See you in a few days and make sure you lose a lot of money like degens are supposed to

Best of luck not going right back to your degenerate gambling, and more importantly, not making more worthless posts in a thread full of worthless posts.

I'll set the over/under for your next whiny post ITT at 16 days.

His last whining was about his results with his $1 bankroll, so I suspect he is incapable of losing a lot of money, so I will actually take the side that he will not post again because he is completely broke at this point anyway.

Degen bad beat whine blog riggies are the definition of boring.

ROFL!

I haven't lost a dime to NJ poker. Just cashed out on 888poker because I finally had enough of that awful site.

Haven't had enough time to play lately like I like to. Definitely don't need anymore of that bogus site.

Short stack loses 100% of the time on the 'exit hand'. Otherwise, it wouldn't be an 'exit hand'. DUCY?

Along time ago at the El Rancho in Las Vegas, out of a 6 deck shoe, I pushed 7 straight hands with the dealer. All 7 hands were blackjacks.

Stuff happens

Eh, please don't take offense...but your Q7o vs AJo hand on a J 8 7 flop is ridiculous. We're talking about a 4:1 favorite, which means he had a 1 in 5 shot to beat you. Not really unusual....

Whatever you do, don't start building a pot on the flop with your a strong hands that would just be stupid.

Considering you've hit a set, I'd assume it's a raised pot (though you are probably a compulsive limper) so the pot should already be about 6-10bb. And I mean, dry flops are terrible to build a pot on, no way is your hand stronger than anyone wld expect.

Let's wait a street before putting anymore in, that way when the board is no longer dry we can safely start shovelling money in and come moaning when the river hits.

Enjoy your riggie status, your playing style sounds perfect for it.

I will happily open my Holdem manger database for analysis.

So sick of 4 months of torture, with the dominating hand losing way more often than it should in important pots.

I personally just do not feel like the deal is on the square.

filetea.me

No registration or app install necessary. Just drag the file unto the "add files" area, copy and paste the link here. Should take under a minute.

Nice to see someone willing to do that. Other options for you (if you do not trust bodhisoma and assume he will rig your data) are to post on the Holdem Manager forums you will certainly find some who will do it for you for a fee, or maybe even at no cost (though if you scream about riggie stuff you likely would scare away anyone who would do it for free).

You can of course post there asking how to use your database program to do the work yourself if you do not want to pay anyone else to do it and then present your data.

Also, feel free to use the tools at this site

http://www.ispokerrigged.com/index.html


Nice to see a riggie finally willing to do some work to support his beliefs, I look forward to your conclusions, though truth be told I do suspect your interest to do the actual work will fade pretty quickly. Perhaps you will surprise us!

All the best.

P.S. Feel free to post some of your bad beats, and see if they beat these ones for instance just to be festive

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-h...864_D4EE14E517

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-h...755_43179CF7C7

How you interpreted "here's how you can easily share you data" with "I'd be willing to comb through your hand histories" is a mystery.

I never plan to play on 888's rigged site again. I already know it's all rigged, if you don't believe me just take your $100, make a deposit, wait a month until your new player boomswitch wears off, and try to beat any of the games up to 50nl. You'll find donks get runner runner flush and straight draw suckouts almost all the time. Anyone else who has an open mind who plays on 888 will be able to verify what I'm saying.

I don't get this whole 'prove it' bull****. What motivation would I have to say 888 is rigged unless it was? To 'prove' I'm good at poker to people on the internet I've never met?

And I'm not a losing player overall in poker. I'm only a couple of hundred dollars up over my lifetime in cash games, granted. But that's because up until now I've just been playing 2nl, 5nl, and a bit of 10nl. I'm up about the same amount in tournaments but I don't play them anymore except when I get freeroll tickets. My overall cash game winrate is 8bb/100. Not amazing for micros, nah, but that's because of the rig dragging my winrate down. I'm still not losing even with the rig though.

What's so hard to get about it? When you claim to have observed something that other people haven't, it's pretty natural for them to want to see some proof. Especially when the allegation is this serious, and people make dubious claims on the Internet all the time.

Who knows? But asking for proof doesn't necessarily mean people think you are making it up - you can be incorrect without making anything up.

It's not that anyone automatically assumes that you have a motivation to lie, or to prove something.

There are multiple reason why someone could think that it's rigged while in reality it's not. The human brain sucks at approximating the frequency of events in hindsight. There are effects like selective memory, confirmation bias et cetera (there is a pretty long list to find on wikipedia, but cba to look for it again) which make it unlikely that everything is exactly as you think it would be. These are proven issues, and you should make sure they are not the reason you think that way before making allegations.

Or do you think you are immune to biases and your perception is flawless? Talk about "having an open mind".

Nice of you to wait until after the offer expired to respond (despite you being in the BBV section ranting it up again on the very same day I posted my challenged.
If you KNOW it's rigged then it should be an easy call for you to take my bet and win 100 shouldn't it?

Oh well - too late. You 'missed the window' and now you can continue to insist that it's all rigged. How convenient for you.

And if I could register at 888 I would. I'm from Maryland.

Because it's easier to lie to yourself and claim a site is rigged than it is to face up that you need to work on your game.

