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03-28-2008 , 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by sharpyetblunt
OMG. This wins imo.
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03-28-2008 , 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by betsmart
That's harsh. We're all friends here.

I vote to remove "sample".

Seconds?
agreed
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03-28-2008 , 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by RaSZi
It's legendary to whine more than Hellmuth at a table. Bow down to Kessler.. i dubbed him the King of Tears at the Mirage WPT. He became more angry than sad when I told him though.
bwahahah. he is def a whiner, though at foxwoods my fav part was how he would keep jumping out of his seat when he'd see someone walking around the poker room who he knew. eugene todd walks by our table on his way to his seat and allan gets up like "HEYYYYYY TODD BRO!" eugene turns around to see who it is, ignores allan and continues to his seat. he did the same thing with a few other live pros throughout the tournament.
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03-28-2008 , 02:41 PM
Well done other guys.

Plz get the Fidel guy banned, can someone at least try? I hate po' ass beggers.
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03-29-2008 , 07:32 PM
allen kessler is the moorman1 of live poker...
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03-29-2008 , 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Roothlus
allen kessler is the moorman1 of live poker...
ban for hating on Moorman1
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03-31-2008 , 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by RichGangi
OMG. This wins imo.

by far the best one
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04-01-2008 , 03:09 AM
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04-01-2008 , 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by ipitythefool
WOW! Teh Winna! Lock it up...
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04-01-2008 , 03:18 AM
i had dinner with allen & company in the bahamas after day 2 of the ME.

... brag or beat?


im going to have to go with beat, considering the endless string of bad beat stories he unleashed on us. didnt try to kill me with a chainsaw though.
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04-01-2008 , 05:17 AM
only guy i've ever gone off on at a live tourney
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04-01-2008 , 05:26 AM
beat: allen has posted in this thread and most of you dont know it

brag: i too have irritated allen, my choice of weapon was playing too slowly!!! yarrrrrr
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04-01-2008 , 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted by doublejoker
by far the best one
why do you always sit out?
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12-20-2008 , 12:30 AM
has anyone seen the one of me with the borat swimsuit>
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12-20-2008 , 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by LearnedfromTV
only guy i've ever gone off on at a live tourney
story please
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12-20-2008 , 01:13 AM
hehe, sorry guys I don't mean to whine so much at the live tournaments. i'm just trying to get in your heads!
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12-20-2008 , 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by g0lfa
i need a pic with chainsaw on or near the face.... cause i want to use it as my avatar... maybe others will use it too. lol
I want to hold a real chainsaw against my face because I read this crap.
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12-20-2008 , 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by OnceUpon
hehe, sorry guys I don't mean to whine so much at the live tournaments. i'm just trying to get in your heads!
Were you playing 5 dollar video poker and chain smoking behind me at the Goldstrike last year. Either it was you or a guy that looked just like you. If you take a real chainsaw around then I would recognize your ass next time.
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01-02-2009 , 03:45 AM
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Originally Posted by unlucky4me
Were you playing 5 dollar video poker and chain smoking behind me at the Goldstrike last year. Either it was you or a guy that looked just like you. If you take a real chainsaw around then I would recognize your ass next time.
i dont smoke but i do play 5 dollar video poker
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01-02-2009 , 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by unlucky4me
Were you playing 5 dollar video poker and chain smoking behind me at the Goldstrike last year. Either it was you or a guy that looked
just like you.


was it this guy?
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01-02-2009 , 09:24 AM
Ha did I say Robert Varkoni? Is your name SuperStation?
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01-02-2009 , 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by FideICa$hflo
How about you suck my **** NVG-tards
Needs a name change to FideINoCa$hflo, obv.
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01-03-2009 , 03:59 PM
no im this guy ....

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01-05-2009 , 11:51 PM
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