Aw, someone is having a hissy fit? Problem is, that does not cure you from being totally boring. Just makes you boring while having a hissy fit.

Do I repeat myself at times? Of course! That is simply a byproduct of allowing the riggies to set the agenda with their whining, and most riggies (such as you) are repetitions of riggies before you. You just happen to be a very boring variant of a dull sub-section of the riggie culture.

Your whole RnG deal is random but then the sites change the cards on or after the flop thing has been tossed out many times before you (and even discussed and debunked with the math guys in detail in this very thread many years ago - feel free to read the early thread and see for yourself). You bringing a boring 2020 variant, with no creativity or originality is your limitation, so indeed the schticks I used on you were used on riggies just like you before you who followed the riggie commandments as fervently as you have to date.

Here is a much better example of a riggie who did your routine. Maybe learn from him when you come back in future (ideally with another new posting account).

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...tally-1706112/

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...41/?highlight=



Quite the word salad that said pretty much nothing. Perfect for the riggie thread, well done!!

ANyways, if my "perspective" is in question, then go to the forums with experts in that area and ask them for their much more expert perspective. I suggest that to riggies all the time when they toss out their silly beliefs about math concepts or programming, but none ever do it.

You would agree that doing that, and asking experts about their concerns, would make sense, right? Have a medical concern - ask an appropriate medical expert. Have a computer programming concern - as an expert at computer programming. Math concern - ask a math expert.

Why will riggies never do that as an inherent part of their culture?

Instead of "stepping back" in a riggie thread, go to the proper forum, the math forum, and post your concerns there. Here is a link for a forum that would help, but you will never use:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/25/probability/



You certainly do not, but that is part of the charm of this thread!


Come on. Anon hands are a relatively new thing. You have been around since 2005. You should have literally tens of millions of hands in your databases, more if you did any significant data mining that was possible for many years.




How do they do this? They rake it for $1,000?

I mean if you are going to delve into the house super user stuff - meh, whatever. Kind of fringy even for riggies, and again would be discovered very quickly by players (not like these house super users will win slowly at 5 BB/100 playing a tight aggro game ).

How are they immediately pocketing your 1K?

They definitely would not if you spewed it on slots like that end of world slots riggie. Then they get all your money! That is why rooms tried hard to get people in your category to use the gambling platforms that helped them a lot more. They lose a lot when you spew your 1K deposit to a reg quickly. They win a lot if you spew it on roulette!

You need to go into more detail with how the sites are getting more rake from you than the $3 or $5 max per hand (of which you only contributed half anyway at most). Again, are you suggesting the site is filled with mysterious house super users or something that have never been detected. What is the missing piece here in your belief that $3 rake on a hand is not actually $3?




Definitely is, but unfortunately riggies always detect fishy stuff where it pretty much does not exist and would flood discussions on real fishy issues with their weird paranoia. Lock Poker paid no players a cashout for over a year and riggies would flood that thread with complaints about new player boom switches.



Fair enough. I adjust my earlier statement to - you were not beating the games in 2006, you aint gonna beat them in 2020. Thanks for pointing that out!


Well, if you have fun posting here then continue to do so! That is what this thread is about - and people on all sides should have fun, in contrast to Mr Moody Pants I replied to at the start of this post.

As for your information - well, you have yet to provide any for 15 years, so I will go with the safe side in assuming you will also provide no verifiable information for the next 15 years as well .

All the best.

The guy who has been posting the same tripe for 15 years calls others boring, with such a complete lack of self awareness it's actually hilarious

Keep the essays coming Microstakes. I'm sure they help convince 0.000001% of the people who read them. Or maybe not. That's your contribution to society. Give yourself a pat on the back.

Incidentally, there's nothing wrong with being an affiliate shillie as long as you recognize that's what you are and all you'll ever be. A bottom feeder.

I openly say I get paid to post here as a shill, while people like you do not! I agree there is nothing wrong with it, as unlike riggies - I like money and figure out ways to make it. See, we agree that I monetize things people like you cannot.

Again, too bad for you that you are having that end game emo thing going, but that is a typical behavior pattern for your sub-category of riggie. I gave you links to a much better version of you to read and learn from. I know you are generally afraid to read or post outside this forum, but if it makes you feel better his stuff was moved to the math form from here, so you can still have the safety of this thread when you visit the math forum, and you may even be surprised at some of the other threads when visiting there as well now!

Remember - when you come back in the future with your 3rd+ user name - be less boring!

All the best.

Thanks for the advice Microstakes but like the rest of your advice, it's not worth the virtual paper it's written on.

Have a nice day shilling.

your "perspective" as in "your words" are not in question at all! but your perspective must be stated explicitly if you want to make claims as long as you consider them facts not just your opinion.

my "concern" is that you seem to be incapable of formulating factual claims correctly even if pointed out. i dont think medical assistence is required for this (actually i would find it harsh at least), as i dont think this is out of ordinary, in the informal world happens more often than not. and in these kind of questions i am very well able to help you anyway.

Go get yourself a nice glass of milk and a cookie and you will feel better.

See, I am all about helping riggies of all kinds.

Now, make room for the better riggies and when you come back in the future (and you will) - do it with a new user name, and although you will be discovered (like you were this time) - try real, real hard to be less boring and that might hide this run of yours a bit longer. Same advice I have given to other riggies, because this thread is all about riggie repetition .