Did you actually record all your buy ins and cash outs? Or are you making numbers up again?

Cause so far, to date, I'm a losing player. I'm down exactly $159 in live games (loss of $2.25 an hour) and $70 online

(Oh and plus $300 at Lock ripoff poker but I can't really count that because it's held up in a withdraw request I didn't lose it playing. Ok I did lose $30... so make it $100 online.)

But I had a good weekend - turned my $200 into $550 at $1/2 (oh wait did I just win your entire lifetime earnings? sorry...) so I'm feeling generous. Well here you go - here's a chance to possibly DOUBLE your life time winnings at cash games: I'm going to give you a second chance, and I'm going to double my offer. You bundle up your hand histories - all of em - and put $100 in escrow, and I will put TWO hundred in escrow, and stand by my original offer to video tape the entire process from start to finish. I'll post the video where everyone in the world can see it and you can review my process and ensure I stuck with my commitment. We'll both agree on a third party from this thread to determine when the funds can be released.

And because I'm so convinced that you're more interested in deluding yourself than owning up to the idea that maybe you aren't all that and a bag of chips, that maybe you just hit standard variance plus got out played, that I'm going to re-open my offer for a week. Yep, you heard me - one week. In fact - a bit more.

You have until 00:00 GMT 04 Feb 2014 - that is midnight in England at the end of Monday the 3rd (ie the midnight between Mon and Tue just so there is no confusion) - to accept this offer.

One you accept the offer, you will have 3 days to work out where we'll escrow the funds and agree upon a neutral third party judge, and then 2 days to provide me with the files and of course we will have to submit the funds to escrow.

Once the funds are in escrow and I have the files I will need a week to complete my analysis (because 1: I've never done this on a poker database before so I need to learn the model; 2: I don't know postgres so I have to get the tools, and 3: I have a day job) and post my findings.

To repeat the conditions to prove its rigged:
Only now you stand to win $200 and only to lose $100 where I stand to lose $200 and you stand to lose $100.

That's the deal. I'm putting my money where my mouth is. I have 20 years experience in computer data analysis, so I'm up to the job, and I'm willing to eat $200 if you turn out to be right.

So put your money where your mouth is, whiner.

It is a mystery because it is a fabrication of your own interpretation of my statement. I certainly do not expect you to do any free work for that whiny guy, but I tossed in some fake encouragement to him to amuse myself while knowing once he calms down he will never take the initiative to do a proper analysis in any way shape or form.

All the best.

lol.

I didn't say I was willing to do anything.

I didn't offer to touch GS' data.

You have some seriously eyebrow-raising control issues dude, you're beginning to give some of the riggies a run for their mental health money. Stop being an idiot and seek professional help.

I was talking about the whiny riggie. You posted to him just before I did, so from my perspective your post surprisingly appeared between his post and mine. I tweaked mine after a bit to adjust for that, but I guess I left that part in and it could be a bit unclear that I was talking to him instead of you do to the timing of your post.

Let me be clear, I never expect you to do anything. Ever.


Control of what? A meaningless riggie thread that is just a source of amusement? Anyone can do whatever they want within this thread as long as it adheres to loose forum guidelines (ie: no hate language, no contentless bad beat blogging etc).

If you need me to explain my posts in future using simple language I will so that you avoid any misinterpretation, and I will be diplomatic in assuming that you were channeling riggies with your personal insult flame as a means to mock them, with regard to how simple and emotional they react on the internet.

All the best.

How dare you insult the great Monty in his eternal quest to control this thread. To protect his ego, he will assume that the posts that you directed at him, quoting him, were intended to insult someone else.

He is the only person allowed to make up **** and post it in this thread, its his right as a poker coach and self proclaimed guru.

Your post reads like you are suggesting I insulted myself (since your post is right after mine), so you may want to learn how to use the quote function so others do not get confused, as we have seen that can happen rather easily with some people in this thread.

I personally have not actually coached anyone in years, so you may want to leave the year 2010 behind for future personal attacks in that specific area, so as not to sound that out of touch.

I never pretend people trying to insult me are insulting others, I just keep hoping someone gets more creative and funny when trying to insult me, that's all. If anyone does I will be the first one to compliment those efforts, but for now all I see are posts like yours which are basically whiny frustrated, hissy fits.

Try again and if you do a better job I will certainly let you know. I like helping those who need it when I can.

All the best.

Keep trying to maintain control by making things up and pointing out how inferior everyone's posts are compared to yours.

You clearly don't recognize boring and whiney because you continue to post the same drivel week after week.

I appreciate you tried again to use insults, but you clearly need more help. Why don't you PM some of the other people who are frustrated like you and perhaps combined the bunch of you can form a think tank of sorts and come up with something that has some actual punch to it. You can even call yourself the Superfriends or something if that empowers you.

I will pop in late this evening to see if any of you individually or together could muster something actually witty for a change. Have a nice day.


All the best.

I run away when I realize people don't think I am as cool and interesting as I do too. No think tank required to understand your m.o.

I didn't realize that 2010 was the end of your coaching career and your last interesting and original post. RIP to both. Perhaps you should post your updated resume so we can appreciate your greatness and contributions to humanity.

It's painful to think someone this old is this insecure. Dude has more issues than an Irish wedding.