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Old 07-02-2009, 03:09 PM   #5851
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Say what you say and i know what i think .
FYP.

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AN if you so smart and no all the right answers why dont you shut your lil pie hole
How would we get the pies in?

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and play on 3 monitors running 60 table on 3 different sites and stop waiting your time!
Some of us like to actually enjoy our poker and playing on more than 50 tables at once can become tiring.

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Since you have all these perfect explanations maybe you should consider running for mayor , for a town called pokerstars
Too busy filling our lil pieholes and winning lots of your money.
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Old 07-02-2009, 03:15 PM   #5852
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lol you can all bite me !

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Old 07-02-2009, 03:19 PM   #5853
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lol you can all bite me
No thanks, we don't know where you've been.

Not winning any poker games, that seems certain.
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Old 07-02-2009, 03:34 PM   #5854
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Something makes me think you really don't....



But how many times have you won with them? Have you even looked at any long term stats?




Is this 100 times from memory, or have you looked at your stats? And how many times has your 90% hand held up?




I know in my local casino they have a strict "No Bad Beats" policy.



Yes, it is time to retire from all poker when you think the deck is literally stacked against you. You should at least take a break, because you will hardly be making good decisions.



Is there a single rigtard who plays primarily cash games? A bad beat in a tournament just hits you so much harder than being stacked in a ring game and making it all back a few hands later.



Yeah, just ask Fullflush. I'm sure the mods are just sitting around watching the chat ready to doomswitch you when you a rude to another player.


Now, if you've read this thread at all, you can't possibly think this post will get anything but love from the rigtards and scorn from the rest. You must know its not proof of anything. But if you truly believe that the site is punishing you you should make a formal complaint to the site and get some justice!
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including learning how to play well and being profitable. try that for a change.
learn how to be a smart ass not a dumb ass
you're confused - you don't "know" anything, you have a "hunch." they're not the same thing.

sometimes we take breaks.
oh remind me to dip my ballz in your latte , when you on break!
towns don't have mayors, cities do.
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Old 07-02-2009, 03:38 PM   #5855
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learn how to be a smart ass not a dumb ass
really? that's your comeback? from a guy who can't even use the quote function correctly? how sad for you and your sister-wife.
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Old 07-02-2009, 03:46 PM   #5856
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No thanks, we don't know where you've been.
look up the record books and then maybe you will change your mind sissy
Not winning any poker games, that seems certain.
hahahaha i am a winning poker player but i only play live. Meet me at the commerce casino in LA theres a nice lil coffe table there ill take your tournament funds
keep on playing your 60 tables 24 hours a day when is the last time you nerds saw real people or had a normal social convo(and not about poker) in person ???? do you masterb**te after your done with your session?via online bust out with your 20 different porn vids at the same time. It will get to you soon.
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Old 07-02-2009, 03:53 PM   #5857
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No thanks, we don't know where you've been.

Not winning any poker games, that seems certain.
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really? that's your comeback? from a guy who can't even use the quote function correctly? how sad for you and your sister-wife.
You piece of **** please tell me you are from La ?? if you are lets meet up and then say what you have to say and we will go from there ....ill beat up so bad that you wont be able to hold two cards in your hands and the mouse what mouse... pick your bones clean!
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Old 07-02-2009, 03:55 PM   #5858
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hahahaha i am a winning poker player but i only play live. Meet me at the commerce casino in LA theres a nice lil coffe table there ill take your tournament funds
keep on playing your 60 tables 24 hours a day when is the last time you nerds saw real people or had a normal social convo(and not about poker) in person ???? do you masterb**te after your done with your session?via online bust out with your 20 different porn vids at the same time. It will get to you soon.
are you saying you don't jerk-off? that's clearly a lie. so since you're a liar, I don't believe anything else you say.

also, who said anything about playing 24 hours a day?

