hahahahahaha

hes obviously got a few screws loose upstairs

standard why ftp is trash

Is he still playing?

I think the roof is caving in.

lol great stuff.

and +1 to looking exactly like him

Hahahaha

The funniest thing about all this is Alan Boston's avatar is probably the single most true-to-life avatar on all of FTP

someone tell him to make the mad and the surprised face!!

when he disconnected
icaludwn (Observer): intergalctiv interference


HAHHHAHAHA

icaludwn (Observer): dont pretend you have any power alan
Dealer: Hand #13496415490
ted bundy76 (Observer): c
donkeypuncher0 (Observer): SOMEONES A CRANKY LITTLE ALIEN
Dealer: WylieLynch finishes in 3575th place
SFSlim (Observer): donkey dont call him alien he doesn't like that very much
Dealer: tiraffee has 15 seconds left to act
Ikkan (Observer): Hey Alan, are you related to E.T.?
Dealer: axp118 has been disconnected
Dealer: axp118 has reconnected
bmwmcoupe (Observer): He will throw u against a wall
icaludwn (Observer): yeah his fingers glow
Dealer: VAMarlin has 15 seconds left to act
icaludwn (Observer): i heard it was a child that he through against the wall
donkeypuncher0 (Observer): ALANS A GREAT PLAYER, JUST LOOKS FUNNY
Dealer: Alan Boston has 15 seconds left to act
Alan Boston: If u talked to me in person like this, your right, you would end up through a wall
Ikkan (Observer): Hey Alan, I loved you in Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
SFSlim (Observer): ohhhh INTERNET TOUGHGUY EH
drew13800 (Observer): glad to see a sponsored pro threatening people
donkeypuncher0 (Observer): ALIENS AN E-THUG
Alan Boston: not at all
bmwmcoupe (Observer): u have special alienw powers?
drew13800 (Observer): you &&%%in cancer lookin nazi muffin
icaludwn (Observer): yeah thats great
Alan Boston: try me in person
drew13800 (Observer): NAZI
drew13800 (Observer): NAZI
drew13800 (Observer): NAZI
bmwmcoupe (Observer): ok
drew13800 (Observer): NAZI
bmwmcoupe (Observer): can we bet
Dealer: Alan Boston has 15 seconds left to act
drew13800 (Observer): NAZI
drew13800 (Observer): NAZI
donkeypuncher0 (Observer): I'M TELLING HOWARD ON YOU YOU &%!!ING ALIEN
icaludwn (Observer): drew shut up
Dealer: axp118 shows Ace King high
Dealer: Alan Boston shows a pair of Sixes
Dealer: Alan Boston wins the pot (1,040) with a pair of Sixes
Tournament Director: The blinds are now 170/340 with an ante of 25
Dealer: Hand #13496454858
JebusTHEFIERCE (Observer): alan, please be positive as a poker pro. You can't be telling people that you are going to throw them through walls with your alien powers like that.
Alan Boston: Nazi huh?
JebusTHEFIERCE (Observer): It is disrespectful.
Ikkan (Observer): Alan, do you physically throw people, or use telekenesis that your species has surely perfected by now?
icaludwn (Observer): lol
Dealer: TrukRman has 15 seconds left to act
TheBuakaw (Observer): Alan
SFSlim (Observer): i agree with what this jebus fellow is saying
TheBuakaw (Observer): Alan you can just
System: The $15K Super Turbo KO ($55+$4 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 8 minutes.
TheBuakaw (Observer): "Search player" these names and mute their chat
drew13800 (Observer): why is ur avatar smiling i wouldnt if i looked like u

Wow he is really getting wound up:
Alan Boston: If u talked to me in person like this, your right, you would end up through a wall
Ikkan (Observer): Hey Alan, I loved you in Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
SFSlim (Observer): ohhhh INTERNET TOUGHGUY EH
drew13800 (Observer): glad to see a sponsored pro threatening people
donkeypuncher0 (Observer): ALIENS AN E-THUG
Alan Boston: not at all
bmwmcoupe (Observer): u have special alienw powers?
drew13800 (Observer): you &&%%in cancer lookin nazi muffin
icaludwn (Observer): yeah thats great
Alan Boston: try me in person

SFSlim (Observer): i keep waiting for the ban hammer but hey here i am
SFSlim (Observer): GO GO ALIEN
donkeypuncher0 (Observer): ALAN, WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO BE IN GOONIES?
Alan Boston: I asked them not to ban your chat SF after you apologized.
SFSlim (Observer): oh thanks!
Alan Boston: that has just changed
SFSlim (Observer): oh no!
bmwmcoupe (Observer): HAHAHHAHA
SFSlim (Observer):
icaludwn (Observer): haha lol
icaludwn (Observer): dont pretend you have any power alan

donkeypuncher0 (Observer): TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
icaludwn (Observer): TAKE ME TO YOUR LEDERER

I think all 2+2ers should ship icaludwn $5 for being a hero

wat


he's that guy from weird science and stuff imo

I SECOND THAT, this guy is a genius lol!

posting in future h.o.f thread

"Get off my traiiin" minus hair imo

lost my chat over this. www.pokerstars.com

whats a h.o.f thread?

this is a pic of his wife....
they make a cute couple....they look a lil similiar

This thread is too funny. The chats are freaking hilarious, this is just the thing i needed to read coming into work on a monday morning. Funniest thing was someone calling him an 'alien rat'.

"Take me to your Lederer" probably represents the single most awesome thing ever uttered by man.

the alien douchebag got my chat banned. effin ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1