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Alan Boston: "Most of the red players on here are idiots" Alan Boston: "Most of the red players on here are idiots"

10-24-2009 , 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Doc89
I don't understand why FTP signs "pros" like this. Is there ANYONE out there who is thinking, "Oh wow, I GOTTA play at the same site as Alan Boston."
Yeah, all of the 100nl regs out there:

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Originally Posted by icemonkey9
I have a good number of hands against Mr Boston at 100nl FR. He didn't last long there and last I heard was playing 50nl games. To say he was playing nitty would be offensive to the 11/9 nits.
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10-24-2009 , 09:59 PM
In that second clip, when he makes that crazy face...he looks like the weird guy from the original " The Hills Have Eyes pt 2 ( maybe in Pt One also, not sure ) and who was also in that old Motley Crue video back in the 80s....I think it was " Smokin in the Boys Room "

I also laugh in the YT comments about clip 2 where the one guy says the girl laughing sounds like she had an orgasm at the very end, because it did sound that way. Off topic, but funny none-the-less.

Good job on the Movie Poster and also the person asking if anyone was out there who would say " I HAVE to play at FT now since UFO boy is now a Red pro "

Good stuff.
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10-24-2009 , 10:49 PM
U left out the "earthlings are morons" part.
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10-24-2009 , 11:12 PM
i admire hid candidness tbh.

Sure he threw the rattle out of the pram, and didnt handle verbal abuse too well. but he talks more to the players then the rest put together.
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10-26-2009 , 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Doc89
I don't understand why FTP signs "pros" like this. Is there ANYONE out there who is thinking, "Oh wow, I GOTTA play at the same site as Alan Boston."
No, they are thinking "Oh wow, I GOTTA play on the same PLANET as Alan Boston."
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10-26-2009 , 01:12 AM
I guess I'll never grow a sideburn
it's a shame with all I've got to go between
I hope somebody's cause takes soon
it's getting hard to find a place a root can sink
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
Thanks to her I can think clear enough,
to be thankful that she died before tonight

Saving everybody takes a man on a mission
with a swagger that can set the world at ease
Some believe it's God's own hand on the trigger
and the other dumping water in the streets
Talking tough is easy when it's other people's evil
and you're judging what they do or don't believe
It seems to me you'd have to have a hole you're own
to point a finger at somebody else's sheet

Baby every bone in my body’s gone to jumping
like they're gonna come through my skin
If they could get along without the rest of me, it wouldn’t matter if they did
But skeletons ain’t got nowhere to stick they're money
nobody makes britches that size
and besides you're a ghost to most before they notice,
that you ever had a hair or a hide

I don't know how good it does a man,
to keep on telling him how good it is he's free
free to wash his ghost down the drain,
and free for them to tell him there's no such a thing
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10-26-2009 , 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Doc89
I don't understand why FTP signs "pros" like this. Is there ANYONE out there who is thinking, "Oh wow, I GOTTA play at the same site as Alan Boston."
i think at this point alan boston is a red pro simply for the amusement of 2p2
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10-26-2009 , 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by fishdonkey
Is that news to you? Unlike sports (for the most part), poker sponsorships have never been about how good the player is. The FTP and stars pros are a pretty much a bunch of bums.
last i checked brady quinn still has a ton of endorsement deals
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10-26-2009 , 01:23 AM
What's the story with Alan Boston? I see his name fly about NVG but haven't ever read the threads...anyone give a brief synopsis on whether I'm supposed to love or hate this guy?
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10-26-2009 , 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by banonlinepoker
What would a good Alan Boston thread be without this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46MQY...eature=related
hahaha so good, i take it he doesnt play much nl
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10-26-2009 , 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Aggrocaller
What's the story with Alan Boston? I see his name fly about NVG but haven't ever read the threads...anyone give a brief synopsis on whether I'm supposed to love or hate this guy?
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10-26-2009 , 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ItsRainingMen
lol wp. Seriously though....?
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10-26-2009 , 01:43 AM
kid on the bike should be gobbbo imo
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10-26-2009 , 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Alan Boston
most of the red players on here, can't beat NL50, including me
FYP
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