Inspired by this awesome B&M thread: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/27...common-897698/

1. You've reset the hotkeys on tableninja because your old hotkeys don't work after so much pressing.

2. Your wife/girlfriend has never played poker, but she uses terms like "EV" "PFR" and "3 bet" correctly.

3. You've turned down a juicy home game because you haven't gotten your rakeback quota for the month.

4. Over 50% of your clothing has a fulltilt/pokerstars/whoever logo on them.

5. You have friends that you've known over two years, and you consider them good friends, but have no idea what their real names are.

6. You spend as much time looking at your HEM/PT3 as you do actually playing cards.

7. You prefer online to casino poker because the casino has a totally unreasonable policy about wearing pants.

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Woah, I think you meant, "Break-even rakeback pro grinders."

you don't feel like having a pee-cup at your desk is a weird thing

Not one of your list applies to me.

uhmmm...nope...I can't find anything on your list that applies to me.

[ ] Ten things

4 of ur 7 things are true for me.

8) When something bad happens to them in real life (like getting a ticket), they refer to it as running bad

9) They think live players suck

10) The time they aren't playing poker they spend sleeping/eating

can you mail me some KPOP

or email me some!

You spend more time caclulating the best place for bonus/rb than you do playing.

You want to kill anyone who short stacks.

You belive sites should be designing the games to funnel the money into your pockets as quick as possible.

You have chat turned off.

I think you need weed smoker in there somewhere.

OP, ur list is terrible.

guilty

.......coupled with, 'When they or someone else are angry in real life, they refer to that person as being on tilt.'

In before "no girlfriend" jokes

/Srsly? 15 posts and not one gf joke?

LOL so true!

- read the B&M thread more for the stories than for strategies

- 30-40% of the time you play poker is done at work (but playing poker is not your job)

Yeah...Pee Bottles are a stable in every grinder's office....

I received a B in a course called Credit Risk the other day - I told my professor, that I ran under EV.

+1

Some of those did apply but not as bad

marijuana addiction

11) Your only weakness is hungry/sleepy
12) Your desk has the oddest assortment of **** on it.

13) You're smart enough to realize there are a bajillion threads like this and there is no need to make another. oh wait....

you are finally over the bad beat syndrome and never go on tilt lol

14) They think of big purchases in terms of buy-ins