Today I quit online poker (I freakin' mean it this time, buddy). This was the last mother-f'n straw. I'll make the 35 min. drive to the Casino. Here's why:
Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 8 players
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2+2 Hand Converter
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TheExcession (UTG+1): t1060 M = 23.56
diggdodger (MP1): t1520 M = 33.78
LKHOS (MP2): t825 M = 18.33
ezmp (CO): t1390 M = 30.89
PeterG86 (BTN): t1515 M = 33.67
lazEboy673 (SB): t4965 M = 110.33
Hero (BB): t990 M = 22
mej500 (UTG): t1235 M = 27.44
Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with T
K
2 folds, diggdodger calls t30,
LKHOS raises to t60,
3 folds, Hero calls t30, diggdodger calls t30
Flop: (t195) T
Q
K
(3 players)
Hero checks, diggdodger checks,
LKHOS bets t120,
Hero raises to t930 all in, diggdodger folds, LKHOS calls t645 all in
Turn: (t1725) 2
(2 players - 2 are all in)
River: (t1725) 2
(2 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: t1725
LKHOS shows 2
6
(three of a kind, Deuces)
Hero shows T
K
(two pair, Kings and Tens)
LKHOS wins t1725
How could anyone make this call unless they could see the board? I know people make frustration calls preflop w/ any 2, but on the flop? With 6-2 and no clubs? What possible justification could there be other than cheating?
This has happened to me several times over the past couple of years. You would expect to win some of these. But every time someone makes an unexplainable call like this, boom! They hit the f'n Lotto!
I keep waiting for someone to make a call like this and lose the hand, but no. They always win. When I get a super-weird call that makes absolutely no sense, it's gotten to the point I know I've lost the hand as soon as I see their stupid f'n cards. I just sit back and watch the impossible unfold. As soon as I saw the mother-f'n 6-2, I actually yelled out loud "six-six"! I knew something very, very strange and fubb-kupped was about to happen to me. I missed, but I was close.
This NEVER happens live. In the history of live poker no one has ever made a dick call like this.
These douches always seem to be from Russia or Eastern Europe.
Please, someone explain this to me! Why is it not possible to crack the RNG? Why do these guys only make these calls when they hit? Why do I never get to laugh after the hand and say "dumbest call of all time, douchebag! What were you thinking, dicknose"?
I'm done with on-line poker! I mean it! Done, done, done, done, finished, forever! And yes, I'm pissed-off!!
Now I have to go and kick the dog for a few minutes. Here Nappy....Here Nappy...While the wife's out....Here boy....Where's my frickin' Zoloft....Here boy....
Too Wise