yeeeeh alan boston is a cool guy, looks like et and doesnt afraid of anything!

This is what all the hobbit say....

wow. I'd say the average 2p2er is better than Alan Boston.

No the average 2p2er is too busy being envious and bitter towards Red Pros for getting deals to spend time actually improving at poker. You for instance not only replied to me once, but came back a few hours later to do it again. I love how highly you all think of yourselves though. If you guys took the time to pull your heads out of your asses to objectively critique players it would be more constructive than commenting on whether or not someone looks like an alien. But that is too much to hope for. Continue with your jealous sniping.

That someone would be Alan Boston






Alien Face.

ahhahaha wow i didnt know that was allen boston.. i played with him at the wynn 2-5 300-1500 game and hes terrible and seems like a meathead bipolar douchebag

I'm playing tonight and will be sure to sport the astronaut avatar. I hope everyone joins me. Would be so epic to see him surrounded by 8 of us.

I just saw it!!!!!!!!!! The alien avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I had to come here and post about it immediately. LOL

His avatar was super size in the lobby just now announcing MiniFTOPS Stud tourney tonight which he is hosting. I know he's got dem bug eyes, but the eyes of his avatar don't even line up which just makes the whole look with the bald head even more alien-looking.

I never really understood the hulabaloo about it, but man... now I understand. haha

And lest anyone think I'm just piling on... I happen to like Alan Boston. But that avatar just ain't workin' for ya, dude.



Check it out - the rolled up hoodie around his neck doesn't help either, it looks like a bad Star Wars costume. If I were Alan, I'd just have them show my biceps and that's it. LOL

IT'S ON! Good luck everybody.

Im the only astronaut at my table and no one using it on Boston's table

I didnt get enough sleep, gonna scrap today, but I went to his rail. Made a few harmless jokes, bam, insta chat ban. I'm glad tho, I hate my chat.

LOL I'll prob get a chat ban too when some FT person reads my post above.

I could use a chat ban, maybe I'll do the same as you and go right to the table. I think I give away FAR too much info with my drunken rantings and ravings during tourneys. hahahaha Who the hell needs chat anyway? I agree with ya.

"Thought this was a Full Tilt party, but it ended up being all Ed Hardy"

WTF? All I said today is "gl astronauts" on Boston's table.

Hope he dies in a waterfall. Or I get moved to his table and bust his ass.

no spacemen at his table.

Yes... all true...
But what's with shaving the eyebrows?

Alan Boston Derangement Syndrome...
May not be an entirely benign phenomenon...
And needs continuing careful observation.

He seems like a nice cat, but his avatar is completely horrible.

I think I've got to be one of the only people to email stars and ask them to ban my chat. Serious blessing in disguise.

I self chat banned on FTP for a month. If I had half a brain I would have never asked for it back.

i got like 3 cracks in and didn't get chat banned yet, he's about to play cash so i just slapped on the astronaut av and am waiting for him to sit

Pretty funny that he's sitting at table Pluto.

You've gotta love how he handles it in the worst way possible, which makes people want to insult him even more.

You'd think he would either:

1. Take it in stride, make some jokes about it
2. Ignore it
3. Get a new avatar

Instead he just keeps bickering with the railbirds. Seriously, didn't he learn any valuable life lessons when he was 12 years old? Complete idiot IMO

This is a really good call. I wonder if the dude has alopecia

table minor gogogogo

Damnit.


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I didn't even write them

I seriously dont understand how players like him who are several thousands of dollars down after 300 games can become a ftp...its a joke, even live he's never made it big so where the **** do ft get some of these people from?