The great "Poker is rigged" debate - Collected threads edition - Page 973 - Internet Poker

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As it was stated, any poker site that operated illegally will not be able to obtain a liscense.

FT and PS however, will not be granted licensing anytime soon. There will be a quick passage in the next few months that will allow new regulated US based sites, to accept US players under the authority of the US Treasury Department.

Do you have anything to back up any of these claims?

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08-04-2010 , 04:09 PM

#24302

tk1133

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Originally Posted by Bobo Fett

LOL.

BTW, pfapfap was unbanned about 6 months ago.

And jolly has two 'l's.

Do you have anything to back up any of these claims?

Edgar Casey told me.

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08-04-2010 , 04:23 PM

#24303

spadebidder

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Originally Posted by KingOfFelt

What are you even talking about? 3.50?

bout tree fiddy man

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08-04-2010 , 04:59 PM

#24304

DonkoTheClown

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Originally Posted by Wiki

That's only one argument, Donko.

One based on maths and statistics is:

If you can detect some anomaly in the deal just by observation and without carrying out any meaningful analysis, the anomaly must be very significant and will be easily yield to detection using a comparatively small sample and proper statistical techniques.

Most people are not going to have enough math background to be able to see that. So they need to either take your word for it or go back to school and study statistics. Those are the only two options I can see...

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08-04-2010 , 05:02 PM

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DonkoTheClown

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Originally Posted by spadebidder

bout tree fiddy man

Ma Name Be Dole Brunsome. I has me won Three Fiddy Sevum. I pro tectify dis here R-N-G box wid it at ma Poak-Kur Sot.

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08-04-2010 , 05:05 PM

#24306

karmabling

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Another area of concern with the cake network stems from their psuedo random number generator.

If the clowns are unable to utilize SSL as defacto then I guarantee their random card generator is not random. Furthermore, what hardware device is the cake network using to "seed" the random card generator? They are not using any hardware device.

Only an uninformed person would play on the cake network.

Karma

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08-04-2010 , 05:10 PM

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Gordias

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Originally Posted by DonkoTheClown

My reply:

Dear Allyasia,

For $150 an hour, I am available to help you with your English. If you want help with your Math, Spadebidder will probably need $300 an hour.

Time is money.

Sincerely,

Donko The Clown

p.s. - For a limited time only, I will give you 10% off on English lessons. Please send unmarked $1 bills to Donko The F###### Clown, care of the Shill Network, PO Box 1313, Hidden Poker Island, Xenophobia 35298-1254.

Why are so many of you shilltards more concerned with grammar than you are with poker? Perhaps you should consider moving to an English grammar forum so you can share your wisdom there. Hey, maybe you shillies can even start your own grammar chat room. Then the riggies can chime in with comments about poker.

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08-04-2010 , 05:12 PM

#24308

beatingyou

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I was looking for something funny so I'm on this thread and I got to thinking has anyone read this entire thread? If so, that is amazing, and any page recommendations?

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08-04-2010 , 05:13 PM

#24309

KingOfFelt

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Originally Posted by Gordias

Probably because it has been proven in this thread to be impossible to teach a rigtard math, so grammar is the next best thing.

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08-04-2010 , 05:25 PM

#24310

Wiki

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Originally Posted by TwoMoos

3.50, I believe

really surprised nobody gave a straight answer

How could they give a straight answer?

It's like being asked how long it would take 20 men to dig a hole.

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08-04-2010 , 05:26 PM

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TwoMoos

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Originally Posted by Gordias

This is a shilltard thread. If you start a riggie thread, it will be combined with this thread so the shilltards can have fun.

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08-04-2010 , 05:27 PM

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Arouet

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Originally Posted by beatingyou

I was looking for something funny so I'm on this thread and I got to thinking has anyone read this entire thread? If so, that is amazing, and any page recommendations?

I actually have, since I caught myself up when I first joined it. Couldn't possibly give page numbers, but there's lots of amusing stuff in there. Also some good tidbits on how to approach this question. Worth skimming and zeroing in on the particularly zany theories and good advice.

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08-04-2010 , 05:28 PM

#24313

Wiki

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Originally Posted by Gordias

Why are so many of you shilltards more concerned with grammar than you are with poker?

Evidence that anyone is more concerned about grammar than poker?

...

...

I thought so.

