Haha awesome!!!!

alan bostin does not give a ****. my hero.

what is it about pro chat that attracts ******s?

http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/pro-cha...oland+de+Wolfe

some gems:

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QUESTION FROM mcw23: favs sports man

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: rolling cupcakes on greg muellers manbreasts


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QUESTION FROM coldgin8979: Would you reccommend mucking all losing hands and if not, when is it good or bad to show a hand?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: muckin gis good but i like to threw them in the dealers face

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QUESTION FROM CallMeTheGame: do you find gavin's double chin sexy?

ANSWER FROM Roland de Wolfe: it feels like a stress ball

Cocaine, it's a hell of a drug.


LSD, shrooms, weeds, pcp and whatever else, too.

yeah thats it. sick book.

The Odds, by chad millman

When i'm done with this internet **** and has grown up i want to be like Alan Boston for sure. 30% of how cool he is would actully be fine to.

aliens,, oops alan talking to the rail right now in the ftops event #3

AK Tilted (Observer): i heard from the 2p2 forums you were going to buy a new avatar or something for a million
RAS3000 (Observer): NH Mang
baberahamlinkin (Observer): alan, where can i sign up for the heaven's gate cult?
Alan Boston: you talked about this on a forum??
Alan Boston: are people that sick
Cal-Nik-2: lol
AK Tilted (Observer): well i didnt. but it was mentioned
Alan Boston: i just need to send in new pictures
Alan Boston: i dont need any points
Alan Boston: it is a &&%%ing avatar
Alan Boston: damn
baberahamlinkin (Observer): lol
AK Tilted (Observer): they'll update it for you if you want?
Alan Boston: it is supposed to be funny
baberahamlinkin (Observer): you look like an alien
Alan Boston: i just have to send them pictures
baberahamlinkin (Observer): plz send immed
Men_D_Bastard (Observer): yours and roland de wolf is almost the uglist one in here]
Alan Boston: the thing i hate is I am fit as &%!!, and this thing makes me look sickkly
Cal-Nik-2: the botox makes you look youngish if you want something positive to say!
Men_D_Bastard (Observer): lol
Alan Boston: i got carded last month
Alan Boston: i had a hoodie on
Alan Boston: got carded
Men_D_Bastard (Observer): give them a pix w/ a cap or something
Alan Boston: not kdding
Alan Boston: so looking young is not a problem
AK Tilted (Observer): how old are you?
Alan Boston: 51 this month
Jiacstrap: ur def in a cult
Alan Boston: could send picture in with my shirt off, and torture all the women
JMB 14 (Observer): nice one
baberahamlinkin (Observer): you look like that lady in the fight club. ya know, the one at the beginning in the cancer meeting
AK Tilted (Observer): you should ask to replace patrik antonius on the sign-in page alan
Men_D_Bastard (Observer): lame
Cal-Nik-2: gl all

****er got my chat banned a few weeks ago.

Good **** from Boston. real dude but not a A list pro.


would read again

"look likes that chick from fight club"

Lol @ being compared to helena bonham carter

LOL Allen you big tease.

Man Alan Boston is a cool dude. Played live with him one time and a bunch of pro sports bettors at the Palms. Also when I used to work out with a personal trainer, AB's name came up, and he told me that AB is completely inhuman in the gym.

Almost alien like.

Alan Boston is an oversensitive douche. You can't even mention something about him without him saying he with throw you against a wall.

[ ] FTW
[ ] doesn't look like his avatar
[ ] can "beat up" everyone he thinks he can
[x] Insecure alien