lolll i knew what you were gonna write once I read that quote

Yeah he's got a short fuse, but he's probably the nicest red pro in chat to people who don't act like 12 year olds. He will answer any poker related ? you have that he might have some insight to. He once gave me a 15 minute lesson in stud high in the chat box when I asked about the game. How many red pros do that?

imo alan's just upset cuz he dies at the end of "cocoon"



god damn wilford bremly

Don't know a thing about the guy, but this whole alien thing is funny as hell. He should probably be thankful since his name recognition has probably doubled since this started. Seems to have some thin-ass skin for a poker pro though.

He really is a great ambassador for Full Tilt:


LOL @

Alan Boston: i am
Alan Boston: totally chill
Alan Boston: ALL THE TIME
Alan Boston: i am fun to play with usually

Wait, who is alien boston?

domcug (Observer): BURTTIO
Burrito: what?
domcug (Observer): ASK ALAN IF HE WILL go on pro chat
TakeNotesFool (Observer): Burrito
TakeNotesFool (Observer): I'll send you 5
Burrito: Alan, some douhce bag wants to know if you'll go to pro chat
TakeNotesFool (Observer): if you type ALAN THE ALIEN BOSTON in caps
Alan Boston: please ignore those idiots please
Alan Boston: you will be better off
Burrito: ALAN THE ALIEN BOSTON!
Burrito: okay
TakeNotesFool (Observer): 1 sec
Burrito: i will
Dealer: Alan Boston wins the pot ($0.95)
Alan Boston: righ that &@$@
Alan Boston: fk em
Burrito: lol
TakeNotesFool (Observer): just sent
Siralos9 (Observer): ALIEN IS AN ALIEN ALAN IS AN ALIEN LALALALA HEY LALALA
Alan Boston: i got the fukers riled up
Burrito: wow thanks
Alan Boston: i told them to tell all the little coksuckers at 2 plus 2 to man up and talk to me to my face
Burrito: haha
LOLTbird: baddd idea haha
Burrito: the hell is 2 plus two?
Alan Boston: but they wont because i would throw them through the nearest wall
LOLTbird: dont worry bout it

• QUESTION FROM mattyd86: so...who are you?
  ANSWER FROM Alan Boston: am a ****ed up depressed middle aged sports better who ventures off to play poker on occasion. I am in sick shape physically> I am smart as ****. I teach extremely well. I hate myself.

explains a lot imo

I would actually love to see people call him an alien irl. Would be f'n hilarious

alan boston is the most entertaining creature on ftp in a while

It seems like he feels alienated from society.

someone ask if he has seen the film my stepmother is an alien, i cant as im in a tourney and dont want to get doomswitched ldo

this

u gonna support city now he's gone?

no /derail

Ty for this, I can't stop watching

oh man this was good

Burrito: Alan, did you disable your chat for everybody?
Alan Boston: just observer
Burrito: oh
Alan Boston: i can see everyone in the games chat

Alan Boston playing $.25/$.50 NL HE at the moment... I presume he busted out of the tourney and is grinding for rent monies.

im on his table. he seems like a nice guy, I don't know anything else about him though.

LOLtbird

Stay_Onee (Observer): Alan how much money did you make for starring in E.T


wsop_caddy (Observer): Is you kid as Ugly as you.
Alan Boston: say goodbye to youf chat
wsop_caddy (Observer): What?
wsop_caddy (Observer): You look like MR clean

those two just made my ****ing day, i lolled so ****ing hard, i cant wait until i see him on so i can **** with him. btw this thread should be changed to Alan Boston blows up in chat.

GREAT name, I should use that one.

lol, this is still going:

mgfi26 (Observer): will someone PLEASE ask alan why his avatar is so funny looking
swibman33: HEY ALAN
Dealer: dmjohn shows a pair of Queens
swibman33: WHY DOES UR AVATAR LOOK SO ANIMATED AND GOOFY NO OFFENCE LOL
LOLTbird: LOLDONKAMENTS IMO
Dealer: dmjohn wins the pot ($15.45) with a pair of Queens
Dealer: Hand #13932000867
mgfi26 (Observer): lmao
Alan Boston: they had fun making it
Alan Boston: i hate it
Dealer: TO_Lad has 15 seconds left to act
Alan Boston: no more avatar talk
mgfi26 (Observer): LMAO!!!
Dealer: ThinEdge wins the pot ($34)
Dealer: Hand #13932022169
Alan Boston: thanks
mgfi26 (Observer): alien question...ONE TIMEEEE!!!

LOL so a guy says you know u r on 2 plus 2 right? He says in the alan boston section!
Lemme start off by saying that this thread is hilarious and although alan's a pretty serious guy if he read this he'd laugh his ass off IMO.
I play 5-6 7 game mixes at a time and I actually prefer Alan at my tables not because he's a bad player (the guy is tough in the 7 stud games) but because he's hilarious!
The dude talks to everyone aned about everything. He'll give you baseball picks, thoughts on steroids, girl advice... anything!
Im not kidding when I say as a grinder that plays 60k hands a month its refreshing to see anyone chat, let alone a red pro.
Cindy Violette won't even say ty after u say nh after she catches a 2 out scoop.
Boston Best Red pro for entertainment value alone IMO