you ain't better b/c you beat awful live players at one table, you're just dumber since you pay money for gas and dealer tips. but keep telling yourself you're not a sub-standard human. Your Mother-Aunt still loves you, at least.
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Old 07-02-2009, 04:00 PM   #5859
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really? that's your comeback? from a guy who can't even use the quote function correctly? how sad for you and your sister-wife.
im not a punk to say **** about family members via text blog poker bull**** online .... punk piece of **** ....
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Old 07-02-2009, 04:04 PM   #5860
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You piece of **** please tell me you are from La ??
that's not a question, that's an imperative statement. it gets punctuated with a period.
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if you are lets meet up and then say what you have to say and we will go from there
that's an interrogative, which is followed by a question mark.
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....ill beat up so bad that you wont be able to hold two cards in your hands and the mouse what mouse... pick your bones clean!
I'm not quite sure what you're saying here - but obviously communication isn't your strong point. Are you saying you'll beat me up? That's a fairly childish response, but at least you're consistent! Also, you're going to injure my hands? What kind of fighting technique is that? Finally, your threat to "pick my bones clean" - is that a reference to cannibalism?

Or does that rant imply that you'll beat me in the game of poker so badly that my hands will shake at the very thought of playing again?

Either way, your macho assertions are quite indicative of a shallow intellect as well as lack of self-confidence. I suspect you are over-compensating for a small penis and guilt for the horrible acts which were perpetrated to you while in foster care. Hey, I know what I know.
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Old 07-02-2009, 04:06 PM   #5861
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really? that's your comeback? from a guy who can't even use the quote function correctly? how sad for you and your sister-wife.
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are you saying you don't jerk-off? that's clearly a lie. so since you're a liar, I don't believe anything else you say.

also, who said anything about playing 24 hours a day?

you ain't better b/c you beat awful live players at one table, you're just dumber since you pay money for gas and dealer tips. but keep telling yourself you're not a sub-standard human. Your Mother-Aunt still loves you, at least.
im happy i think i finally got to you , i can see in your message that you are upset because im right its okay calm your nipples down !lol
Stop talking out of your ass you piece of ****. its okay i spend money on gas besides im only 5 minutes away from the commerce so bite me!
and whats wrong with beating up bad players im sure you would do the same if i dont someone else will right? your a smart ass you should know that
I dont have to teach you everything

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Old 07-02-2009, 04:06 PM   #5862
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im not a punk to say **** about family members via text blog poker bull**** online .... punk piece of **** ....
tell ya what, if you can't post politely and on-topic in this thread, you are not to post here at all. understood?
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Old 07-02-2009, 04:16 PM   #5863
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tell ya what, if you can't post politely and on-topic in this thread, you are not to post here at all. understood?
Mission accomplished !
I can do whatever the f**k i want. if you dont like it go and report me, RAT!
Just like your buddies do in the poker rooms
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Old 07-02-2009, 04:17 PM   #5864
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i can see in your message that you are upset because im right its okay calm your nipples down !lol
apparently you can't follow instructions, so you are not to post in this thread again. also, how do you know my nipples are excited?
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Stop talking out of your ass you piece of ****.
see what I mean?
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your a smart ass you should know that I dont have to teach you everything
1st - it's "you're" - not "your
2nd - didn't you just say I was dumb ass and I should learn to be a smart ass?