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08-04-2010 , 05:30 PM

#24314

Wiki

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Originally Posted by beatingyou

I was looking for something funny so I'm on this thread and I got to thinking has anyone read this entire thread? If so, that is amazing, and any page recommendations?

#37 is good.

#123 is really funny if you get the allusions to classical Greek theatre.

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08-04-2010 , 05:35 PM

#24315

TwoMoos

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Originally Posted by Wiki

How could they give a straight answer?

It's like being asked how long it would take 20 men to dig a hole.

Anybody knows how long it takes to dig a hole, then just divide my 20.

Last edited by TwoMoos; 08-04-2010 at 05:35 PM. Reason: oops, "by"

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08-04-2010 , 05:37 PM

#24316

KingOfFelt

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Originally Posted by TwoMoos

Anybody knows how long it takes to dig a hole, then just divide my 20.

So a midget and Brock Lesnar would dig a hole at the same pace?

Also, you gave no specifications of how big of a hole.

You get the issue here?

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08-04-2010 , 05:40 PM

#24317

Wiki

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Originally Posted by TwoMoos

Anybody knows how long it takes to dig a hole ...

OK, how long does it take?

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08-04-2010 , 06:01 PM

#24318

DonkoTheClown

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Originally Posted by Gordias

LOL!
It's official, I have switched from Rigtard to Shill status!
I am expecting another bonus!

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08-04-2010 , 06:08 PM

#24319

TwoMoos

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Originally Posted by KingOfFelt

So a midget and Brock Lesnar would dig a hole at the same pace?

Also, you gave no specifications of how big of a hole.

You get the issue here?

Not until I google "Brock Lesnar".

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08-04-2010 , 06:11 PM

#24320

Bobo Fett

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Originally Posted by karmabling

I guarantee their random card generator is not random.

Provide something to back this up, or find some other thread to troll with your ridiculous assertions.

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08-04-2010 , 06:14 PM

#24321

Gordias

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Originally Posted by Wiki

Whether or not the bill passes the outlook for experienced shills is as rosy as ever.

Whew! What a relief. I was really worried about you guys. What a sad world it would be without Shilltards.

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08-04-2010 , 06:23 PM

#24322

Jiggymike

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My new conspiracy theory is that FTP prefers SCs to win over big pairs and for KJo to pretty much win every time it is dealt. Still trying to come up with a good reason for this but I think my sample is large enough to support it.

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08-04-2010 , 06:33 PM

#24323

SMUTTTT

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Originally Posted by Jiggymike

interesting imo, honestly.

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08-04-2010 , 06:49 PM

#24324

KingOfFelt

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Originally Posted by Jiggymike

So then go ahead and post your stats on this. What are you waiting for? Or did you just recognize a pattern in your mind and have yet to analyze any data at all?

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08-04-2010 , 06:51 PM

#24325

HeavyTrev

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Originally Posted by karmabling

I guarantee their random card generator is not random.

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Originally Posted by karmabling

Only an uninformed person would play on the cake network.

Karma

Are you still upset about the chat ban you got at cake?

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Originally Posted by karmabling

Last night there was this lagtard on cake and I was telling table how to play vs him AFTER the hand. Cake has chat banned me now and I have protested and the 3rd email from them states that any more emails about this issue will not be answered.

No where does it say in cake pokers ToS about discussing playing certain players AFTER the hand. Now during the hand is off limits but not after.

here is cakes ToS regarding chat.

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Restrictions on Chat
You should not chat about a hand while it is in progress.
You should not use chat to offer advice to another player during a hand, or urge a player to take a particular course of action.
You should not chat about any folded cards you held during a hand or any current cards you are holding during a hand.
You should chat only in the English language and the table specific language as may be designated by CAKE in its sole discretion.
You should not use foul, abusive or threatening language.
The above actions are discouraged as they show poor poker etiquette and can result in chat suspension or in severe and continuous breaches a complete chat ban or account closure.

I only have a few k on there but I will be leaving the site. I have pm'ed Lee Jones but have not received any answer.

Cake is nothing but nittards/lagtards and if I can't have some fun then I can take my high volume to another site.

After my rakeback posts, I will be cashing out.

AVOID cake people--people are using HUDs on there and getting away and I do something like mess with a laggtard and get chat banned.

Karma

You also had that HEM thread where you blast PT3 for not being able to use it on cake...

Seems like you have a lot more problems with poker sites than the average player...

Spoiler:

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