHICH JOEY STORY IS YOUR FAVORITE?
JOEY VS. POKERBABE 118 15.90%
JOEY VS. ALLINBOY 40 5.39%
JOEY VS. DYNASTY 60 8.09%
JOEY VS. JIMBO BRIER 37 4.99%
JOEY VS. MARK 88 11.86%
JOEY VS. MASON MALMUTH 208 28.03%
JOEY VS. ROLF SLOTBOOM 191 25.74%
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Old 03-13-2004, 09:29 PM   #26
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY

OK people, confess: who is JOEYTHEB on Party ?
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Old 03-15-2004, 05:12 PM   #27
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So this is what happend to JEFFK!!11

Funney stuff.

If no one knows the JEFFK reference, I'm not explaining it.
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Old 06-09-2004, 12:33 PM   #28
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Re: BUMP

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Clarkmeister: 2/16/03

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In honor of Rolf Slotboom's new quiz, and one of the funniest lines I've ever read on this forum:
Mason Malmuth: 2/16/03

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Thanks Clark:

This is just what these forums needed. JB on top.
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Bump!?
arod4276: 3/10/04

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This is the funniest thread ever. I had to bump it again.
Why do I suspect this thread is going to end up getting bumped once every 3-6 months?

bump

it's been almost 3 months.
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Old 07-06-2004, 10:19 PM   #29
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Re: BUMP

Because Bruiser doesn't listen.
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Old 07-07-2004, 12:19 AM   #30
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Re: BUMP

I came to the forums just as you JB's true identity came to light, so I wasn't familiar with the two personalities. Something I'll always regret.

I cry every time I this genius.

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Old 07-07-2004, 10:21 AM   #31
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I love this thread.
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Old 07-07-2004, 01:24 PM   #32
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY

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Due to my "aggressive" style of posting, he labled me an obnoxious, thinks-he-knows-it-all jackass
Wow, I wonder if Joey was Bernies alter ego
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Old 07-07-2004, 04:58 PM   #33
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY

I'd like to point out that I made sure I was a bad beat victim myself in the third JOEYBITCH post.

Putting it delicately, Dynasty, I think Joey is the bad beat vicitim in every story.

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Old 07-09-2004, 03:11 AM   #34
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Wow, I wonder if Joey was Bernies alter ego
Dyno never did anything to me that would've made me think to do that to him.

I thought the guy who originally did this was pretty low for doing it. He got pretty personal, if i remember right. The first post or 2 it was kind of a joke. But then it just kept going on. Some posts, it was almost like reading notes from a stalker. It's like, get a life, dude. I would imagine it was rather uncomfortable knowing this moron was watching him that way. It went on for some time. I know i wouldn't like it. The guy was pathetic and needed his ass shoved down his throat.

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Old 07-09-2004, 05:52 AM   #35
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY

I misunderstood the post bernie is responding to. I thought Death Valley was saying JOEYBITCH was bernie and I figured he didn't read the whole thread.

bernie was never suspected. In fact, Clarkmeister could point out the original Joey to me. He was at one time a blackjack(?) dealer at the Mirage.
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Old 10-22-2004, 05:24 PM   #36
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I\'d say it\'s about time for a bump.

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Old 10-22-2004, 05:41 PM   #37
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Re: I\'d say it\'s about time for a bump.

awesome bump, I was looking for this a week ago.
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Old 10-22-2004, 06:10 PM   #38
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Re: I\'d say it\'s about time for a bump.

I am laughing so hard that I'm starting to cry. Thanks for the bump.
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Old 10-22-2004, 07:55 PM   #39
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY

did i read this one wrong? The joker on the river only gave him 4 Aces, not five...didn't it?
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Old 10-23-2004, 12:25 AM   #40
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lol

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Old 10-23-2004, 12:27 AM   #41
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY


did i read this one wrong?


yes. flop AKJ turn case A. river joker.
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Old 12-14-2004, 03:16 PM   #42
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY

It's time for a holiday season bump.
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Old 01-05-2005, 06:39 PM   #43
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY

I cant beleive Ive never read this -one of the funniest threads I've ever read.
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Old 01-07-2005, 03:29 PM   #44
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best post ever.
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Old 01-07-2005, 04:34 PM   #45
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY

my favorite part is that Joeybitch vs. Mason is the hand from the cover of HPFAP.
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Old 01-08-2005, 01:00 AM   #46
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Re: WARNING DANGER WILL ROBINSON: poor porno spelling

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This silliness will disappear soon enough, I won't drag it up again.
Nearly two years after Clarkmeister made this post, JOEYBITCH finds himself on top, again.

This thread has some legs.
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Old 01-08-2005, 02:40 AM   #47
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This silliness will disappear soon enough, I won't drag it up again.
Nearly two years after Clarkmeister made this post, JOEYBITCH finds himself on top, again.

This thread has some legs.
Well Joeybitch is good people.
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Old 01-08-2005, 11:56 AM   #48
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Where are the JOEY BLOEY posts in the archives ?

I remember the JOEYBITCH posts in response to the JOEYBLOEY entries. My search for the original JOEYBLOEY posts was unsuccessful. Were they deleted?
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Old 01-08-2005, 03:51 PM   #49
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY

Joey is back!

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1499965&page=0&am p;view=collapsed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1
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Old 04-26-2005, 12:45 AM   #50
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mandatory 3 month bump
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