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04-08-2010 , 08:39 AM

#51

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That is all.

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04-08-2010 , 08:44 AM

#52

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yeah josem is either genius or idiot savant

i am leaning toward genius rather heavily

does mr giblet know that josem is the white knight he is searching for, with respect to the posibility of internet poker cheating - i mean the man has the credibity

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04-08-2010 , 12:11 PM

#53

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Originally Posted by Josem

Translated again:

Hello,

Many of you don't understand what I said. Are you doing this deliberately?

My comments were about a wager between a group of 2p2 posters. There was one woman (who was mean to me, but I don't care) who claimed to know the 2p2 posters.

StoxTrader issue was different though.

I haven't said anything about Team Full Tilt because they are now honest. Someone involved in Full Tilt was involved in dirty business around sports betting - it was in the newspapers at the time.

I am speaking about the colluders. Someone posted a photo of them and made some racist comment. It doesn't matter what ethnic background they have, because they are cheats regardless of their race.

Not many people complained in the beginning.

Sweating in online poker is Outrageous and Wrong, perhaps this is because there is a loophole in the online poker rules. Cheaters will always find their way through the rules - but it is the spirit of the rules that are more important.

Thank You.

Thank you Josem for translating this. It may be our "last best hope" for eventually establishing two-way communication with this life form.

Dances with Giblet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrGPW4O_5Cc

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04-08-2010 , 12:42 PM

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I don't understand most of what Mr. Giblet is talking about, but I somehow feel whatever he's saying must somehow be correct, do I agree with him, Yes? Yes. I nominate Mr. Giblet for class president.

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04-08-2010 , 12:58 PM

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04-08-2010 , 01:13 PM

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Yarbles

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seriously why isnt giblet modded already

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04-08-2010 , 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobo Fett

Mr. Giblet,

There is nothing WRONG with you sitting in your chair. Don't LET the brash young men and women Persuade you to believe otherwise, however Aggressive though they may be.

A chair is a CHAIR and a chair is for Sitting, yes?

Thank You.

wp sir

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04-08-2010 , 01:25 PM

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I LOVE this Guy.

He REALLY Needs to Poast MOAR.

<3

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04-08-2010 , 01:30 PM

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NFuego20

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Wait, Giblet..... it's wrong to sit in your chair? Why?

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04-08-2010 , 01:40 PM

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AASooted

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Originally Posted by Yarbles

seriously why isnt giblet overseered already

FYP

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04-08-2010 , 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MicroBob

Using google I have taken the initiative to translate this from english to russian to hungarian and then back to English so that Mr. Giblet can understand what you are saying:

Hehe, I think you may have uncovered Mr. Giblet's secret!

Juk

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04-08-2010 , 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by analoguesounds

Again...converted into Giblet-ese,
translated from English to French to Afrikaans and back to English we get

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josema yes or genius or mad scientist

I lean quite heavily on technology

Waste not know Mr. josema is the white knight, he asked, with reference to the possibility of fraud internet poker - I mean the man's credibility

Hope this helps.

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04-08-2010 , 01:48 PM

#63

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Mr. Giblet for mod!!! Yes? Yes.

That is all.

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04-08-2010 , 01:49 PM

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Yes, I get it now. +1 on the leaning of the technology.

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04-08-2010 , 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Giblet

Hello,

Good Morning.
It seems many are being misled by a misreading of my message? On purpose? I cannot tell.

My comments were ON the response to the wager bet between a group of multinamed characters floating around this site. I recognized one young woman( she had come at me with aggressive sass, no harm no foul though) who claimed to be familiar with them as were many others.

The StoxTrade debacle was handled in a different manner.

Also, my comments on Full Tilt backers/founders is quiet because they are not actively Cheating anyone Currently, and the dirty business involving certain persons happened Long Ago in another Realm (Sports Book not the Poker Dealings). This is been documented and read in papers of Record.

Legitimately, though, my topic is on the many many varied defenses of the team of colludes (in the wager section) Someone posted a photo of the young men and suggested certain ethnic elements which I shall leave be, because a Cheat is a Cheat regardless of how they tie their laces or shine their shoes, Yes?

The voice of suspicion and outrage in the beginning was limited.

Also Peaking and commenting on hands is Outrageous and Wrong, perhaps there is a loophole, as all vermin will find a hole through Which to infiltrate. But a wrong is a wrong as much as I am sitting in my chair right now.

Thank You.

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

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04-08-2010 , 01:59 PM

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MicroBob

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Translating your post via the magic of google:

You must be kidding me. I was further put to use even have to go look up more than anyone can. Can we be really good, as decided by less than half want to use Go for it? I think when it was really good, once again to place and want to go, then he has really been put to use even want to go even more similar. It's just common sense.

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04-08-2010 , 01:59 PM

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I, for one, Would like to know how Mr. Dwan and Computer scientist Ferguson have to SAY on Matters of this Ilk.

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04-08-2010 , 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by AnAnonymousCoward

I, for one, Would like to know how Mr. Dwan and Computer scientist Ferguson have to SAY on Matters of this Ilk.

Um, they would need a translator also.

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04-08-2010 , 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MicroBob

Again...converted into Giblet-ese,
translated from English to French to Afrikaans and back to English we get

Hope this helps.

A potentially useful form of data encryption, like the Navajo Code Talkers of WWII.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_talker

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04-08-2010 , 03:18 PM

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JonHizall

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what an incredible story of good and evil, right and wrong, love and hate peace and war god and the devil.

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04-08-2010 , 09:01 PM

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Fits like the proverbial........

Thanks for the laughs guys. This thread truly delivers.

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04-08-2010 , 09:22 PM

#72

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LOL @ Mike Haven editing in a link to josem's translation to Mr. Giblet's posts. Thanks Mike and wp!

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04-09-2010 , 12:07 AM

#73

TBobLP

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Stick your hand in the cracker barrel get caught and tell someone Its just a taste?

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04-09-2010 , 01:01 AM

#74

analoguesounds

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Originally Posted by MicroBob

Again...converted into Giblet-ese,
translated from English to French to Afrikaans and back to English we get

Hope this helps.

2 geniuses/genii? ITT!

One Legitimate Translator & One Comical Translator!

Brilliant MBob!

My daily "liquid out the nose" laugh - and I wasn't drinking anything at the time either!

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