Seriously, stop posting.
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Old 07-02-2009, 04:18 PM   #5865
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im happy i think i finally got to you , i can see in your message that you are upset because im right its okay calm your nipples down !lol
Stop talking out of your ass you piece of ****. its okay i spend money on gas besides im only 5 minutes away from the commerce so bite me!
and whats wrong with beating up bad players im sure you would do the same if i dont someone else will right? your a smart ass you should know that
I dont have to teach you everything
You are a caricature of all of the faults of mankind.
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Old 07-02-2009, 04:20 PM   #5866
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tell ya what, if you can't post politely and on-topic in this thread, you are not to post here at all. understood?
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Mission accomplished !
I can do whatever the f**k i want. if you dont like it go and report me, RAT!
Just like your buddies do in the poker rooms
I was just curious to see what goes on here . An I see two different types of people half are normal and the other half are people like you that post reply bull Sh**t and think they're the sh*t you know what you are, your a piece of sh*t !
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Old 07-02-2009, 04:21 PM   #5867
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Mission accomplished !
ahh, so you are a standard-issue troll. I knew my nipples were tingling for a reason.
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I can do whatever the f**k i want. if you dont like it go and report me, RAT!
Just like your buddies do in the poker rooms
no, you can't - at least not here for a few days. but I don't have to report you, I can do it myself.

as far as what my buddies do, they only thing they report you for is offering hand jobs in the men's room.
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you know what you are, your a piece of sh*t !
this type of posting is your definition of normal? wow. sad, sad life.

and yeah, I'm the **** 'cause I know the difference between "you're" and "your."

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Old 07-02-2009, 04:32 PM   #5868
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Marky buddy, don't get upset now.. I know these boards are your prime social interaction and your reputation is very important, but keep it cooollll
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Old 07-02-2009, 05:00 PM   #5869
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I'm not upset, I'm sad that a person makes it their primary interaction with people besides their parole officers to come here and troll. It's unfortunate you are unable to tell the difference, but not surprising.

However, I'm only here during my "work" day - I go out and do plenty of stuff, but thanks for your concern.
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Old 07-02-2009, 05:19 PM   #5870
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I lost a lot of money on FTP trying to take up PLO in June. I made some money on PS doing the same thing.

FTP IS RIGGED!
**cough**
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Old 07-02-2009, 07:14 PM   #5871
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But on the internet a computer deals out thousands of "cards" every hour, and its central "brain" records and memorises each "card" it dealt out, to which player and whatever the result is. Over time could it not be so that this process of accumulating all those "memories" subtly changes the randomness of the whole process - in other words the computer is not dealing the cards on a completely unbiased mathematically random fashion as it was originally programmed for and as it would when first starting out, but over time it has been warped and changed in some undetectable fashion by its "memories" of dealing millions of hands out. Overall, the random number generator would perhaps still be in accord with the mathematical formula it was designed for if checked, but within the warp and whoof of its minute by minute dealing of "cards", in the very intercices of its second by second digital transfer of a players "cards" and "luck", it would perhaps operate, ever so subtly, outside the parameters of randomness, all dependent on the amount of hands and time a player has put into the site and his or her "style" and performance, all factors which would have effects on the computers "memory".
Here is the explanation.
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Old 07-03-2009, 01:58 AM   #5872
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I don't have anything for PT, but if you can download the HeM trial and import your hands, I am working on something that might be what you are looking for.
That's excellent and could indeed be a "rough" test for RNG integrity. In fact I do have HeM, so I will be able to test it when you make it available. Great work.
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Old 07-03-2009, 02:01 AM   #5873
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Anyone who is defending online poker either

1. Has not had their account messed with.
2. Thinks something may be wrong but does not want to scare the fish away.
3. Is employed by various sites to defend it.
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Old 07-03-2009, 02:05 AM   #5874
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Anyone who is defending online poker either

1. Has not had their account messed with.
2. Thinks something may be wrong but does not want to scare the fish away.
3. Is employed by various sites to defend it.
4. Has actually looked into the statistics and seen that everything is within expectation.
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Old 07-03-2009, 02:09 AM   #5875
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You piece of **** please tell me you are from La ?? if you are lets meet up and then say what you have to say and we will go from there ....ill beat up so bad that you wont be able to hold two cards in your hands and the mouse what mouse... pick your bones clean!
Jeez, yet another hormonal teenager who thinks it's big and clever to be a keyboard tiger on his daddy's computer.

Something tells me he's never played a hand of poker in his life. He' have trouble playing snap!
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