Well, here is a good thing for you to then go through

1) Identify your specific concern
2) Go to the appropriate forum to address that concern
3) Link that here so we can be entertained

Note, riggies of the current era never get to (2), and most refuse to even do (1), so let's see how far you get on that list!

My overall concept of this thread is simple

1) This thread is about having fun
2) Riggies like to whine
3) Riggies never provide verifiable data
4) Riggies rarely even provide a specific theory that can be tested
5) Riggies refuse to ask for help in appropriate places to address their concerns
6) Riggies need to be properly contained so they do not get in the way of real issues, so in a way - (4) above is kind of a good thing, but I still like mentioning it because it annoys riggies

and I doubt anyone would suggest I do not follow my guidelines. The cranky Boredom riggie suggests that is all I ever do (and get paid for it)!

Let's see how you do when I ask you to post your equivalent guidelines and address my earlier list as to why you will not go to the right places to get the answers you need.

All the best.

lol i didnt see that coming... is that true?

Absolutely! Riggies for years would use "you make money" as an insult, and much like how most riggie theories would cost the sites money, their insults seems to suggest that people like me make money doing things like posting here, whereas they get paid zero. Riggie beliefs tend to make no sense in that regard, but that is part of the charm of their culture.

I saw no reason to dispute their riggie logic, so I openly cater to that belief of theirs and proudly agree that I get paid to post while they get paid nothing. Just shows how hard I work to meet riggie needs at times.

Thus, I got paid to post this reply.

All the best.

They must be paying him by the word

Absolutely! I get paid to post. You do not.

Now, go get your milk and cookie to feel better, and then wait a while and come back with a new name and try your stuff again in a more fun and entertaining manner, by learning from this exceedingly dull experience. Even you can do better!

You may also want to check out the math forums to see some new threads there in the past couple of days as some do directly discuss some of your concerns.

All the best.

The tables have turned Microstakes, you just can't see it. Every additional post serves to confirm your pathetic existence. We're laughing at you now.

Have a nice day shilling.

Thanks for the reminder!

As TJ is afraid to ask questions in the Prob forum, I moved one of his earliest threads there to try to get a proper answer for him.

Hopefully, responses will help him to see where he goes wrong.

Sheesh, even your stomp your feet and take your ball home posts suck compared to the equivalent posts of past riggies of your genre. Maybe try two cookies.

Also, some math guys are helping explain your math concerns, so feel free to engage those spoooooooooooky math people if you dare... Who knows, perhaps they will give you the hug you need for comfort. Probably not. You can ask them the odds of it.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...p-fun-1722922/

All the best.

All THREE of you? He sure will be devastated.

Juicetard, I love your reasoning in the WCOOP thread. Just shows how much of a fish you are. If you haven't already, you should quit poker asap.

That would be when he attempts to think.

Imagine him struggling to put the round peg into the square hole and not understanding it all, then....declares it a faulty toy because you cannot prove the designer did not intend that specific opening to be round.

The narcissist can never understand or accept basic logic. They also are never capable of detailing out any solution or lucid thought patterns.

The funniest thing is how he emulates monteroy without being amusing. His attempt at some shill list was particularly stupid, including his ability to not comprehend what a shill is by definition.

Wonder if he PM'd Mason and ask to see proof of the forum existing and nobody able to post as another member.

Flat earthers have done experiments to prove the earth is flat. When the results aren't what they expect and actually show that the earth is round, the flat earthers claim that something is wrong with the process and the results are incorrect. I have a feeling that this would be the case here.

While you're at it, create a thread for yourself asking whether it's possible to win at >5bb/100

Well, not for you, since a functioning brain is required. You whining like a little ***** about top set making quads does not count as having a functional brain.

Sorry, you're a dumb moron, best thing for you is to quit poker and never look back.

Because I am feeling nice - I will do that for you, but do not worry, I will give you full credit for your belief, as I never want to take credit for special ideas that your culture creates.

All the best.


Edit to add:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2.../#post56208000

There you go, posted it for you just as you were requesting it be done! I also got paid to do t as a bonus.

Well, well. Look what happens when you post your questions in the right place, as MH kindly did for you.

He is not actually interested in having his bubble popped. Narcissistic people just keep deflecting and changing conditions.

He would claim the variable is not right because he meant two callers preflop, and then the first to act bet 1.5 BBs and the second player raise exactly 3.4 BBs for 39.125% of his stack.

It is why I'd never waste time giving him the links he is too lazy to type in himself. I would then have to direct to the page, explain the big words, connect them to the statutes or rules, etc... It would never ever end. He drives his own clown car. Best to just laugh at him and his attempts to sound cool or edgy. Harmless fun amd we get to chuckle everytime he avoids following through, including his vapid response to this post.

It's cool to embrace their dumb.

I have no doubt that some players win at 5bb/100. However, I do doubt that you have a database, let alone one with any player against whom you have played 350k hands, whether or not they won at that rate.

Prove me wrong, or make up another feeble excuse not to post a SS.

This week the rig level it's highest I've experienced since the Covid-19 pandemic started. It makes sense since they already advertised their software and now they are cashing out on those who got in their system.

Skynet is operating again at full capacity. You've been warned. I'll upload some hands if youtube finish processing the vids I added.

I found this thread much useful. It just takes some digging and skipping a lot of posts by the same individuals to get to the useful information.

My update for the week, PartyPoker has the rig level to its highest since the pandemic started. You've been warned.

sounds much fun!