Every time he says "I am good at poker" or derivative of, I get this mental image of Peter Pan "I do believe in fairies, I do believe in fairies"

I need more of SRS responses to trolling of LPO. Please keep em coming guise. Tell him how he should of played hands he posted and what steps he needs to take to improve his game. It is not at all obvious that the moron is just taking a piss of the shills. He is fo sure the real deal and needs more of your guidance. You didn't convince him quite yet.

Cliffs ?




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cliffs"
-badbeateveryday = the latest account of lolpotodds (banned for being ******ed or something)
-claims online must be rigged cause he loses to "set-ups" (gets it in on 48J with A8 in a 3-bet pot multiway)
-thinks donks win cause its rigged or he gets superused
-thinks he's the best micro-limit player on stars

^ pretents to* for the last 3. His hands and his explications however make it too obvious he's just trolling, playing as weak a game ITT as on the felts.

Well I just scored a 121 but I don't think online poker is legit, so what exactly does that mean?

it means there is hope for you

edit: for every riggie here, why not try this out for one week

stop bitching about beats but purely look on the way you played a hand and where it can improve (and it can). why not actively post hands you are puzzled about on this forum and see what happens

then after one week tell me how bad it got with all the beats or that you see chance (winning more/losing less?)

This is a win/win situation for the shills though.

If the 'riggie' reports an improved winrate, they'll say 'see, it really was you that sucked, and you needed to work on improving at poker'.

If there is no difference, the shill will say it's 'variance'. Whenever I've posted my bad beats it just gets written off as variance rather than rigging.

Technically the last two hands I posted were coolers, not bad beats. But it still doesn't change the fact the site totally set me up to lose. Especially the last hand where I flopped top pair so obviously all the money was going in, but the other guy had a set.

The shills will never admit to been wrong. If there's a reduction in losses/an increase in winnings that will be taken as 100% proof that there is no rig. If the reverse happens that won't be taken as 100% proof there is a rig however.

Besides I don't feel I could learn much from posting about strategy in micro forums. I hope it doesn't come across as arrogant but I'm sure I already know whatever is been discussed in that subforum, and my thinking is almost definitely on a higher level than theirs so I wouldn't get much out of it.

I don't post about strategy because there's not really much more I can learn as my microstakes game is already rock solid. Might be able to get something out of the medium/high stakes live forums (as those players will actually be solid and grinded up their bankrolls without been aided by a rig) but as I don't play live there's not much point posting.

Why dont you play live? (I doubt you're a winner live)

+ you're not posting strat cause you know you suck and will be seen as a troll and get in trouble

How about you teach the winning donks to become solid losing players?

Also I'd think there has to be more fun to trolling uNL than to troll the shills ITT.

Riggies in this thread do not even take posting whiny beats seriously in terms of doing a good job.

In contrast check out this post.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/44...t-one-1423873/

Still not rigged

http://www.absolutepokerscandal.com/
http://www.examiner.com/article/onli...-at-pokerstars
http://www.ispokerrigged.com/index.html

I wrest my case.

Its not rigged according to those links it just says about bots which isnt a faulthy rng

this is what gives it away...nice try though.

tl;dr but WUAW.

Even the sites that weren't legit didn't rig the deck.

To everyone looking for answers about online poker. This message is for you.

You will not find the truth on this website about how pokerstars screws people over to not have to make big payouts/ losing out on profit. The reason you wont find it here or any other website like this one is because this site is run by pokerstars.

I wont go in depth about how the scheme is run in this message because my message will be deleted and my account banned once again for revealing the truth.

What I'm offering those of you smart enough to realise the scam, is an opportunity to discuss the truth with me on the topic at hand via msn Skype etc. Because getting to the truth while on these boards is impossible. The shills, mods etc will never allow it to be revealed. It's what they're paid for.

If you're interested in finding out why that miracle card always seems to come on the river, make it deep only to see a miracle suck out one more time I can explain how and why. We all know luck is involved in poker. But it's not nearly as much a game of luck as online poker is. The huge payout tourneys don't get won by people in the know or brand new accounts each time by luck, and again there is a good reason why its always the case.

The shills will now pile up to discredit me calling me a fish a moron etc etc etc. But the truth is that I am winning player online in my career and have recently asked for my account to be closed permanently for the simple reason that I knew too much and Pokerstars knew this, so I was gifted some major wins and trips around the world in hopes of shutting me up. Then I cashed out what I had online and was never allowed to make a dime again.

If you're interested in the truth please send me a PM and I will either give you my e mail or Skype etc so I can awaken you to the dirty truth about online poker.

Guy above me wasting a lot of page space

there is no need to discredit you, you are handling this part very well by yourself...but anyway: You're a fishy moron and a liar. Whats your screenname?

Oh and i won 5 million dollars just today playing 1,50 hyper hu. Therefore it is not rigged. Case closed.

Discussing via skype? I know for a fact that skype is also run by Pokerstars, and if you contact BackDoorz your home will be raided and your family taken hostage seconds later.

Nice try, Stars!

You sound like one of those scam emails from a Nigerian Prince. Should be easy to prove the bolded part...

As if PokerStars would grant him PM privileges after this post.

when I was in school my mom always assumed i was studying astronomy since the teacher's told her I was taking up space.

got sick of all the badbeats on 888 network and decided to just play for fun. lost $100 had deposited $50. Got left with $1 started playing .11$ 6max ST, am now on $8.5, and I don't think it's rigged... but for sure it's not random either. Probably because computers can't generate random ****, they have to follow some equation or whatever. I don't wanna be whining about my luck but I get suckedout all the time and I rarely suckout.

I've been tracking it with pokertracker4, so is there any "badbeat factor(lol)" so I can post here. Any way of seeing if I'm being badbeaten more than I should ?