FYP.

How would we get the pies in?

Some of us like to actually enjoy our poker and playing on more than 50 tables at once can become tiring.

Too busy filling our lil pieholes and winning lots of your money.

lol you can all bite me !

No thanks, we don't know where you've been.

Not winning any poker games, that seems certain.

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really? that's your comeback? from a guy who can't even use the quote function correctly? how sad for you and your sister-wife.

hahahaha i am a winning poker player but i only play live. Meet me at the commerce casino in LA theres a nice lil coffe table there ill take your tournament funds
keep on playing your 60 tables 24 hours a day when is the last time you nerds saw real people or had a normal social convo(and not about poker) in person ???? do you masterb**te after your done with your session?via online bust out with your 20 different porn vids at the same time. It will get to you soon.

You piece of **** please tell me you are from La ?? if you are lets meet up and then say what you have to say and we will go from there ....ill beat up so bad that you wont be able to hold two cards in your hands and the mouse what mouse... pick your bones clean!

are you saying you don't jerk-off? that's clearly a lie. so since you're a liar, I don't believe anything else you say.

also, who said anything about playing 24 hours a day?

you ain't better b/c you beat awful live players at one table, you're just dumber since you pay money for gas and dealer tips. but keep telling yourself you're not a sub-standard human. Your Mother-Aunt still loves you, at least.

im not a punk to say **** about family members via text blog poker bull**** online .... punk piece of **** ....

that's not a question, that's an imperative statement. it gets punctuated with a period.
that's an interrogative, which is followed by a question mark.
I'm not quite sure what you're saying here - but obviously communication isn't your strong point. Are you saying you'll beat me up? That's a fairly childish response, but at least you're consistent! Also, you're going to injure my hands? What kind of fighting technique is that? Finally, your threat to "pick my bones clean" - is that a reference to cannibalism?

Or does that rant imply that you'll beat me in the game of poker so badly that my hands will shake at the very thought of playing again?

Either way, your macho assertions are quite indicative of a shallow intellect as well as lack of self-confidence. I suspect you are over-compensating for a small penis and guilt for the horrible acts which were perpetrated to you while in foster care. Hey, I know what I know.

im happy i think i finally got to you , i can see in your message that you are upset because im right its okay calm your nipples down !lol
Stop talking out of your ass you piece of ****. its okay i spend money on gas besides im only 5 minutes away from the commerce so bite me!
and whats wrong with beating up bad players im sure you would do the same if i dont someone else will right? your a smart ass you should know that
I dont have to teach you everything

tell ya what, if you can't post politely and on-topic in this thread, you are not to post here at all. understood?

Mission accomplished !
I can do whatever the f**k i want. if you dont like it go and report me, RAT!
Just like your buddies do in the poker rooms

apparently you can't follow instructions, so you are not to post in this thread again. also, how do you know my nipples are excited?
see what I mean?
1st - it's "you're" - not "your
2nd - didn't you just say I was dumb ass and I should learn to be a smart ass?

Seriously, stop posting.

You are a caricature of all of the faults of mankind.

I was just curious to see what goes on here . An I see two different types of people half are normal and the other half are people like you that post reply bull Sh**t and think they're the sh*t you know what you are, your a piece of sh*t !

ahh, so you are a standard-issue troll. I knew my nipples were tingling for a reason.
no, you can't - at least not here for a few days. but I don't have to report you, I can do it myself.

as far as what my buddies do, they only thing they report you for is offering hand jobs in the men's room.
this type of posting is your definition of normal? wow. sad, sad life.

and yeah, I'm the **** 'cause I know the difference between "you're" and "your."

Marky buddy, don't get upset now.. I know these boards are your prime social interaction and your reputation is very important, but keep it cooollll

I'm not upset, I'm sad that a person makes it their primary interaction with people besides their parole officers to come here and troll. It's unfortunate you are unable to tell the difference, but not surprising.

However, I'm only here during my "work" day - I go out and do plenty of stuff, but thanks for your concern.

I lost a lot of money on FTP trying to take up PLO in June. I made some money on PS doing the same thing.

FTP IS RIGGED!
**cough**

Here is the explanation.

That's excellent and could indeed be a "rough" test for RNG integrity. In fact I do have HeM, so I will be able to test it when you make it available. Great work.

Anyone who is defending online poker either

1. Has not had their account messed with.
2. Thinks something may be wrong but does not want to scare the fish away.
3. Is employed by various sites to defend it.

4. Has actually looked into the statistics and seen that everything is within expectation.

Jeez, yet another hormonal teenager who thinks it's big and clever to be a keyboard tiger on his daddy's computer.

Something tells me he's never played a hand of poker in his life. He' have trouble playing snap!