The great "Poker is rigged" debate - Collected threads edition - Page 3591 - Internet Poker

i'm sure you do not understand a real sourcecode in c,c++,vb so please stop talking to me.

a brand new player will start with c1 but changed/flagged to other class after a while ...

What is a 'real' sourcecode? Are there fake sourcecodes? How do they look, Mr "Master of Science"? Also, only idiots use vb, so don't talk to me, fkn pleb.

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08-10-2020 , 11:50 AM

#89752

Monteroy

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Apparently "open your eyes" is the only code he knows for now. Perhaps when he completes his masters degree he can come back and expand on it at that time and change the world.

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08-10-2020 , 12:45 PM

#89753

TheoryJuicer

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Originally Posted by UsernameTaken

You really shouldn't post when you are shitfaced drunk. Get help.

Oh I don't know about that. The fact that he's ripping you donks a new one while totally shitfaced is pretty entertaining.

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08-10-2020 , 12:51 PM

#89754

UsernameTaken

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Originally Posted by TheoryJuicer

Oh I don't know about that. The fact that he's ripping you donks a new one while totally shitfaced is pretty entertaining.

Maybe you could ask him for advice.

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08-10-2020 , 01:18 PM

#89755

d2_e4

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Sorry there guys. Just closed my eyes for 2 seconds, and before you know it... well, you know the score. What's happening? Oh, juicy's here! Hello juicy.

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08-10-2020 , 01:22 PM

#89756

MonkeyPox

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Originally Posted by JohnCleese

In what area of IT do you study? Perhaps you may be use.

I was surprised that it wasn't IT the clown that he studies. Based on his posting, he knows all about being a clown.

So what happens if a table is nothing but class 1's? Does everyone get dealt AA and a pair of aces hit the flop?

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08-10-2020 , 01:38 PM

#89757

d2_e4

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Originally Posted by UsernameTaken

Oh hey, homophobic slurs, that's something. Tell you what, how about you double your daily intake, that way you might actually end up in the addicts nursing home you belong.

It wasn't really intended to be homophobic, more a suggestion that dispensing fellatio is your only marketable skill.

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08-10-2020 , 06:38 PM

#89758

MonkeyPox

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Originally Posted by d2_e4

I do drink like a fish. Which reminds me - how do you explain the oceans? They're not water, else the fish would drown. I think we're not getting told the whole story.

Oceans are basically a slow cooking soup or stew, depending on how you look at it.

It has salt, water, different types of meat and vegetables and with the thermal vents, it is like it is in a giant slow cooker.

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08-10-2020 , 06:54 PM

#89759

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Originally Posted by d2_e4

It wasn't really intended to be homophobic, more a suggestion that dispensing fellatio is your only marketable skill.

Kanpai!

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08-10-2020 , 07:01 PM

#89760

riggedrng

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GGPOKER
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...layer-1775624/

YES NON RIGGED SERIOUS BLA BLA
...

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08-10-2020 , 07:38 PM

#89761

a dewd

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Originally Posted by riggedrng

GGPOKER
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...layer-1775624/

YES NON RIGGED SERIOUS BLA BLA
...

Ahhhhhh grasshopper, you speak much, know little.

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08-10-2020 , 08:47 PM

#89762

MonkeyPox

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Originally Posted by riggedrng

GGPOKER
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...layer-1775624/

YES NON RIGGED SERIOUS BLA BLA
...

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08-11-2020 , 12:57 PM

#89763

TheoryJuicer

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Originally Posted by MonkeyPox

The lack of self-awareness in your post is stupendous.

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08-11-2020 , 01:00 PM

#89764

d2_e4

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I mean, right or wrong, when you just got your ass handed to you for posting silly memes calling other posters stupid, you might take a short break from posting silly memes calling other posters stupid.

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08-11-2020 , 01:06 PM

#89765

lagtight

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Originally Posted by TheoryJuicer

Oh I don't know about that. The fact that he's ripping you donks a new one while totally shitfaced is pretty entertaining.

+1

Even while "under the influence", d2_e4 would probably destroy UT at chess.

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08-11-2020 , 01:14 PM

#89766

a dewd

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Originally Posted by TheoryJuicer

The lack of self-awareness in your post is stupendous.

Another epic fail at comprehension.....you are consistent.

He responded to someone using the GG confiscated my funds thread as some evidence of being rigged.

His meme could apply to almost 100% of your posts.

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08-11-2020 , 02:28 PM

#89767

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Originally Posted by lagtight

+1

Even while "under the influence", d2_e4 would probably destroy UT at chess.

Wow, you even suck at creating insults. Everything about you screams 'clueless geezer'.

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08-11-2020 , 02:42 PM

#89768

lagtight

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Originally Posted by UsernameTaken

Wow, you even suck at creating insults. Everything about you screams 'clueless geezer'.

Are you spying on me 24/7?

How else could you know that EVERYTHING about me "screams clueless geezer?"

I would encourage you to get a life, Skippy.

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08-11-2020 , 02:57 PM

#89769

lagtight

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Originally Posted by UsernameTaken

Wow, you even suck at creating insults. Everything about you screams 'clueless geezer'.

I will have you know that I am the Editor-in-Chief of the Clueless Geezette!

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08-11-2020 , 03:10 PM

#89770

MonkeyPox

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Originally Posted by d2_e4

You have the reading comprehension of Trump. Can't follow along, lose your place and just make stuff up when you can't figure out where you are.

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08-11-2020 , 03:12 PM

#89771

d2_e4

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Originally Posted by MonkeyPox

You have the reading comprehension of Trump. Can't follow along, lose your place and just make stuff up when you can't figure out where you are.

Well I have no idea what you're talking about now, that's for sure.

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08-11-2020 , 03:30 PM

#89772

MonkeyPox

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Originally Posted by d2_e4

Well I have no idea what you're talking about now, that's for sure.

You don't have any idea what anyone is talking about most of the time.

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08-11-2020 , 03:30 PM

#89773

UsernameTaken

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Originally Posted by lagtight

I will have you know that I am the Editor-in-Chief of the Clueless Geezette!

Gets called out for creating stupid, worthless old man jokes. Responds with not one but two stupid worthless old man jokes.

It's true: the older you get the more you turn into a bratty child.

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Originally Posted by lagtight

Are you spying on me 24/7?

How else could you know that EVERYTHING about me "screams clueless geezer?"

I would encourage you to get a life, Skippy.

Wow, you quoted the same post again?
If you need attention that urgently, Billy-Bob-Buck-Brody, it's actually you who needs to get a life. Remember, the retirement home is right around the corner for you.

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08-11-2020 , 03:34 PM

#89774

d2_e4

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Originally Posted by MonkeyPox

You don't have any idea what anyone is talking about most of the time.

Lol dude. You called me stupid, stopped responding when I proved you wrong (at least NOG had the humility to admit he was wrong), and instead of apologising or at least leaving it, now you're doubling down on the insults for no reason, other than I assume embarrassment for making a dunce out of yourself. You seem like a swell guy.

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08-11-2020 , 03:52 PM

#89775

Monteroy

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Originally Posted by UsernameTaken

Wow, you even suck at creating insults. Everything about you screams 'clueless geezer'.

Hey, not everyone busts out the playground gold material like you, like, for instance, when you insult an obese person:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

You like food!

Shame for you that Kelvis was banned as you might actually get some material from him if he was still here.

All the best.

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